Thank you to everyone who reached out! All commission spots are now full.
I'll re-open commissions hopefully sometime in February. Patrons will, as always, get first dibs on the spots (we didn't even make it to public offering this time, y'all! You are amazing!)
See you ...
2024-01-16 22:34:55 +0000 UTC
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I've gotten some messages lately, asking what "Voter's Choice" is when I talk about it in the Let's Create an Audio posts. I thought a single post that explained it in detail would be a good way to answer that question.
"Voter's Choice" is a fun little idea that grew from the voting forms for the first Let's Create an Audi...
2024-01-16 18:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Thank you all so much for the amazing response to commissions opening up yesterday! As a result of your amazing requests, I'm only able to take one more commission spot for this month.
Due to time constraints, I can only take single-speaker requests at this time. Self-collabs are not a...
2024-01-16 15:00:14 +0000 UTC
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You've accompanied me to a meet-and-greet party for the new program I've been invited to join at school, and it's turning out to be incredibly boring. I find you sitting outside, watching the rain, avoiding the stuffy conversations inside. You have the only dry seat and I'm not about to sit on a wet chair in my dress, so your lap is my only ...
2024-01-15 22:00:06 +0000 UTC
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The last round of commissions was fantastic, and the audios were pure fire (you'll get to hear some of them soon!). I've cleared space in my workflow for a few more, as I've gotten several requests since I closed them in December, so if you've been waiting for a spot to open up, here's your chance!
Here are the details:
2024-01-15 14:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all, just a quick reminder that the email address associated with your Patreon account is required on the Let's Create An Audio 2.0 voting form.
I'm the only person who will see it, and you will not be spammed or added to any lists.
The reason for it is because we...
2024-01-14 16:00:09 +0000 UTC
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When you drunk text me several times over the course of an evening, and the texts become increasingly worrying, there's nothing for me to do but make sure that you're all right. It doesn't matter that we broke up awhile ago. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's why you're in the state you're in. I can handle drunk you and all of your assorted she...
2024-01-13 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Tonight's shift running the Code Response Team in Critical Care has been a tough one. Being nurses during this time is rough and being part of the team trying to save lives at the last minute just adds to the stress of that. I'm new to the unit and you've been incredible, showing me the ropes, helping me find my footing. We're returning our ...
2024-01-13 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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The feedback on our first Let's Create An Audio game was overwhelmingly positive, and the audios that resulted from your votes were fantastic, so let's see if we can do it again, shall we?
If you're unfamiliar with the first game, here are some links for you:
2024-01-13 15:00:05 +0000 UTC
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That's right! Commissions are opening this coming MONDAY! And spots are extremely limited this time, due to my workload. You, my lovely Patrons, are getting advanced notice so you can get a spot if you want one, before I announce this to the general public.
The price list is in this post. I will not be taking Tarot rea...
2024-01-12 19:00:05 +0000 UTC
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We've been shopping for hours and I still haven't found the outfit I'm looking for. This is our last stop, since we're both over it. I try on the last outfit but immediately reject it because it's a bit tight through the chest and the skirt is short. Very short. So short, in fact, that it gives you ideas. We have to be quiet and hope no one ...
2024-01-10 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We decided to brave some shopping today, and as a result my anxiety is through the roof. You knew exactly how to help me through it, how to make sure I was okay. Now we're home and we're decompressing from the experience, and I'm right where I want to be - in your arms. I think we both need a way to relax now, and I want to take care of you ...
2024-01-09 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We're stuck at this boring work retreat that could have been a Zoom call. There's one working shower for the whole place. You decide to try to shower in the middle of the night when everyone else is sleeping. When you get there, you see that I've beat you to it, and you'll have to wait. We chat for a bit while I finish, and come to the concl...
2024-01-08 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We have coffee every Saturday morning, and have done so for the last year. Our friendship was unexpected, given I'm a bit older than you, but we clicked right away and haven't looked back since. Today you're not quite yourself when you show up at my place, but you don't want to talk about it. Eventually, though, you can't help yourself. You ...
2024-01-03 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Goodbye 2023, hello 2024! This is a whole new month and a whole new year, and we're going to hit the ground running here in Beauty-land! December brought me some downtime to rest and recharge, and y'all are going to see the benefits of that this month. I'm hyped up for the new year, and by the end of this post, I hope you will be, too. Do you th...
