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Chapter 33: Slice-of-Life Time

“Huff, C-can you… Slow down?! My legs are falling off!”

Eri turned around. “You can just go back to the castle if you’re tired, you know?” he suggested awkwardly.

“N-no! No way I’m losing to a twelve-year-old kid on a jog!” Bori wheezed. “I can keep going!”

Jorrais sighed. The large man was drenched in swe...

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Chapter 32: Boy Gets Dog

A few days ago… Minutes after Port Violet blew up…

Eri hit the ground wetly, covered in spit and slime. He coughed, wiping the foul-smelling substance off his face.

I’m… not dead?

That Demon had just spat him out, whole and uninjured. Eri remembered being in its maw, trapped under its ...

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Chapter 31: Surprises After Surprises

Eri groaned as he stared up at swords and spears raised against him.

“Enough of this! He needs medical care!” Dulcina ordered. She was held at bay by a wall of soldiers. “All of you, stand down!”

“Belay that order!” Seneschal Armael panted, having run after the Heiress with an entourage of armed men in tow. “Squires, ar...

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Chapter 55: Lament

“How dare you… A mere upstart. A mere worm!” Woden snarled, defiant even in the face of opposing odds. “Do you have any idea what you have done? Centuries of effort. To consolidate power. To raise my retinue… Lost! All of it in a single day, because of YOU! You robbed me of my power! MINE!”<...

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Chapter 54: And Hell Followed Him Home

All immediately felt his return.

The realisation went far beyond the mere notification that suddenly appeared on everyone’s user interface. Even before reading the words, even before registering the blue screen that popped up before their faces, they felt it.

That feeling in the air: a pervasive, primordial dread that stalked the h...

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Chapter 53: Silver Eyes [Act 2 Prologue]

The smell of ash and lightning hung in the air, even as Lune was dragged away from the ruined battlefield by the nightmarish knights of the Wild Hunt.

The Eldarin Princess struggled to breathe, black ice clogging her lungs and the gaping wound on her chest. The sword wound left previously by her father had been sealed with blighted frost, ...

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Chapter 52: The Dead Zone Demon [Act 1 End]

 “As far as first negotiations go, it is not perfect,” the Reaper smiled. Despite her words, the joy on her lips was impossible to hide. “But it will suffice as a lesson for you. Remember that a weapon cannot bargain for its fate, so if you wish to become more than a mere tool of slaughter, seek t...

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Chapter 51: Swear

The Reaper waited.

Time passed. A second, a minute, an hour. It meant nothing.

Axel stood rooted still. His body trembled. His teeth were gritted.

Every fibre of his body fought against him. His mind screamed at him to move.

To make that final choice. To simply turn his head and let the Reaper’s blade part his neck.

...

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Chapter 50: Why

Axel gasped awake.

His pain was gone, but so was the sensation of his limbs or torso. He was floating, drifting across empty space.

Darkness stretched as far as his eyes could see. He was standing on nothing, dressed in nothing. Blackness surrounded him from all sides.

“No… No, no, NO!”

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Chapter 49: The Mercy of Death

At that distance, Axel could not miss.

None was close enough to stop him. Not even the King, for all his impossible speed, could have prevented Axel in time.

And so, with a grim determination holding back the spiral of madness, the Demon cleaved Lune from shoulder to stomach, halberd blade severing neck and spine.

Lune gave one...

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Chapter 48: The Harbinger's Duty

The wind knocked Axel off his feet before he could react.

It wasn’t a blizzard’s cold that struck him, but rather a fiery summer breeze that warmed his bones and mended his frostbite.

Ymir’s magic. The Giant had pushed him out of the way right as the King’s greatsword stabbed for Axel’s heart again.

There would be no ...

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Chapter 47: The King of Fae

The last of the Lune’s green fire guttered in the snow, flames dying like whispers swallowed by the wind.

An unnatural frost-blue light came from the mists, illuminating the grounds with a chilling glow. Axel could not help but shiver. His breath steamed in the dark. Every hair on his arms bristled beneath his worn Fae armour. 

<...

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Chapter 46: The Wild Hunt Cometh

“Take the Demon and run!”

Ymir roared out that lone command to Lune before he charged forth to meet the horde, the earth shaking under the weight of his steps as he ripped out the iron pillar and called upon the wind.

The reaping frost was coming, heralded by eighteen spectral riders with their silver-blue lances dipped low for t...

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Chapter 45: The Final Frost

Silence. His Reaper was the first to comment.

[... Oof.]

“... That’s it?” Axel complained. “I sacrificed 8 points in all my Skills for this? I sacrificed all those boss loots for this? I could have got a Dragon Sword! I could have had an endless supply of alcohol!”

“Stop being so agitated,” Lune g...

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Chapter 44: More Power

Axel took the time to ponder carefully. Eventually, he shrugged and allocated his points.

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[84 Free Skill Points spent!]

Skills

Remaining Free Skill Points: 0 

Offensive skill

Strength (Str): 73 (42+31)

Dexterity (Dex): 25

Perception (Per): 25

Intelligence (I...

