Delicious

Haha. Honestly, if you threw out the mystery leaves (or figured out what they actually were) and threw in some real seasoning this meal would have legit substance in the form of fats, carbs and protein. It just sounds lame because the mom sounds lame.

queencatastrophe

okay BUT, if they seasoned the tempeh and fried it with batter, it'll be very delicious 👌

Jess

This is my favorite comic strip by you, Adam! This is what made me fall in love your work.

this reminds me of these kids I used to nanny for and their white vegan mom would always make "stews" that I would just put on a burner for a hour before feeding them. I say stew in quotes cause it was always lentils with various vegetables and completely unseasoned. I would end up bringing my own seasoning with me from home and seasoning the crap out of the stuff. The only problem was that she complained that the kids wouldn't eat her "stews" and that they would only ask for mine. Those poor malnourished kids...

Dez

I would love an entire series of these...

Smith

I FELT him! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jermaine Riley

I come back every few weeks to reread and further enjoy this comment

Matt McDaniel

Omg I’m vegan and I was following this page on ig because their name was like vegan kid food or some shit like that so I was like COOL SOME TIPS This lady really served her kids two pieces of broccoli, two burnt gardein tenders and JELLY BEANS?! I was like oh honey no that’s not how we do it . It was honestly terrifying

Roxanna

This made me laugh a bit too much ...

“Wine made me do it”

Cassie Greeley

It’s literal leaves from the yard but ok

FuriousFae

Maybe mom is beginning into this trend and youngun is kind of shocked at his mom's new cooking?

Angelphile (Emy Bourgoing)

uh dude . . . most kids with parents who eat health food or "health food" are familiar with the food their parents serve them. I aaaalmost get what you're going for here, but the punchline kind of presumes the kid has a different parent or something.

Christine Hottinger

I can't trade these for fruit roll ups!

“YUMMO!” I dead

That first panel is everything.

I just saw the "Wine made me do it" 😝 Know I'm wondering if that would be her defense or at least a counter-lawsuit

Kristina Brown

If there is an Abcde pronounced 'Abissidy' and a Dougall pronounced 'Duckwell' there is room for a Greighson pronounced 'Todd' 😂

HawthorneSunlight111

Sorry, it's actually spelled 'Greighson'? How dare you mistake it for an ordinary name such as Todd! *dramatic turn away*

HawthorneSunlight111

Somehow, she seems really anaemic. 😂 Like, Miss... Go to your doctor and have your iron level checked! You look like a corpse! Wouldn't wanna mistake you for one of the walking dead when the inevitable zombie apocalypse hits, would we now?

HawthorneSunlight111

What's the number for CPS?

Jonathan Silva

The wall hangings in the first panel! 😂

Samuel Rodarte

THE FUCK IS THIS IM DYING

Brianna Kelley

She didn't even give him utensils 😂

madscipanda

How is it pronounced Todd? SMH, I guess ABC is pronounced ahh baa cee, lol

Kristina Brown

LOL gross

Toyin Oluwole

i'm so happy that my mom put twinkies and ding dongs in my lunch

Steve Douglas

It is. I just can’t remember the channel’s name.

2020k RJ Kozain

Same Todd, same

Redcloud

The horror of unseasoned tempeh. Those two words must have crawled out of your nightmares...

Veronica VanCleave-Seeley

Tempeh is yum, especially deep fried seasoned ones!

I could actually hear the generic free use down beat video music while I read these panels...

Jewel Clarke

Is this really a thing...? Well.. wait... of course it is 🤦🏼‍♂️

Sascha Knoch

Pronounced Todd💀💀💀

Alex Mario Gonzales

My favorite is the “wine made me do it” sign. Like a bitch needs to be trashed to live her life.

Emily Jane

Cauliflower is my most hated vegetable. It has the worst mouth feel to me. Poor Todd.

Every basic b**ch will have a Live, Laugh, Love picture in their home lol

Oh no she’s antivax someone get the roach spray

ImMrMilla

“Wine Made Me Do It”

Sparkplug

It's the unseasoned tempeh strips for me. 😩

Stephanie

Literally half of the moms for my students

Blair Lyn

Only if it’s organic locally sourced non gmo gluten casein soy and nut free

Blair Lyn

I'm gonna cry at the corner now

Amanda Lee

You had me after the first panel.

I'm so glad that I was a child in the '70s, when salt, sugar, and fat were still in EVERYTHING.

Kelley Strang

Bahahaha

Abel Simpson-Yap

Not even a pudding pack so he could trade for a better snack. Poor kid.

Jessika Fox

::And he has to eat it with his fingers because we can’t leave a carbon footprint:: ::all of the “food” is locker temperature, which is higher than room temp::

Ronniford

poor todd. no one's gonna trade a snack pack for tempeh 🤷🏼‍♀️

rachelerin80

Grimes in 10 years be like:

J B

そうですか

Frédéric

Todd 😂😂😂😂

Shay Allen

Pronounced Todd

SillyStringSoup

Todd is done with your shit.

Heidi Nehls

❤️

😹😹😹😹😩😩

Don't forget to put just a little pinch of "nooch" on top 😘

Tessalations

Bone apple teeeeth 😘

Buttonetta

Don't forget to top it with your favourite essential oil!

theo

😂😂😂

Kenny

Poor kid is gonna starve 🤣

Delicious

Sunegami

I FREAKING DIED 😂 “pronounced Todd” hahaha

Nailed it

Shaina carey

PRONOUNCED TODD

Mother hath betrayed me for the last time 😡

Well this sent me into some hardcore pot giggles

Josh Dixon

Screaming!!!

Honestly the kid’s name is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Tamara Mendelson

That poor kid 🤣

Djavanadon

Greighson (pronounced "Todd") just made me pee a little 🤣

Yumma 🤤

Dont forget the fresh rutabaga juoce

TheOtherHunter .

This is brutal 😭😭

*chef’s kiss*

Meghan Matthews-Adair

LMMFAO!!!

Pearls Anne Heels