Negging
Added 2021-01-31 20:00:02 +0000 UTC“Okay, I’m taking ‘im,” Negasonic Teenage Warhead said, charging up to blast the Danger Room’s Sentinel clear into Cerebro.
“Wait!” Scott called, his teenage voice thin and reedy, a far cry from the baritone he’d have as an adult commander.
Nega looked at him impatiently, but didn’t move. “Why?”
Scott looked confused. “Because I didn’t order you to go.”
“You think I need you to order me to go?”
“Well, yeah. We’re in a combat situation. I’m in charge.”
“Why are you in charge?” Nega demanded.
“Because I just am. I’m leaderly. All of the X-Men listen to me.”
“You mean all the boomer X-Men needed some guy to tell them what to do?” Nega rolled her eyes. “Lame.”
“You’d rather be part of an unruly mob, just rushing the enemy with no plan of attack?”
“What’s your plan of attack then?”
Scott was crestfallen. “I don’t have one yet.”
“Me neither. Sounds like we’re in agreement!”
“I’m formulating a plan!”
“We won’t need one if I just kick its metal ass!”
“Fine.” Scott crossed his arms. “Go on then. It’s all yours.”
Nega frowned. “Is your plan that I’m going to get my ass kicked, then come crawling back to you to tell me what to do, since you’re all leaderly?”
“It might be,” Scott replied.
Nega sighed, “Wow, these plans of yours sure are hard to come up with. I can see why the boomer X-Men needed you to do it for them.”
“We’re not boomers!” Scott insisted.
“I am,” Nega said, charging up, a nexus of fiery energy surrounding her small body, dwarfing it, merging with it, until her white-hot aura seemed to make her a giant.
Comments
So, is this a funny one shot genfic, or the rather short opening to a smutfic starring NTW? Either way, I approve of it.
Shendude
2021-02-01 17:12:46 +0000 UTCMission accomplished!
Warfster
2021-01-31 20:18:49 +0000 UTCIt was only half way through reading this that i realised you meant negasonic in deadpool not in Wheadon
kopis117 .
2021-01-31 20:04:41 +0000 UTC
