Pre2
Added 2017-02-21 00:10:58 +0000 UTCCordelia couldn’t believe it. Not only had she been elected to loser squad in study group, but Willow expected her to go all the way to the library to pick up their research. Like it wasn’t enough that she had to hang out with them, now she had to do menial labor? She didn’t know why Buffy or someone couldn’t do it. They were always in the library anyway, whining about demons. Why couldn’t Willow pick up the stupid research the next time they needed to kill a big snake or whatever?
She was standing in the middle of the library, just about to ask where that skeevy school librarian was—didn’t he live here or whatever?—when she heard it. “Ohhhhhh! Giles, don’t!”
Jenny Calendar’s voice came clear, only slightly muffled by the bookshelves in-between her and Cordelia. Cordelia looked over, surprised, frozen in motion, and saw traces of motion over and around the books. It was all the way in the back of the library…
“Come now, Jenny, you’ve been promising to take my phallus—now it’s so engorged I can barely stand it.”
Jenny laughed. “Cordelia Chase’s the one who got you horny, Giles. The way she dresses! I’m surprised you and the rest of the boys didn’t burn her clothes right off her, the way you were staring.”
Cordelia had known that old pervert was creeping on her. He was already all Lifetime Movie with Buffy, but obviously she couldn’t satisfy him—what could you expect from a woman whose boyfriend went evil after he slept with her? A girl like that clearly didn’t rest Cosmo. So no wonder the old goat was looking to trade up.
