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ROYAL REWARD: BB's Big Mistake, Part 3 (Inanimate TF, Fate)

Pausing at Master Ritsuka’s door, Tlaloc came to a stop and leaned in, listening closely. She couldn’t hear anyone on the other side. And yet she was certain she’d seen someone go in… Was she imagining things, or was something strange happening here? 

After a moment of pause, she decided to find out. Raising her hand,...

ROYAL REWARD: TWRK 2: TWRK Your Butt Off (Absorption, Expansion, RWBY)

The door of the dorm room flew open with a crash, and in tumbled Yang Xiao Long, sweaty, laughing, and fat-assed. 

Stumbling, she came to an abrupt stop and, having underestimated the weight of her new derrière, promptly ended up falling onto it. “Oof.” As she struggled to stop laughing, her swollen buttcheeks pulsed and shook, a...

ROYAL REWARD: The Toy Witch Plays With: Girls und Panzer (Toy TF, Girls und Panzer)

Theodora ‘Teddy’ Berenstain, Toy Witch, hummed to herself playfully as she sailed her broom over the school ship. “Wow, so big!” she cried, rising even higher, so she could take in the whole thing at once. “I wonder how they make something so heavy float…” 

Shaking the question out of her head, she allowed the broom to d...

ROYAL REWARD: Carmine Clothing - Nozomi Undies

Uh oh! A mysterious man with a magic wand has turned Princess Connect!'s Nozomi into a pair of stylish undies. We should probably be horrified, but, well, just look at how snugly she fits him!

Illustration for Carmina Clothing, Part 1 (Inanimate TF, Princess Connect!), which you can read here if you haven't alread...

Story Poll #39 Results

The results are in, and the winner, with a staggering 106% of the vote... was Grand Leader Krunk! (victorious marching music) Rejoice, for Comrade Krunk has once more been elected to the post of Supreme High Chancellor of East Statesia! Hail to Krunk!

In celebration of Comrade Krunk's twenty-second consecutive electoral victory, t...

ROYAL REWARD: The Institute: Hiyoko (Balloonification, Brainwashing)

“H-hey! Let me go!” Hiyoko Saionji struggled against the orderlies’ iron grip as they dragged her through the smooth white corridors of the institute. “Let me go, you bastards.” 

“Now, now, Hiyoko,” said the accompanying nurse, a suspiciously plain-looking woman wearing little more than a white frock. Like everything els...

ROYAL REWARD: Glynda Fuckwitch (Latex, Sextoy TF, RWBY)

Glynda Goodwitch’s buttcheeks bounced in the tight confines of her pencil skirt as she marched through the corridors of Beacon’s dormitory. With every step, she smacked her riding crop against her palm: practice for the asses she was about to beat with it. 

Ever since their arrival at the Academy, the would-be-huntresses of Team �...

Story Poll #39

Iiiiiiit's poll time again! That's right, it's time to grab your identity papers and head down to the local ministry of freedom, where a friendly political officer will show you which of our would-be-leaders you're meant to p-- Oh, sorry, this is for my other channel.

Ahem.

Hey, guys! It's time for another poll! What do you want me t...

ROYAL REWARD: Senpai's Shaft (Absorption, Penis TF, Nagatoro)

Derek sighed as he settled back into his couch, picked up his remote, and hit play on another exciting episode of Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro.

“Oh, Senpai,” he said, grabbing a large bowl of Doritos. “What comical misadventures will you and Nagatoro get up to today?” Stuffing a handful into his mouth, he chewed loudly...

ROYAL REWARD: Perverse Poolrooms, Part 4 (Commercialization, Catgirlification, Expansion)

You flow through the labyrinth like a ghostly, sticky tidal wave, leaving the tiles of the floor and the walls coated in the ectoplasm of your form. It’d be kinda gross, if not for the fact it’s, well, you, now. When you think about it, it’s no worse than getting dust on you, really. 

Pouring out of the corridor, you sl...

