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V13: Chapter 5

V13: Chapter 5

Interlude: Riegert

Upon hearing the news of the campaign against the Demons, I recalled Jack’s plan to win against the cursed foes the Ancients left us.

‘Kill them all.’

It was something else entirely to see it put into motion.

On a vast, flattened plain, over fifty thousand ...

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Eroge? Bad Ends? Betrayal? I'm Just Here to Suplex Monsters through Buildings.

Armbars are awesome (5.3).

The first eighty opponents were basically just thugs with a few enhancements.

The ten after them had a few tricks.

Then, the last nine lasted for a bit.

Overall, though, the last one was the only threat.

It was an older man wearing a blood-red gi without any sleeves. His...

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The 44th Son of the Heavenly Demon is a House Husband!?

As a Househusband, Ensuring Security Is Vital (3.3)

Commissioned by Ichypa

I wrote letters to Father often to provide updates on my status. After his approval of me was made obvious when he officially met Seol, lack of communication on my part would have been seen as me rebuffing him for ignoring me. Some in the c...

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The Northern Noble is a Grinder (Volume 2: Chapter 11).

The Northern Noble is a Grinder (Volume 2: Chapter 11).

Interlude: Anisette, Demigod of Love

“You went wild when you fought against that creature. If it were an actual fighter, you’d have died. You were lucky it was a priest.” Lord Trelawney’s words reached me through the ringing in my ears. I had flown th...

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V13: Chapter 4

V13: Chapter 4

Interlude: Rita

Before us lay a field of death and destruction.

His majesty’s efforts made it so that it beset the Ascendant and not us.

I wrenched a long arrow out of a still machine, and it came out bloody. It resembled a spider but with four legs and was black in color. The head wie...

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Eroge? Bad Ends? Betrayal? I'm Just Here to Suplex Monsters through Buildings.

Armbars are awesome (5.2).

Eat a lot.

Sleep a lot.

Train a lot.

You can do plenty of all three in a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood, but having an actual facility dedicated to training increased efficiency by a lot.

For food the Hiyo Clan had multiple cafeterias ready to always provide food in large ...

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The Northern Noble is a Grinder (Volume 2: Chapter 10).

The Northern Noble is a Grinder (Volume 2: Chapter 10).

Change came more swiftly than I ever imagined. The whole of the coast was reinforced, and the imperial fleet arrived. Knights from every province came upon flying ships and established themselves in once-abandoned castles, and new fortresses were built. Calls were made for p...

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My Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 20

My Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 20

Commissioned by Arksoul

Interlude: Chroma Scarlet: Aine Campbell

Dad decided to break the news to me while on a walk.

Not exactly the best sign, given that’s how he broke the news to me that Mom passed.

At least we weren’t w...

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My Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 19

My Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 19

Commissioned by Arksoul

Interlude: Adam

The erasure of an entire island in but a few moments radicalized the world.

The scale of the attack was on par with a thermonuclear weapon.

Inroads into dictatorships trading with the Legi...

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Eroge? Bad Ends? Betrayal? I'm Just Here to Suplex Monsters through Buildings.

Armbars are awesome (5.1).

“Sorry for being late; I needed to recover from losing an arm and a leg.” I raised a hand towards Asakura as she entered the office. Her mother sat behind a desk, while Kine and Helena sat across from me. We were having tea and cookies. “I also needed to stay under the radar, because I blew up the...

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V13: Chapter 3

V13: Chapter 3

Interlude: She Who Runs Red With Promise

For a moment, the sound of thunder and screaming metal paused, and what remained of our forces found solace in the silence. Some ran, others fell to their knees, and a few laughed, believing that they passed a great test.

However, in the darkness from w...

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The 44th Son of the Heavenly Demon is a House Husband!?

As a Househusband, Ensuring Security Is Vital (3.2)

Those damn pirates had the last laugh, as we found no trace of the child’s village in sight. Talking to neighboring villages confirmed my fears, in that they wiped her home off the face of the planet, literally leaving no one alive. Any hopes I had of finding a local sect to f...

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V13: Chapter 2

V13: Chapter 2

A lot of people on the forums joked that when you enabled all the crises, the game went from a turn-based strategy game to a turn-based survival game. Another favored meme was making the continent out like a ship being approached on all sides by problems, with the crew ready to kill each other, even while leaks spr...

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Suplexes are Supreme (4.4).

Suplexes are Supreme (4.4).

There’s a lot to be said about being prepared, about gathering intel, and about having the right tool for the right job.

But I have to admit that being strong enough to just win always feels good.

“Kay, are you okay!?” Kine’s words came through the communication charm loud and clear...

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Eroge? Bad Ends? Betrayal? I’m Just Here to Suplex Monsters through Buildings.

Suplexes are Supreme (4.3).

Interlude: Asakura Hiyo, the Fiery Blade

“You’ve improved.” Lady Hiyo stated simply, while I rose. It took a moment for my vision to clear and for my bones to stop ringing. Eventually, however, I was able to pull myself off the floor. “I took you by surprise this time. I didn’...

