Alice hated, hated, hated her roommate Toby. He was always leaving half-empty cartons of Chinese food all over the apartment, stinking up the place with his spilled bongwater and broccoli beef farts, and droning on about how guys wer...
2024-07-17 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Here we see another unfortunate victim of bimboware. He was just trying to update his system, and instead he ended up rebooting himself with a bouncy new body!
2024-07-15 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
One morning, he awoke from strange, girly dreams...
2024-07-13 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
"My wife downloaded this hypnosis app that's supposed to help motivate me when I'm going for a run, but it's useless! I'm trying to get a big, strong hardbody... so why does the lady's voice on this stupid app keep talking about me getting ...
2024-07-12 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Poor Jared here has developed a severe case of MILFluenza, a condition that transforms young men into curvy women of a certain age. Now Jared finds himself compelled to bake cookies, clean the apartment... and make passes at his roommates!
2024-07-10 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
When you're filling out forms online, it's important to read the fine print. This guy was just trying to add new features to his phone, but he clicked ACCEPT on the wrong button and added new features to himself instead!
2024-07-08 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you've set off our 'Failed Male' detector. We're going to have to confiscate your manhood."
"What?! Oh my God, this can't be right! I'm all man! I watch sports and drink beer, and... and..."
"Come on, sw...
2024-07-06 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
He couldn't understand why the dumbbells suddenly felt so much heavier, or why all the guys at the gym kept watching him work out and telling him he had "great form"!
2024-07-05 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
When that weird old lady at the roadside stand offered him a spectacular pair of "star-spangled bazoombas," he thought she was talking about fireworks!
2024-07-03 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be a popu...
2024-07-03 10:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"OK, babe, my eyes are open. Where's the big, sexy surprise you promised me?"
"Oh, not far. In fact, it's right under your nose..."
Wife: Happy anniversary, darling! I got you a new purse!
Husband: Huh? What am I supposed to do with a purse?
Wife: Well, you'll need something to carr...
"Welcome to Magic Scissors, sir! Are you interested in one of our Minute Makeovers?"
"Uh, well..."
"Don't be nervous, sir. All it takes is a snip here, a snip there... snip, snip, snip... and, presto! Just like that, ...
Young Lady: Hey! Stop staring at my cleavage, you creep!
Big Lunky Guy: Relax, babe. When a chick is built like you, it's only natural for red-blooded dudes like me to check you out. I'm ju...
Let's get something straight, pal. I may have lost our bet, so now I'm stuck as a bimbo and I'm irresistibly attracted to hunky guys... but you are definitely not my type!
2024-06-26 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
"What do you mean, you want me to be your girlfriend? I'm a man, babe!"
2024-06-24 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron has returned for a Princess Rosalina-fication!
2024-06-23 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I dunno, babe. You said that listening to this song would change my life... but it's too girly for me!
2024-06-22 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
"That's funny. All of a sudden, I think I like... boys."
2024-06-21 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Oops! That wasn't the spell I wanted at all! Although I have to admit... I'm kinda cute this way.
2024-06-19 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Tom and Hillie tossed their coins in the fountain and made their wishes, never suspecting that the fountain was actually magic.
Tom wished that Hillie was more of an old-fashioned girl, a dainty little 1950s housewife type who wore fl...
2024-06-17 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
This gif was originally very NSFW, but I had to crop it so I wouldn't violate Patreon's content policies. I wish I could share the uncropped version with you, but Patreon also has policies strictly forbidding me from linking to NSFW content. If on...
2024-06-15 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
So, did the spell work? Did it turn me into a real manly man, with big, bulging muscles?
2024-06-14 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
"Quit trying to upstage me out there, Candace! When I'm doing my magic act your only job is to stand behind me in your skimpy little costume, being eye-candy for the guys in the audience! I'm the star and you're just my assistant, and that's ...
2024-06-12 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
"God, this 'man by day, bimbo by night' curse is the worst. At least this time I made it home before I transformed, and I didn't end up giving lap dances to a bunch of random dudes on the subway!"
2024-06-10 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Mmm, this stuff's pretty good! But... what does this small print say? "For pregnant women only!" Oh well, I'm sure it'll be fine. What can a few sips do to me?
2024-06-08 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
CLARK, a grumpy middle-aged man, sneers at his wife SASHA, who is polishing a cute little lamp she brought home.
CLARK: Oh, no. Don't tell me you wasted more of my ...
2024-06-07 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
What's so funny, girls? And... why are you looking at me like that?
Wh-what do you mean... the spell worked?
2024-06-05 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
NURSE: Oh, my gosh! Doctor Frankel, I think you just came down with bimboitis!
DOCTOR FRANKEL: Don't be silly, nurse! There's no such thing as bimboitis! But... I am feeling kinda funny all of a su...
2024-06-03 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The SFW image above comes from a very NSFW transformation gif I can't share with you here due to Patreon's content policies. Patreon also has policies forbidding me from linking to such content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, ...
2024-06-01 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post