Nerissa Sings a Western, Part 1 (Cowgirlification, Expansion, Hypnosis, Hololive)

The wind whirled, kicking a tumbleweed through the town, across the street, and into the open goal of the local saloon’s doors, where Holo-EN were struggling to get into character.

“Which idiot suggested a western-themed show anyway?” asked Kronii, fighting to cram her famous bust into a setting-appropriate corset. Calliope Mori, whi...

ROYAL REWARD: The Collector: Ruby (Sextoy TF, RWBY)

A persistent smacking, like a boot striking a hardwood floor, snapped Ruby out of her slumber. 

Sitting up in bed, she rubbed her eyes and blinked and groaned. Ugh… What had woken her…? She’d been having such a good dream too. ‘More cookies, Miss Schnee?~’ Urgh…

The dorm room, pitch black, yawned before her like an u...

ROYAL REWARD: Amagi's New Lingerie (Clothing TF, Azur Lane, Illustrated)

Kaga’s fist rapped against the door of Amagi’s bedroom. “Amagi?” she called. “Amagi?” If the Aircraft Carriers’ older sister were in, she was clearly sailing the oceans of Dreamland, because no-one responded, not even when Kaga knocked a third time.

Kaga and Akagi shared a look. “Allow me to try,” said Akagi, after a mome...

ROYAL REWARD: Hot Couture (Selfcest, Kill la Kill)

Nui Harime lay on her desk and frowned, kicking her legs absently, as she looked down on a clothing store’s worth of haute couture dresses and garments. She’d finished her work as the grand couturier of REVOCs early today, and with an hour or more left on the clock before she was due to finish, she was beginning to feel bored.

Groaning...

Mansion of Madness! - Epilogue

The chandelier’s candles flickered, their magical light glinting off the darkwood furniture and other furnishings of the banquet hall as Mahou settled back in her chair, put her feet up on the table, and sighed an exquisite sigh of victory. “Nyaaaah~,” she said, lying back. “I’m glad that’s finally over, nya.” 

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Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 9

No sooner had they reached the top of the staircase than the doors of the cellar slammed shut with a thoom, making the candles flicker and the chandelier swing on its chain. Their flames glinted in the breastplates of the armor stands and in the darkwood of the furniture and off the marble skin of the statues, while on the banquet table...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 8

One by one, the five of them slid down the side of the soap-serpent, their feet producing sharp smacks that echoed through the vast interior of the Mansion’s wine cellar. Freiren, curious, sent her light a little higher, illuminating the gigantic stone arches supporting its ceiling. The place seemed more like an ancient tomb than cellar she’...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 7

With a snap of her fingers, Freiren extinguished her werelight. There was no need for it anymore: the room on the other side of the door shone, as if they were peering through a portal into a tropical, sunlit paradise.

Taking a cautious step through, Freiren recoiled at the clack of her school shoes against the floor and looked down to see...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 6

The clack of their footsteps rolled into the library’s depths like pebbles bouncing off the walls of a bottomless well. 

“Well,” said Erza, bringing her hands together with a clap. “I suppose we should start searching. If there’s an exit in here, hidden or otherwise, we’re not going to find it simply standing around and ta...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 5

Erza didn’t wait a second longer: with inexplicable confidence, she strode straight into the laundry room, leaving the rest of them to stand in the doorway and watch, baffled. 

“H-hey!” cried Weiss. “You’re not actually going to get changed, are you?” 

Erza turned back, one eyebrow raised. “Do you wan...

ROYAL REWARD: B.All (Ballification, Illustrated, Overwatch)

The floorboards of the old gymnasium squeaked under D.Va’s boot as she crept through the doorway, her Light Gun raised and ready to fire on anything that might be lurking on the other side. 

Fortunately, a few seconds of inspection quickly revealed the gym was empty. The only living creatures hiding in here were the owls nested in t...

Mansion of Madness! - Chapter 4

In any other set of circumstances, Weiss Schnee might have found some satisfaction in the Mansion’s kitchen. One of the greatest joys of her childhood had been slipping out of bed in the middle of the night and sneaking down to the kitchen of her family’s own mansion to pilfer a midnight snack or two from the cupboards. But this… this<...