greatshift posts
Derailed (Patreon exclusive)
The train rumbled down the tracks like it did every evening with everyone minding their business as they headed home from work. But then the lights flickered and the train jerked from side to side. Most assumed the worst, something such as a derailment. But the train seemed fine; the other passengers seemed fine other than a little jostling. The...
2024-02-29 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostCo-Workers, Part 4 (Patreon exclusive)
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Laughing at a Funeral (early access)
Ahmed knew everyone was staring at him. Usually funerals were somber occasions, and here he was full of smiles. Of course, he couldn’t tell any of his relatives or friends who he was, that he was alive, and about how he had his brain transplanted into this woman’s body. He had signed all sorts of confidential statements to not reveal any of ...
2024-02-27 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostWisdom (Patreon exclusive)
Peter knew he should’ve gotten his wisdom teeth removed years ago, but he had to put it off until he had good enough dental insurance. He was 30 by the time he was able; he was pretty sure his dentist was younger than he was. He had a bit of a crush on her, but he’d certainly never tell.
The process that day started with him getting so...
2024-02-26 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeveral Multi-Part Captions Here
This archive has several that were captions that were part of a multi-part story (check the past few days).
2024-02-26 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostApp (Patreon exclusive)
“Come on, Dude! Stop being so upset! Our app worked! It fucking worked!” Devin said as he showed off the app’s dashboard.
“I know,” Brett said frustrated, “But it was supposed to swap our bodies. Instead it swapped you and my girlfriend. As you can imagine, she’s not happy about it. She’s not even speaking with me.”
College Town (early access)
Despite growing up in a college town, Matt just hadn’t been the type to go to university. Though when he suddenly found himself in one after a flash of light shone in his face, he knew where he was; he just didn’t know who he was -- the slender manicured fingers, the feminine curves hiding behind the bulky sweater -- he had become a woman! 2024-02-24 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Pop Culture and Archives
As much fun as captions that play on pop culture are fun, I rarely did them! I don't know why!
2024-02-24 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHow Do You Feel? (Patreon exclusive)
“...And how do you feel?” The doctor asked.
“How do I feel?” Xavier questioned, “How do you think I feel? You attacked me and a random woman in the elevator; you inject us with something that causes us to pass out. When I wake up, I’m inside of her body and I’m handcuffed to this chair. Meanwhile, I can see my own body across...
2024-02-23 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostRubbing It In (Patreon exclusive)
Pamela had hoped her roommate, Jason, would have left for work already. Instead, she found him standing in the kitchen stretching while making breakfast. He had become quite insufferable every since the Great Shift.
“Isn’t it a lovely morning?” Jason asked.
“Could you just stop with that shit?” Pamela grunted.
“What...
2024-02-22 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostCo-Workers, Part 3 (Patreon exclusive)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | 2024-02-21 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Archives from Everywhere
Back in the day, I had many different caption site (I guess if you count this Patreon, I still have three or so), and they all had different focuses and themes, and so on. This pulls from a few different ones.
2024-02-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostMom (Patreon exclusive)
For a moment, things went dark for Ronald. His senses numbed. It was a voice that seemed to bring him back.
“Mommy!” It cried, “Are you okay, Mommy?”
Ronald was able to open his eyes. He was sitting in a diner with a small child across from him.
“Are you hurt, Mommy?” The child asked.
“What the hell are you ...
2024-02-20 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostClicked the Link (Patreon exclusive)
“I’m out! I’m fucking out!” Franklin laughed. He had no idea how long he had been trapped, but he was thankful to be human once more. How many years ago had he visited that website? It promised to change his life, but instead he found himself getting sucked into the web -- stuck in limbo on the internet for who knows how long. It was a n...
2024-02-19 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostPrepared (Patreon exclusive)
Shopping for tampons wasn’t exactly what Walter wanted to be doing on a Sunday afternoon...or any afternoon...or any time, really. But it had become a new necessity for him after the Great Shift. He was one of many men who now had the body of a woman; and also one of the many who wasn’t very happy about it.
He supposed he should be tha...
2024-02-18 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHaunted House, Part 3 (early access)
Anna and I should have listened to Conor. He had always been the smartest and most level headed amongst us. It...
2024-02-17 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHaunted House, Part 2 (early access)
Once free, Conor began to make head straight upstairs.
“Where are you going?” I asked him.
“Dude, we nee...
2024-02-16 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostA Fun Vacation (Patreon exclusive)
“Oh, lighten up, Mike!” Jen told her boyfriend, “It’s still going to be a fun vacation!”
“This isn’t how it’s supposed to work, Jenny!” Mike said sternly, “When you come to Exchange Island, you’re supposed to swap bodies, but for some reason we both got stuck halfway! The resort said they hadn’t seen anything like t...
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