"Sorry, buddy, but you should've read the sign. This bench is cursed, and any man who sits on it gets turned into a sexy girl. It happened to me a few months back, and I'm still getting used to these big ol' bazoombas, here."
"What? Why the hell i...
2022-07-06 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
His girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she slipped a little un-manning potion in his sun-tanning lotion!
2022-07-04 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron has returned for a transformation into a curvy MILF in a lacy teddy! Mmm, she looks like she could teach a boy a few things...
2022-07-03 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello to all of my patrons! Patreon doesn't allow me to share links to NSFW content, so I won't... but if I had a hypothetical, NSFW, patrons-only external site that was my name followed by a dot com, July's totally hypothetical password would be the color that rhymes with breen, all lower case.
2022-07-03 10:52:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Busty Babe: Excuse me, do you mind not staring at my chest?
Creep: You can't blame me, babe. Men love boobs. It's only natural.
Busty Babe: Oh, really? Well, if you love boobs so much...
... 2022-07-01 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Dope: Come on, babe. Shake 'em, you won't break 'em. I wanna see some jiggles!
Babe: Sure. Just look in the mirror.
Dope: Huh..? Hey!
2022-06-29 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Brandon is on the street waiting for an Uber when he spots a curvy hottie walking by. He looks her up and down and smiles.
Brandon: Damn, girl. I like big butts and I cannot lie...
Hottie: Oh, yeah?...
2022-06-27 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron has returned for a transformation into a beauty with some truly spectacular curves!
2022-06-26 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It is after midnight, and Bruno is smoking a cigar on the balcony of his penthouse when an effete young man in old-fashioned clothing steps from the shadows.
Demon: Good evening, Bruno.
Bruno: Aw, c...
2022-06-24 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Cooper and his wife were having trouble conceiving, so he cast a spell to make her pregnant with twins. Unfortunately he happened to cast the spell right in front of a mirror, and it bounced off and hit him...
Note: I know I did the...
2022-06-22 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Steve: Let's do it right here in the kitchen, babe! Just hop your sweet little butt up on the counter, and...
Laurie: We can't. Your wife will be home soon.
Steve: Aw, we've got time for a q...
2022-06-20 16:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron has returned for a transformation into a delectable little lingerie model. I think she kind of has a young Kristin Bell thing going on.
2022-06-19 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hector: Pablo, you... you turned into a girl!
Pablo: Mmm, yeah, I sure did. Am I hot? I feel hot.
Hector: Oh, no! I think you must have caught that disease, bimboitis!
Pablo 2022-06-17 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
He was a lazy night watchman at the fembot factory, and one muggy night he decided to take off his shirt and have a quick nap on one of the conveyor belts. Unfortunately as he slept his toe brushed the ON button, and he awoke to find himself being sucke...
2022-06-15 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Drake: God, you're the worst step-mom ever! I dunno why my dad ever married some dumb old witch like you!
Linda: Stop pouting, honey. You brought this on yourself.
Drake: I did not! I passed...
2022-06-13 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron has returned seeking a petite Latina-fication. Esta chica es muy caliente!
2022-06-12 19:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy: Hey, sexy. You fill out your bikini real good.
Girl: Thanks. And I can fill out your bikini pretty well too.
Boy: What? I'm not wearing a... HEY!
"Damn, honey. Nice glutes."
"Who are you calling 'honey,' asshole?"
"Hey, relax, lady! I was just complimenting your form."
"What do you mean, 'lady'? Why do you keep talking to me like I'm a..."
(Sees self in gym mirror.)
...
2022-06-08 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
He wanted to have a great beach bod and a deep tan, so he bought a special lotion from the magic store... but it worked a little too well!
2022-06-06 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Carrie: Hey, honey. You know how you're always pressuring me to start dressing like a skank?
Tobe: I just wanna see you show off your bod, babe. You got a dynamite rack and a sweet little butt, and it's a shame to...
2022-06-03 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello to all of my patrons! Patreon doesn't allow me to share links to NSFW content, so I won't... but if I had a hypothetical, NSFW, patrons-only external site that was my name followed by a dot com, June's totally hypothetical password would be the big hot yellow thing in the sky that rhymes with bun, all lower case.
2022-06-02 00:20:43 +0000 UTC View Post
"I'm telling you, I can make this shot easy."
"Yeah, right, pal. If you make this shot, I'm a pole-dancer at the Hustler Club!"
2022-06-01 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Luke was always telling his girlfriend not to get her frilly little panties in a bunch. Finally she got so sick of his patronizing, sexist attitude that she turned him into a girl with his frilly little panties in a bunch!
2022-05-30 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron has been transformed into a little beauty with cleavage for days!
2022-05-29 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
"So, you're the leader of this little rebellion, eh? The insolent wretch who's caused the king so much trouble."
"Aye. And now that you've captured me, I suppose you intend to kill me. What's it to be, then? Shall I be hanged? Drawn and quartered?...
2022-05-27 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
All of his wife's friends were having babies, and they kept saying that pregnancy was contagious and they'd "caught the pregnant." He thought it was ridiculous... until he caught the pregnant too!
2022-05-25 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Larry: Dude, I think there was something in that suntan lotion you gave me.
Harry: Mm, that so?
Larry: Yeah, I think I'm hallucinating. My skin feels really weird. Kind of... rubbery. And......
2022-05-23 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron returns for a bikini babe-ification!
2022-05-22 19:29:16 +0000 UTC View Post
When he jilted his fiancee at the altar, her furious mother cursed him to become a beautiful girl all dressed up for her wedding night...
2022-05-20 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
He: I can't believe my summoning spell worked! Are you really a fairy?
She: That's right, honey. I'm the Milf Fairy! I fly all over the world, making mamas everywhere super sexy!
He: The Mil...
2022-05-18 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post