2024-01-03 20:33:01 +0000 UTC
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This is just a quick post to wish you all a very Happy New Year! Thank you for making the past year so amazing with all your love and support for me and my audios. It means the world to me. 💜💜
With 2023 behind us now, we can focus on making 2024 our best year yet here in Beauty-land. I'm sending you all love and joy,...
2024-01-01 16:00:11 +0000 UTC
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During some playtime the other night, you said three very important words for the first time. We haven't talked about it since, as you were pretty deeply into our activities when you said it, so I'm not sure if you even meant it. You don't have a lot of experience with this kind of relationship, and I don't want you to be uncomfortable if it...
2023-12-27 22:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays, everyone!
Next week's audio will be released on Wednesday as well, because Monday is New Year's Day.
See you Wednesday with this week's audio!
~B~ 💜💜💜
2023-12-25 22:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Well, y'all, here it is! Our Ask Me (Almost) Anything audio! It's a long one, with 43 questions answered. Timestamps are below.
I didn't hold back on this one and it gets a little raw at times. Consider yourselves warned. 😂
Also, in question 36, I speak about my team, and...
2023-12-23 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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The envelope with the results of my final exam has arrived and I'm too afraid to open it. You offer to do it for me, and reveal great news inside. The stress is over. I can have my life back. And the first thing I want to do is something we haven't had a chance to do a lot of lately. It will be a great way to say thank you for being there fo...
2023-12-21 22:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The holidays are one of my favourite times of the year, and being able to share that, and tell the people who are important to me how much they matter is a big part of the reason why. Another year has passed and as I look back at what a rollercoaster 2023 has been, I can't help but notice how much you all have made this year special. I'm gratefu...
2023-12-20 12:35:52 +0000 UTC
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Christmas is right around the corner and I've decided what I want for my present this year. I've been thinking about it for awhile. And I don't want to wait anymore. You have no idea what I'm planning, so when I interrupt your work, strap your arms to your chair, and tell you what I want, you're a bit shocked. But because you're my good boy,...
2023-12-18 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Happy Holidays, y'all! It's Toy Day on my Animal Crossing island, so to celebrate the holidays, we're going to hang out with my villagers for a couple hours and spread some holiday cheer. (Seriously, say "holiday" one more time. 😂) We've had a lot of fun with the Halloween event on the island the past 2 Halloweens, so let's give this one a tr...
2023-12-16 23:55:02 +0000 UTC
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My life was perfect. Until it wasn't. I had ticked off all the boxes on the checklist of life, I had pretty much everything I could ever want - husband and career I loved, a nice home, etc. But then it all changed in the blink of an eye. I had to start over. And it turned out that starting over, and throwing away the checklist, was the best ...
2023-12-16 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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This month's update was recorded live on YouTube on Saturday, December 16th. The video includes the lead-up to the update itself, plus my responses to the chat afterwards. From there, we moved to Discord for our regular monthly voice chat and had a great time! No edits have been made. Time stamps are provided in the video's description box f...
2023-12-16 14:55:01 +0000 UTC
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This is our last Monthly Update of 2023, y'all! How did that happen? The next time we do this will be in 2024. I'm having trouble getting my head around that.
But this month we have a little extra something to look forward to here in Beautyland, with our Holiday Chill Stream! The popular vote put it on the same day as the ...
2023-12-15 15:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Your sister, my best friend, is getting married and you're her Maid of Honour. You've been less than helpful through this process and today's party for her is no exception. In fact, if I had known you were going to be here, I wouldn't have come. We end up having it out before all the guests arrive, and it comes out that you've been acting li...
2023-12-14 22:00:04 +0000 UTC
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I'm getting ready to go on a date with a woman I met on an app when you show up at my place. You seem kind of agitated and start grilling me about my date, saying the person looks sketchy in their social media (which you checked out) and I shouldn't be meeting a stranger like this (even though it's in public and people know where I am). When...
2023-12-13 22:00:02 +0000 UTC
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We're housesitting for your parents and we're bored. Luckily, I brought along a little something that might help. I just got my very first vibrator and it might be fun to try it out. While you watch me. And maybe participate? We've never done this before, with anyone let alone each other, but there's a first time for everything, right? Maybe...
2023-12-12 22:00:06 +0000 UTC
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It's the end of my workday and I've come home with one goal in mind: to devour you, my wonderful boyfriend. You seem quite pleased with this idea and are very enthusiastic to help me meet my goal. After a bit, though, you ask what inspired my sudden voracious need to be with you. And I tell you exactly why. I know about the texts. The ones w...
2023-12-11 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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