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Chapter 43: Making Plans

Axel raised an eyebrow. “You’re saying I can save billions of my people out of their individual hellholes right now?”

“Don’t be stupid, it’s not that simple,” Lune groaned. “You can’t just simply become the God-Leader of your people because you decide it so.”

“Is being the strongest not enough? Because ...

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Chapter 42: Turning of Fates

Axel limped over to the side, cradling a broken arm as he summoned a health potion and drank it. His arm snapped back into place as it rapidly healed, and the wounds surrounding his body were sealed.

Lune walked over, her eyes relieved. She bowed towards the Giant. “Great Ymir, thank you.”

“There is nothing for you to thank me ...

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Chapter 41: Do not Betray Yourself

“You damn cheater,” Axel accused.

The Giant snorted. “Says the one who literally revived the dead to fight for him.”

“I don’t think they were revived, per se… Feels more like they were corpses being puppeted,” Axel replied. “Still trying to get the hang of things. A pity I shall not have a chance to master it.” View Post

Chapter 40: Dead Arisen

Lune was the first to move.

She dragged Axel’s crippled body out of the way, right as the Giant wrestled the feral dragon to the ground. The slithering drake crawled and moved with an insect’s skittering agility, turning the Giant’s strength against it as it scrambled all over his body and raked Ymir with a dozen burning lacerations ...

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Chapter 39: I, Your Demon

“You do him no favours for this,” the Giant declared, even as Lune stood between them. “Step aside.”

“He already gave you his answer,” Lune coldly countered. “His honest answer. Is that not enough?”

“It is not. Do not mistake my intent. I take no pleasure in this,” Ymir snapped. “But it must be done. He...

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Chapter 38: On Even Grounds

The pillar came down — a roaring wall of iron and impossible momentum. Axel rolled, his body rubbing hard against the ground as the massive weapon howled over him. It missed by inches, and the wind of its passing dragged at his tattered armour. The earth shattered beside him with a deafening boom, raining gravel and stone.

Is he tryi...

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Chapter 37: Speak Honest Words

AN: Sorry for the delay today. Laptop issues.

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The Giant crossed the distance between them in an eyeblink. 

That statement was not metaphorical. In the span of less than a second, the Giant was standing before Axel. There was no physical way a creature of his size and bulk could have moved so fast. It was as if the c...

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Chapter 36: Prepare Yourself

Dead silence.

Axel studied the text calmly. The Giant did so too, expressionless save for a slight tightening of his frown.

Lune’s face was practically in a snarl. She was the first to speak: “Those… motherfuckers…

She had hissed the last word out. Such was the vitriol in her voice that Axel barked out a lau...

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Chapter 35: A Moment's Respite

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There was a joke here somewhere.

Three people — a Giant, a soldier, and a poisoner — huddled around a campfire in a canyon, surrounded by the mangled corpses of a Dragon, four festering insect-women, and a dead Prince whose head resembled a raspberry pottage.

The soldier sniffed, eating his cooked rations by the fire. ...

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Chapter 34: One Second of Eternity

The Fae Dragonrider blinked.

He was… Where was he?

A blank space. Darkness. How did he get here? What had he been doing?

He… He was fighting? No, it was barely a fight. He had been playing with his victim. A creature most brutal, yet powerless in his hands, as were all lesser lifeforms.

Yes… It was called ‘Human...

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Chapter 33: Vain Dragonrider

Axel collapsed to his knees, wheezing hard.

He felt on the brink of death. Every part of him was in agony.

But he had done it. He killed that damn dragon.

The Quest to exit the Zone… To free himself of this deathtrap of a gauntlet…

Was complete.

[... Well done. Even I was uncertain you would be capable. ...

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Chapter 32: Draconic Wrath

Every projection told Axel he was screwed.

It was evident from his opponents’ level and strength. Blocking that single thrust from the Dragonrider alone had shattered his arms earlier.

Still, Axel swung with all his might, twisting his body and bringing the halberd screaming down with both hands.

The Dragonrider casually defl...

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Chapter 31: Fae Horrors

Hell came on buzzing wings, descending from the heavens and into the bowels of the Earth.

Within the rocky ravine, Axel dove for cover as a 15-ton abomination of nature roared and crashed to the ground, aiming to flatten him.

The Fae Dragon twisted its head — a multi-eyed stalk with over a narrow, horned skull — and bellowed. A t...

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Chapter 30: Rising Hell

“For the Giant’s… I’ll take the Oliphant and the Blood. Same for the Troll; I’ll have the Blood.”

[Items added!]

[Drop of Royal Faeblood x2!]

[The General’s Oliphant]

[Interesting choices. They would not have been my picks.]

“Is that your subtle way of saying you disapprove?” Axel ...

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Chapter 29: Gambler's Luck

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[Rank E++ Giant Boss Loot Chest Opened]

[Upgraded: Please select two items out of three.]

[Ice of the Sky’s Throat]

[Rank E+]

[The tallest mountain of the Fae World was called the Sky’s Throat. The ice upon its peaks is said to be of greates...

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