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Suggestion By Seth

Added 2025-10-25 22:32:46 +0000 UTC

!Flatsch!
Oh? What’s this?
A flyer smacked right into Glas’s face.

THE BIG PUMPKIN BARN-ANZA!
Tired of those lousy, teeny-tiny pumpkins your
big old orc hands keep squashing while carving?
WE’VE GOT THE BIGGEST AND STURDIEST PUMPKINS
FOR BIG, MANLY MEN LIKE YOU!
You’ll love carving our BIG PUMPKIN BUDDIES
they’re perfect for BIG ORCS LIKE YOU!
BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER,
AND WE KNOW YOU WANT IT!

Carving pumpkins was something Glas had always wanted to try.
This year, he was finally going to do it! But he didn’t want any ordinary pumpkin - NO!
Only the biggest would satisfy him.
Bigger than those lousy store pumpkins…
Oh poor lil himbo, Glas.

So our sweetheart got up on his beefy orc feet and started walking toward the barn.
It was supposed to be just around the corner, but… what’s this? His smartphone started glitching the closer he got.

"Turn left and now undress yourself"

"Wait what? I just recently got rid of all the junkware on my phone!"
Glas should update his firewall and shouldn't visit those shady porn sites anymore...

It was eerily quiet for a barn sale, yet the warm orange glow coming from the nearby field looked oddly inviting.

And they were right — these were the biggest pumpkins Glas had ever laid eyes on!

But which one should he pick?
“This one looks—WHAT?! MOVING VINES?!”

In that moment, he knew.
It was a trap.

Well... better late then never --_--

Thanks to the suggestion Seth!
Hope you guys like it <3

Love
Ani