He cast a spell to turn himself into a girl so could make his ex think he had a sexy new girlfriend. But when he saw his new self in the mirror he forgot all about his ex and decided that it was more fun just being his own girlfriend instead!
2022-03-30 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Scientists are warning of a new illness known as Asian Girlification Syndrome, AKA Weeaboo Flu. The disease appears to only afflict white men who are obsessed with Asian pop culture, with the severity directly linked to the degree of obsession. Sufferer...
2022-03-28 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostIf I had a website that was my name followed by a dot com (which is not to say that I do!) where I posted content that Patreon wouldn't allow, my patrons might want to start checking it out for new uploads every Saturday. The March password for such a site, if it even existed, would be a color that rhymes with glue.
Moving forward, instead...
2022-03-26 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Guy 1: Hey, pal. Your wife talked you into this too, right?
Guy 2: Yeah. She gave me a gift certificate for a "total makeover" at this salon. I told her I wasn't into girly shit like that, but she said this place ...
2022-03-25 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A young man enters a dingy public restroom. He looks around for the urinals, doesn't see any, and realizes he's gone into the ladies' room by mistake. He's about to leave when he hears the sound of a girl sobbing, coming from one of the stalls. Her ...
2022-03-23 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty you!
This Tight Leather-tier patron has transformed into a sexy selfie girl. She's gonna break the internet with those curves!
2022-03-20 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Cam: OK, I did the spell. I'm a total stud now! A real babe-magnet!
Sam: Uh...
Cam: Why are you staring at me like that? Is something wrong? Am I... not hot?
Sam: You'...
2022-03-18 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostOver on a certain dot com you can enjoy the story of a very naughty girl who figured out how to steal her ex-boyfriend's... um... most precious possession. Will the poor boy ever get it back? (If you don't know what site we're talking about, scroll down a few posts for more info and a hint about the password that you'll probably solve w...
2022-03-17 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Earl is a bald, tough, tattooed redneck who recently purchased a strange old bottle at a swap meet. He's in his apartment, wiping the dust off the bottle, when there is a puff of sparkly pink smoke and a beautiful girl appears. She flops onto the co...
2022-03-16 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Gilda the witch was at the gas station, bent over to fill the tank of her car, when she felt a cool breeze on her lower back and she realized her thong was showing. She bent around to fix it and spotted a couple of creeps across the street trying to sne...
2022-03-14 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Lately a lot of preggos have been popping up on this Patreon, and now even my Tight Leather-tier patrons have been getting knocked up!
I can't usually offer full-motion custom gifs like this, but this was a rare case where the patron was able to o...
2022-03-13 20:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
God, I can't believe you turned me into a chick again! How can you keep doing crap like this to your own husband?
I suppose you expect me to put on another little show for you. Well, let's just get this over with...
Patreon...
2022-03-12 23:51:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Amy was having a lot of trouble getting pregnant, and when she tried a fertility spell her husband Derek teased her mercilessly.
"It's bullshit," he said. "All that magical mumbo-jumbo can't make somebody a mommy! God, you girls are so freakin' gu...
2022-03-11 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon lets us have lots of fun, but they do have some restrictions on what we can post. For example, we can't post any links to hardcore sites. So, if I'd just launched a password-protected spin-off site exclusively for my patrons, where I'm going to be posting material that's been blocked by Patreon, along with some spicy new stuff, ...
2022-03-10 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
He posted some of his ex-girlfriend's nudes online, on a gallery he called MY LITTLE CHINA GIRL. She felt so humiliated and small, like the whole world was gawking at her... until she cast a spell to show him just how she felt!
Note 2022-03-09 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
He was clicking around on the dark web, and he thought he was downloading a great big file of kinky stuff about pregnant girls... but somehow he ended up downloading his own great big baby bump instead! He'd always managed to keep his preggo obsession s...
2022-03-07 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE: The poll is still open, but I've gotten enough response to draw some conclusions. As I write this about half of those who responded were all-in for the preggo stuff and about half were less into it. So I think we'll compromise and have some extra preggo gifs this month, but I won't go too crazy with them. You'll have plenty to enjoy,...
2022-03-04 21:16:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Mommster Energy Drink is packed with everything you need to ensure a healthy pregnancy! But it's extremely potent, so make sure your husband doesn't drink it by mistake...
2022-03-04 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Jesus, I can't believe those little thots who get rich just by dancing for a bunch of horny dudes on TikTok. All those chicks gotta do is put on some makeup and shake their cans for the camera! I sure wish I had a job that easy...
Han...
2022-03-02 21:46:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Aw, come on! Do I have to be a bimbo again? And what's with the giant gazongas, here? I swear, I think they're even bigger than last time!
What do you mean, I'll get used to them eventually?
This Tight Leather-tier patron returns for a transformation into a tattooed temptress!
2022-02-27 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Steve was at a crowded nightclub drunkenly heckling a magician while she tried to do her act.
"You suck," he hollered. "I bet you couldn't even pull a rabbit out of a hat!"
The magician looked furious for a moment, but then she smiled.
"Good news, honey! We're having a baby!"
"Hot damn! I'm gonna be a daddy!"
"Well... not exactly..."
2022-02-23 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Amir was sure his wife didn't suspect his latest affair... until she served him some special frozen yogurt that gave him boobs bigger than his girlfriend's!
2022-02-21 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron requested an age regression. You're not old enough for that lipstick, missy!
2022-02-20 21:30:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Simpkins: Thank you very much for the invitation to dinner, sir. What will we be having?
Boss: I've no idea. Normally I'd have my wife cook something, but that little bitch left me. So, tonight we'll just have wha...
2022-02-18 17:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I gotta admit that I used to bully Norman pretty bad, back when I was a guy. I'd call him a geek and shove him into lockers and all this other mean stuff I feel pretty bad about now. But then one day we got teamed up in chem class, and I didn't listen t...
2022-02-16 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
So, if you follow my work on Deviant Art you may have noticed that my TG age regression gifs have been vanishing. There's this peculiar person who has a real mad-on for my AR content (I shall refer to him here as Mr. Fussypants) and he took i...
2022-02-15 22:09:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The bimbofication spell Barry's ex cast on him kicked in at the worst possible moment... right when he was sitting down to watch the big game with his buddies! He suddenly transformed into a busty beauty dressed like one of the cheerleaders, and he coul...
2022-02-14 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post