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Chapter 31: Mutual Shamelessness

Senior Sister Jin let out an embarrassed squeak before the surprise caused her to start coughing again.

"Why are—" cough cough"— why are you two here?! And why are you naked?!"

“Why are you naked?” Brother Dai countered without a hint of shame, casually moving beside her to thump the woman’s back without a...

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Chapter 30: Nakedness

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Though a land of fading mysteries and meagre gains, should a man find themselves blessed with a body capable of learning Heaven’s fallen Arts, he may choose one of four Paths to walk within the 103rd Outer Province.

Head to the Four Mountains that stand in the centre of the state, and upon those hallow peaks, choos...

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Chapter 29: Rudeness

Feng did not immediately recognise the female's voice, although it did sound vaguely familiar. Brother Dai, however, had reacted immediately. His face darkened, and his qi immediately spiked, despite the vulnerable state he was in.

The Young Master turned towards the newcomer, while Dai stepped forth towards them. It took Feng a moment to ...

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Chapter 28: Rumours and Reputations

“You held back in the arena,” Feng accused as he sat up. Like Brother Dai, he had been resurrected without a stitch of clothing on his person. The vaulted robes of the Beheaded Phoenix Sect were completely consumed in the fire; a negligible loss, considering their ruined state after their battle anyway.

“Did I?” Brother Dai scratch...

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Chapter 27: Curious Sights

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“Once is fine. Twice is dangerous. Three times in the same day, however, and you deserve to lose your head.”

— A popular proverb within the Beheaded Phoenix Sect, in regard to the limitations of the [Headless Impure Resurrection] Divine Art

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It was always a curious sight t...

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Chapter 26: The Headless Sun [Interlude]

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“Once, long ago, there existed a Divine roost built atop a mighty Crimson Fusang Tree.

“It was a nest that housed the Ten Fledgling Suns of Heaven, renowned as the precious children of the Three-Legged Golden Crow — She who ensured the timely arrival of Dawn and Dusk.

“Infant Stars one and all,...

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Chapter 25: Politics and Play

The Young Master frowned. Something was afoot. Brother Dai would never suggest something so outrageous, at least not without good reason. Feng carefully studied his Senior Brother’s expression, before looking pointedly at his glaive. “I am unarmed, while you are not. And you still wish for me to fight you regardless?”

Despite his bra...

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Chapter 24: Good Kill

The smoke and fire surged to life, weaving together into a sudden ball of pyroclastic matter. It grew rapidly as more of the surrounding flames were sucked in, clearing the arena of its oceanic flames.

Waves of heat and ash piled into the orb. It pulsed like a living heart, each beat expanding its size until it matured to the bulk of a mer...

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Chapter 23: Junior Greets Senior

“Junior Brother,” Brother Dai greeted. “I must admit, I did not expect to see you today.”

Feng raised an eyebrow.

“Disciple Dai,” he addressed neutrally. “You appear to have erred. Surely you meant to greet me as the ‘Young Master’, rather than something as disrespectful as ‘Junior’, did you?”

“Ah, a m...

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Chapter 22: House Cleaning

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“The more blood spilt, the greater the glory. May your arena be soaked in crimson. May your jaws glut on the flesh of foes. And may your fire for battle never be quenched — until the final moment comes that you must sever your very head.”

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Chapter 21: Boldness [Interlude]

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Lingyu watched Hei Feng’s back as he left, cheeks flushing as she secretly hoped he would give her one last glance before leaving the alcove.

He didn’t, of course; the Young Master remained as oblivious as ever.

The Young Miss sighed, taking another sip of her elixir to comfort herself. She was not so naive as to believ...

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Chapter 20: Rewards and Promises

The Young Master released his grip on Lingyu’s hand, though he had to grab hold of her shoulders as the Young Miss collapsed against him. One of the foreign Disciples appeared before them in an instant, glaring meaningfully at Feng before he passed Lingyu over to her.

“That was excessive,” the bodyguard admonished him as she looked o...

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Chapter 19: Split-Headed Carnivores

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“Do not let the comely appearance of those foreign disciples fool you, Juniors! Beneath the alluring veneer of their jade-white skin and midnight hair, lies a monster far beyond your worst nightmares!”

— The well-meaning, but ultimately ignored advice of a disciple who knows better

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Chapter 18: Disquieting Ferocity

The two of them were quiet for a while after, silently observing the raging battles around them.

Feng’s thoughts were troubled. The disciples' ferocity was disquieting. The Sect did not allow for cultivators to shy away from violence — if anything, the Beheaded Phoenix Sect pushed for its disciples to engage in duels more often than th...

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Chapter 17: Selfishness

“Your kindness was wasted, by the way.”

Feng blinked at the sudden statement. His attention shifted away from the blood-soaked battlefield and back to the Young Miss. “What?”

The girl glared at him with knowing eyes. When he raised a confused eyebrow in return, she sighed.