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V13: Chapter 1

V13: Chapter 1

Interlude: She Who Runs Red With Promise

I wiped my knives clean, while the rest of the circle filled with my fellow honored priestesses. They were each given one of the few animals we managed to capture from the promised land. They were undisciplined creatures who pretended to think and understand ...

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The 44th Son of the Heavenly Demon is a House Husband!?

As a Househusband, Ensuring Security Is Vital (3.1)

The most important part of any battle is knowing where you are and knowing what’s happening.

If you’re not at the right place, if you don’t know what’s happening, you’ll simply get killed by a stray attack from a duel. Knowing where you are relative to the bigges...

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Eroge? Bad Ends? Betrayal? I’m Just Here to Suplex Monsters through Buildings.

Suplexes are Supreme (4.2).

Neo San Kyoto, Cathay Drive, 5PM PST.

Interlude: Helena Horner

I got back home to find a titan of a woman on my balcony munching on hamburgers with Kay.

She sat cross-legged and practically took up half of the space.

Just because it was meant to be a smoking ...

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V12: Epilogue

V12: Epilogue

Interlude: Khanrow

The continent was united, yet our work was not done.

Not even close.

Catherine sat across from me while I was disguised. The Guardian’s capital city was filled with parades, and songs of victory resounded in every street. They were victorious, and with their alliance ...

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The Northern Noble is a Grinder (Volume 2: Chapter 9).

The Northern Noble is a Grinder (Volume 2: Chapter 9).

Lord Trelawney arrived moments after the high priest fell, while I was desperately trying to keep Anisette from bleeding out.

“Move over.” I did as he instructed. His words allowed no argument. The moment I moved from her, he was staunching wounds with clean fabrics...

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My Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 18

My Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 18

Commissioned by Arksoul

Interlude: Chroma Scarlet: Aine Campbell

Two minutes.

The world watched a ray gun powered by a volcano and composed by one of the most feared super-villains fires at the moon.

Dr. Lumen held onto his volc...

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Eroge? Bad Ends? Betrayal? I’m Just Here to Suplex Monsters through Buildings.

Suplexes are Supreme (4.1).

Neo San Kyoto, Cathay Drive, 2AM PST.

Interlude: Helena Horner

I almost didn’t know what to think. After I washed off all the makeup and put on some pajamas, I had a light dinner and went to get my homework done while Kay stayed on the patio to keep eating.

My fi...

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My Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 17

My Weekly Gag Villain Job is Pretty Fulfilling: Chapter 17

Commissioned by Arksoul

Interlude: Adam

I looked up, and in the night sky a black moon surrounded by a corona of white light shone upon the world.

As it persisted, its effects became increasingly pronounced.

Humanity has been in...

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V12: Chapter 14

V12: Chapter 14

Interlude: Conquest

The message arrived with little fanfare, yet everything became a blur as I rushed to my father’s side.

When I arrived, I was thankful for all the King of Wisdom’s efforts to quicken the speed with which armies traversed the continent.

It was only thanks to him th...

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The Northern Noble is a Grinder (Volume 2: Chapter 8)

The Northern Noble is a Grinder (Volume 2: Chapter 8)

Commissioned by Sivantic

The wind screamed as it rushed towards the fleet. The gust was enough to rip several trees up in mere passing. The clouds above parted, and a hammer of wind smashed through the fleet. I watched ships get flung into the air far higher t...

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Eroge? Bad Ends? Betrayal? I’m Just Here to Suplex Monsters through Buildings.

From the Top Rope (3.4)

Neo San Kyoto, Cathay Drive, 11PM PST.

Apparently, with whatever happened to me, I had to deal with something new.

A combination between bloodlust and being in the zone.

While I never experienced being in the zone in my previous life, it was easy enough in this one. Born and bre...

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V12: Chapter 13

V12: Chapter 13

Interlude: Rita

The Warden Citadel resisted after its walls were broken, but their efforts bore little fruit.

“The western district has some holdouts. Eminent, deal with it.” Morgan was in command of the theater even with Riegert’s arrival. He fought with Ilych at the front with the exp...

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Released 10 days early for members. Eroge? Bad Ends? Betrayal? I’m Just Here to Suplex Monsters through Buildings.

From the Top Rope (3.3)

Neo San Kyoto, Cathay Drive, 7PM PST.

It took a month to grow everything back, and as much as I wanted to split up with Helena after that, a situation arose.

A debt situation that my emergency funds couldn’t handle.

“Honestly, this is crazy. They already chopped your parents...

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V12: Chapter 12

V12: Chapter 12

Word count: 2000 added by Chaosbrain

“Jackie, I’ve missed you!”

“Khalai.” I raised a hand towards the former High Justiciar while his minders stopped him from pouncing on me. We were in a coastal Forger city. I was taking a look at how much corruption the Sahuagin managed to push, w...

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Eroge? Bad Ends? Betrayal? I’m Just Here to Suplex Monsters through Buildings.

From the Top Rope (3.2)

Interlude: Asakura Hiyo, the Fiery Blade

Daichi’s escape soured our victory over Catherine’s mother, but Keita’s demise turned it pyrrhic.

Especially when it was his valor that gave us an ally at the most pivotal of moments.

“He passed here, and I sanctified his body. He...

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