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Vampire Side Story: Gasper

Vampire Side Story: Gasper

Commissioned by  quiteadapperlass

Word Count: 1053

“Well, aren’t you a little hero. Letting yourself get kidnapped, so you can get strong enough to rescue your crush.” Scary. The man sitting before me was scary. I smelled a human. A powerful, capable human, but a human. I shoul...

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Wrecking the Database 4 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Wrecking the Database 4 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Commissioned by: Weise

Wordcount: 2531

“Things are bad, they’re about to get worse, and we all needed to start working yesterday.” That is a summary. Not a very detailed summary, but a good summary nonetheless. Komachi wouldn’t understand the intricacies of fan...

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Point Zero (One-Shot)

  

Point Zero

Commissioned by: Patreon Special

Wordcount: 1043

Help came to Earth eight years after the globe was struck by two superweapons of a past age. It was not malice, nor a need for resources, that spelled the end of humanity’s information age. Two weapons by interstellar empires long gone...

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A Gentleman's Guide to Fantastic Beasts (Oneshot)

A Gentleman's Guide to Fantastic Beasts

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Commisioned by: Patreon Special

Wordcount: 2000

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The newest specimen within my tent, as is the case with most of the specimens I’ve acquired in my industrious endeavors, would’ve made Darwin roll in his grave. It was the size of two conjoined horses, had triple the number ...

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AGG: HSS: Quarta 4

 

AGG: HSS: Quarta 4

Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 2054

Life in the new Holy Land is strange. The weather is much colder, the climate less temperamental, and land quite flat. The center of North America is dominated by plains, with nary a hill or a forest in sight, and that land was now home to a spr...

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Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: Level Up.

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: Level Up.

Commissioned by Patreon Special

Word Count: 3000

Ranking up, taking another step in divinity, levelling up; whatever you call it, the system that separates the worthless fodder from the cast is ludicrously dangerous, even for an Adventurer. Now, to put being an Adve...

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Winning Vote for July Patreon Special

1st Place:  Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 18 Votes (3000)

2nd Place: A Gentleman's Guide to Fantastic Beasts: 14.5 Votes. (2000)

3rd Place: Point Zero: 13.6 (1500)

Merely A Smith: 13.1

Wrecking The Database: 10.6

Remember to vote for the next Special, your vote really matters since it's quite close every tim...

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AGG: NSS: Himejima 4

 

AGG: NSS: Himejima 4

Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 2001

“Good morning, Miyakuro-san.”

“You’re not welcome, and I don’t want you here. If there’s a single bug in my house, I’m throwing you into a volcano. Get it? Yeah? Good.” Sullen-faced, narrowed-eyed, and sloop-shouldered, I...

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AGG: HSS: Quarta 3

  

AGG: HSS: Quarta 3

Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1595

In regards to the newfound issue of Li Song fornicating, I had a choice between two advisors regarding the subject. Vaguely, I was tempted to ask the Lord for advice, but one cannot go to God for every problem one has. Surely, if a miracle...

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AGG: NSS: Akeno 3

 

AGG: NSS: Akeno 3

Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1500

From a young age, my curiosity was extensively cultivated. Being raised by Azazel of the Grigori would naturally entail such a thing, given the Fallen’s faction’s focus on gathering information. Heaven and Hell’s armies could hardly overcom...

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AGG: NSS: Akeno 2.5 and AGG: HSS: Quarta 2.5

  

AGG: NSS: Akeno 2.5

Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1010

I suppose, there is some appeal to Mahou Shoujo that I can understand, especially at Li Song’s request. True, there’s a certain childlike purity to the notion that somewhat sullies the appeal for some, but it’s unde...

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July Patreon Poll

This is the special Patreon poll for 6/2018.

Amor Magia Book 1 has finished and will be uploaded shortly.

I want to take a break before letting Book 2 be voted on or another monthly thing.

So, I'm putting the Word Count for Amor Magia for this month in this one.

6500 Words will be allocated in this vote.

1st Place will get...

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Unexpectedly, the Fanservice Beach Episode is Actually a Hentai OVA.

  

Unexpectedly, the Fanservice Beach Episode is Actually a Hentai OVA.

Commissioned by Ichypa and Bingereader

Word Count: 3123

Cute girls in swimsuits.

That is all the summary required to explain the Beach Episode. 

So what if it’s detrimental to the pacing of the story? You gott...

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Phantom: 3

 

Phantom: 3

Commissioned by Blfqy

Word Count: 2510

Finding Hyoudou presents you with a multitude of problems. Unlike his other self, from another world, he is human. Devils can survive for long periods of time off their magic alone, albeit weakened and discomfited, but the same cannot be said for your h...

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Tuzi Culture and History 101

 

Tuzi Culture and History 101

Commissioned by Althero

Wordcount: 1003

Alright, kiddos, you’re all going to learn today. So, pull your worthless gazes off of your shiny metal screens and listen well, because I’m not going to repeat myself.

