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Gif: BIMBOITIS IS FAKE NEWS!

Ugh, just look at this ridiculous headline. "Bimboitis Cases on the Rise!" I can't believe people actually believe such nonsense!

Custom gif: ANOTHER PRETTY PATRON!

This Tight Leather-tier patron appears to have developed a serious case of Brown Sugar Syndrome!

Gif: A CLEAN SWEEP!

What is it now, Mariana? You've already used your magic to steal my money and my mansion, and you've put me to work mopping the floors like your damn servant! What more could you want?

Gif: GIRLY-GIRLIFIED!

He'd always been a bit insecure about his masculinity, so he brewed up a magic potion that was supposed to transform him into the manliest of manly men. Unfortunately the potion had exactly the opposite effect, and he became the girliest of girly-girls!...

Gif: FROM GANGSTER TO GLAMOUR GIRL!

"I warned you, Jimmy. I said that if you failed me again, there would be consequences. Well, you made a hash of that job last night, and you've forced me to find a new role for you in my organization. You're no good to me as an enforcer... but it just s...

Gif: STOP SWAPPING OUR GENDERS, LISA!

Come on, Lisa! When you asked me if you could cast that spell to swap our genders, you said it'd only be for one night... but now you keep doing it! I'm sick of being stuck as a chick, with these big crazy boobs jiggling all over the place! So come on, ...

NOT a link to NSFW stuff! No, sir!

Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be the big blu...

Gif: THAT MYSTERIOUS BOUNCY FEELING

"Hey, did you guys just feel a weird tremor? Kind of like an earthquake, but more... bouncy?"

Gif: LEARNING HIS LESSON

Husband: I'm sorry I cheated, babe... but I swear, I've learned my lesson!

Wife: Oh, you're gonna learn plenty of lessons...

Gif: A SUPER SEXY SPELL!

Oops! When I cast a spell to make myself super sexy, this wasn't quite what I had in mind!

Gif: "HA HA! WHAT A GIRL!"

Steve was sensitive and artistic, and his older brother Brian was always making his life hell.

"You're such a little wimp," Brian would chide. "Ha ha! What a girl!"

Finally Steve got so sick of it, he cast a spell on Brian. And the next time...

Patreon message glitch

I won't bore you with the particulars of how it happened, but I haven't been getting my Patreon messages since early December. Most of the private messages I get tend to be requests for custom gifs, and since I put a hold on the customs for January, I thought that's why things had been so quiet. But no, it seems people were sending mess...

Gif: FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL...

When he wrote his ex's name and number on the restroom wall ("For a good time, call...") he didn't know she was a witch. Now his name and number are on the restroom wall... and the boys are all calling him for a good time!

Gif: LOVE TO WATCH YOU LEAVE...

"This is it, Elinor! I'm leaving you!"

"Well, I hate to see you go... but I'm gonna love watchin' you leave..."

Gif: THE BIMBO TRIANGLE

"Why's this part of the ocean called the Bimbo Triangle, anyway?"

"There's a local legend that any men who sail here get turned into busty chicks in bikinis."

"Really? God, that's the most ridiculous thing I ever... UH-OH!"

Gif: THE GIRL SETTING

Whoa! It looks like I accidentally ran this makeover app on the girl setting! I can't believe that's really my body! Thank God I can just hit the "undo" button, and... uh...

Hang on... Where's the "undo" button?!

Gif: THE NEW GIRL IN SCHOOL

INT. GIRL'S DORM. DAY.

A pretty girl in a school uniform is sitting on her bed and writing in a pink diary. A young man in casual clothing enters, carrying a heavy suitcase, and he tosses it onto the other bed. The girl gets u...