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The Scales of Obesity [WIP]

SCRIPT // VOICE LINES

I... am kinda tempted to change the title to "The Sca...

The Update™️ -- May 2024

hiiii lol it's almost 11:30pm and I don't have anything witty to put here. Let's get into it:

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EDITING

• The Scales of Obesity -- As mentioned previously, my next audio is going to be a LOOONG Aura (Frieren) piece. 2024-06-01 03:24:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Coming up next:

Hey again! Another quick textpost. My next audio will be a WG piece featuring Aura (along with the titular Frieren) from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. You can see the cover art here and a short 2024-05-29 01:39:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Waifu Warz! Idea Poll [May 2024, "A Delicious In Dungeon Character"]

This one was WAY closer than I imagined it'd be. The ones that did pretty well are all medieval high fantasy-oriented series... guess I know what element to lean into. 🤔

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SOUPY SLIME SWIG

The easiest, lowest-hanging-fruit opt...

Two Cows and a Balloon [stems]

ribbit!

Two Cows and a Balloon [ambient mix]

🐸

Two Cows and a Balloon

[INFLATION, POPPING]

DRIVE / DEVIANTART / 2024-05-25 23:19:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Waifu Warz! May 2024

It's another one of these polls. You choose which series, then choose the specific character(s) later. Simple, but different. Choose your favorite! And maybe speculate which girls I'll put on the winner's idea poll, lol.

Waifu Warz! Poll Submissions [May 2024]

(EXCEPT IT'S DIFFERENT)

We're doing this again. In the comments of this post, reply with a series (franchise, property, "content/media" if you're a goober) you'd like to see featured in an audio story. The character (or characterS, if appropriate) will be decide...

Two Cows and a Balloon [WIP]

SCRIPT // VOICE LINES

This has original music, but you can barely hear it over anything...

Waiiifu Warz Stuff

Hey all, given that it's been a few uploads since the last poll winner audio (and looking likely that the next couple of uploads will also be personal projects), I wanted to give some updates on where said poll winners are standing:

• Clover's Cookie-Consequences (Clover, Totally Spies) has been "done" for a lon...

  2024-05-18 02:47:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Night of The Living Bitch-Blimp [stems]

Small note: I've begun separating the narration and voicelines so that you can hear stuff like Stocking breathing heavily without the narrator yapping over it.

Night of The Living Bitch-Blimp [ambient mix]

oh you like panty and stocking?

are you a panty guy or a stocking guy?

Night of The Living Bitch-Blimp

[WEIGHT GAIN, INFLATION (kinda?)]

DRIVE / DEVIANTART / 2024-05-11 22:06:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Night of the Living Bitch-Blimp [WIP]

SCRIPT // VOICE LINES

Narration needs refinement (mostly stuff like emphasis and volume l...

The Update™️ -- April 2024

Hi! I've been busy the past couple days, but here is a quick rundown on what I'm working on:

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EDITING

• Night of the Living Bitch-Blimp now has its first draft fully edited. Needs polish...

  2024-05-01 03:18:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Waifu Warz! Idea Poll [April 2024, Aqua]

they call me Aqua... Aqua-fina...

errrm okay... that sounded better in my head... he's right behind me isn't he??

I think the main thing I want to accompli...

A Realm Overfilled [stems]

VIDEO LINK // PUBLIC UPLOAD

This was in development hell for a LOOONG time, but thankfully is now out for the masses t...

Rom's Round Romp [stems]

heh

Rom's Round Romp

[INFLATION, (temp-)POPPING]

DRIVE / DEVIANTART / 2024-04-27 22:54:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Waifu Warz! April 2024

A lot of newcomers (and some that haven't been seen in a while) in this one! I've got my eyes on a few, but for obvious fairness reasons I'm keeping my mouth shut on which ones 👀

Waifu Warz! Poll Submissions [April 2024]

In the comments of this post, reply with a character you'd like to see featured in an audio story.

Between what's submitted here and what I get from the $20 patrons, the poll will have a maximum of 12 entrants. If I get more than that, I'll choose the ones that are the most interesting to me.

No gimmick (next mo...

Chromehide’s Carbonated Curiosity [stems]

(joe biden voice) soda!!

Chromehide’s Carbonated Curiosity

[INFLATION, (temp-)POPPING]

DRIVE / DEVIANTART / 2024-04-21 02:07:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Rom's Round Romp [WIP]

Going live on the 27th 🤭

Chromehide’s Carbonated Curiosity [WIP]

Going live on the 20th 🤭

Chromehide’s Carbonated Curiosity + Rom's Round Romp [script]

(Mike Ehrmantraut voice) here's what's gunna happen

This is a two-part story I edited some months ago involving characters that you might recognize from somewhere. Much like 2024-04-14 01:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Natsune Goes Naughty

Recolored my recent Miku comic dub because dA is run by "errrm icky problematic anime" guys. Hopefully this is a little more to their liking :^)

Enjoy(?)

2024-04-08 23:15:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Saa-llure [stems]

VIDEO LINK // PUBLIC UPLOAD

This was a project I worked on with EnigmaFather (oldheads might know him as "MysteryD...

Hatsune Goes Hot [stems]

YOUUU

aaare

FIREEEEEED!!~