First, allow me to establish why I’m higher on the fo...

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Interlude: The Lost

 Interlude: The Lost

Commissioned by Chaosbrain

Wordcount: 1036

Fear has never once held me, yet now I find myself cautious, unsure, and on the precipice of falling into terror.

“Sheridan, the visions grow stronger whenever I return here.” Sheridan is here, as he always is when I return. Though the t...

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Tadano’s Trials: Social Links

  

Tadano’s Trials: Social Links

Commissioned by Gopher54

Word Count: 1010

Tadano, as was the norm, was tired after his practical. Upon returning from his Practical, his priorities were simple: rest and recuperate! His completely average character meant average results and thus average outcomes. H...

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Scarlet 5

  

Scarlet 5

Commissioned by Citino

Word Count: 2569

My experience in politics is limited. Unlike what crime dramas and soaps would imply, there’s few disputes regarding power amongst decent groups of like-minded individuals. Criminal gangs cannot function properly if there’s constant infighting...

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Cooking with Miyakuro-san

 

Cooking with Miyakuro-san

Commissioned by Binge Reader

Wordcount: 1118

Substitute ingredients are for people who don’t have access to teleportation networks.

Don’t get me wrong. CORE’s done pretty fucking well making sure that most foodstuffs has a tenable substitute. Hell, from what I hear...

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A Tale of Tails (Tuzi Legends)

A Tale of Tails (Tuzi Legends)

Commissioned by Citino

Wordcount: 1041

There was once peace, and the Tuzi lived within dens and burrows. The darkness held no sway over our sight, so we saw what other could not within the shadows. Where others would not dare tread, where the few could protect the many, the Tuzi once ...

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Wrecking the Database 3 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

  

Wrecking the Database 3 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Commissioned by: Blue Flaming Wings

Wordcount: 2620

Traveling with a group naturally took longer for Zaimokuza. Alone, she could use her mount, and bypass multiple areas. However, with the number of individuals with him and the fact that the low-leve...

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Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: A Day Off

 

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: A Day Off

Commissioned by Patreon Special

Word Count: 2015

There comes a time in someone’s life when a day off is more than what it sounds. It the time when childhood truly ends and one knows that their future is filled only with despair, work, and working whil...

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Wrecking the Database 2 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

  

Wrecking the Database  2 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Commissioned by: Weise

Wordcount: 2659

Behold my works, ye mighty, and tremble in fear.

For I am the legendary, mythical, and ultimate Househusband.

And, wherever I go there shall be comfiness! 

What was that? Did you thi...

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AGG: NSS: Akeno 2

 

AGG: NSS: Akeno 2

Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1534

Azazel is many things to many individuals. To all his lovers and wives, he’s the best partner they could ask for, staying with them and loving them, even if they choose to grow old and forget about him. To his enemies, he is a foe that cannot b...

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Sanctioned (Original. One-Shot.)

Sanctioned

Commissioned by Patreon Special

Word Count: 1100

If I were a criminal with a hint brains, I’d do my killin’ in the sewers. Alleys, rooftops, and backrooms are easy to search. Not so much a damn sewer. Down there, everything getting contaminated to hell and back. Shit, whether from men or rats, make i...

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June Patreon Special Winner

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 31 Votes (2000 Words)

Merely A Smith: 12.5

Sanctioned: 16.5 (1000 Words)

Remember to vote, everyone!


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AGG: HSS: Xenovia 2

 

AGG: HSS: Xenovia 2

Commissioned by Wirdo

Word Count: 1647

According to my teachers, skirts are a mistake. Those of goodly length restrain one’s ability to move. Those that are unrestricting incite temptation.  Even the middling cut, during the most extreme of maneuvers, makes harlots of warrior...

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Devil Side Stories: Saria 2

 

Devil Side Stories: Saria 2

Commissioned by cjdavis103

Word Count: 1023

“I’m going after your man!”

“What!?”

Ahahah! This is why I’ve always liked Rias! Aria was always hoity-toity, responsible, and demure! She was boring! BORING! But, Rias was always fun to be around! Especiall...

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June Patreon Poll

This is the special Patreon poll for 5/2018.

Amor Magia's Book 1 is about to finish!

Voters will have the chance to go straight to Book 2, which will work off and fix up the foundation I've made, or vote for a new monthly series that gets 2500 words a month! Leave suggestions below!

No one likes my smut, so let's just leave those out ...

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AGG: HSS: The Heroine

 

AGG: HSS: The Heroine

Commissioned by Binge Reader

Word Count: 2069

Life’s greatest pleasure is to be triumphant. My oldies always spouted a different tale, but I knew in the very cockles of my heart, that there was more to life than maintaining engines and making sure supplies were properly rationed. Running,...

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