“Those two Inner Disciples just now,” she e...

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Chapter 16: The Other Young Miss

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“I remember when the first delegation came back from the Beheaded Phoenix Sect about a decade ago, during the early days of our alliance. Winter had settled in fully, the Sun was gone, and our Sect Sisters starved, as was the norm. The Seniors hunted for every morsel of Yang flesh they could find within the monastery com...

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Chapter 15: Ex-Successors [Interlude]

Secluded far from the main compounds of the Beheaded Phoenix Monastery, a few hours before the Young Master visits the Sparring Halls…

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The weather was nice.

Disciple Shao closed her eyes and smiled as she basked in the day’s warmth. The sun-drenched rock she chose to lie on was perfect — A sl...

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Chapter 14: Unkind

The first thing anyone would notice was the noise.

The cadence of violence intensified with every step Feng took towards the Sparring Halls’ entrance. It was a symphony that began long before the first of the morning rays graced the Sect Compound, and did not end even after the shattered moon rose high in the sky during the late evenings...

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Chapter 13: House of Violence

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“Did you hear? Brother Ku had to be rushed to the Medical Pavilion and be beheaded again last night.”

“What? Don’t be ridiculous, he’s an Inner Disciple of the Armoury, and I just saw him yesterday in the compound! No one here is dumb enough to mess with the group that maintains our weapons, who wo...

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Chapter 12: Worthless Guilt

“I beg the Honoured Young Master, please forgive this worthless wretch for showing you such an unsightly display.”

The old woman immediately prostrated herself before him, despite the pain such an act would surely bring to her ageing knees.

“This one is but a lowly servant,” she continued, eyes low and voice trembling. “Sur...

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Chapter 11: Not Possible

“I… I think I have a Heart Devil, Uncle.”

“... I see,” his Uncle solemnly replied. “In that case, we will have no choice but to quarantine you, Young Master. For the good of the Sect.”

“I… I understand, Uncle.” Feng bowed his head, lips trembling. “If it’s for the Sect, then I will do my ...

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Chapter 10: A Devil’s Weight

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“Cruel? You complain that the Sect is cruel? That my treatment of you is cruel? How naive you are! Of course, the world is cruel! When the exploitation of your fellow men reaps such great rewards, how is it the fault of anyone who pursues the Path by dominating and devouring others? To ...

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Chapter 9: Sixfold [Interlude]

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The following is a brief Chronology of Mankind’s history, crafted by the official Imperial Ministry of Historical Truths. Though no records may ever be entirely accurate — for the tyranny of the Divines and the subsequent War Against Heaven saw much of Humanity’s history lost to the void — the timeline presented before you ...

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Chapter 8: Feeding

“Ah, Young Master! You have returned! And just in time for feeding. Did that horse give you any trouble?”

Feng tiredly guided the horse into the stable, shaking his head. “The horse was very well-behaved, as usual. You have trained her well, Stablemaster Geng.”

The large man chuckled, patting the flaming equine as he checked ...

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Chapter 7: Charitable Errands

“B-blessed Cultivator! You honour us with your presence! How may this humble chief aid you?”

Feng’s arrival in the village was hardly subtle, nor was his status as a cultivator something that could be hidden. If the two-metre-tall flaming horse at his side or his expensive robes did not give his prestige away immediately, his qi cert...

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Chapter 6: The Beheaded Phoenix Sect

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“There are three wisdoms a cultivator must adhere to if they wish to live a long life.

First, never argue against the words or demands of a stronger cultivator. To do so invites discourse, which may then swiftly devolve into an honour duel where one’s position is wholly disadvantageous. Better to simply ...

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Chapter 5: Tongue

The walk back to the main compound was filled with inane topics. Both were eager to distract themselves from the awkward emotions that arose from their conversation earlier. Having known each other for years, the two quickly fell into a comfortable banter, soon forgetting their inept attempts at flirtation and romance mere moments ago.

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Chapter 4: Fiancée

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“All is Cultivation. We are currently living in the greatest era of human history. The very Heavens themselves have fallen before our feet, allowing us to feast upon their flesh and secrets. Now is the time to hunger with every ounce of your soul. Gorge upon any morsel of flesh that you can lay your hands upon, be they b...

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Chapter 3: Outmatched

The Young Master sighed. As expected, his opponent knew him too well to fall for his tricks.

“It wasn’t like I had many other options,” Feng said, wincing as he straightened his back. The young cultivator cycled his qi once more — his spiritual energies cannibalised to heal bruises and broken bones — before facing the speaker. View Post

Chapter 2: The Favoured Child

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“The Gods are dead! The Jade King is slain!

“Hear me, children of Man! Hear your new Emperor, and rejoice! For I declare the beginning of an age — the birth of a grand Dynasty for Mortals and Mortals alone!

“The Eternal Banquet has begun, and the means of cultivation are now within you...

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