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(teaser video) BUFF LION in the dance

Two videos of the thickly muscled and sweaty Dj BUFF LION dropping next week on the Real Thick Patreon. Too much beef to fit in 1 video - had to make 2!

(poll) Physical Rewards - XL Stickers or Magnets?

Happy New Year everyone! Hope it's kickin' off the way you imagined. I've hinted at starting physical rewards for the Real Thick Patreon supporters a few times and now I need your help to choose what you prefer.

Below is an example of the designs that could be a vinyl sticker or flat magnet. Which format would you prefer to collect? <...

KINGSIZE. Biker Brute. Recruit #157

Feeling fulfilled and perpetually buzzed from a week of debauchery celebrating the New Year, KINGSIZE is ready to crash on a random bed at any moment.

(gif) BALACLAVA BULL forever

Off the "Dj BALACLAVA is lit" video.

GUNNER. Biker Brute. Recruit #156

That's a regular pint glass looking tiny in GUNNER's massive mitts! Week long New Year celebrations for him and the gang continue at their favorite bar, Brutes & Brews Tavern. All that alcohol and testosterone in a small space creates tension, which results in some of the the brutes going outside the bar to engage in drunken wrestling. GUNN...

Dj BUFF LION. Recruit #155

Continuing the bass pounding where the BALACLAVA BULL left you at, beefy BUFF LION picks up the pieces, flips 'em around and has his way with the dancefloor at the New Year's Eve party with his meathead brand of music and moves.

(video) Dj BALACLAVA is lit

Dj BALACLAVA, aka the BALACLAVA BULL, aka A TON OF FUN, just radiates vibes. During his New Year's Eve gig, he manages to combine several of his favorite things: spinning tunes, drinking beers, smoking cigars, gooning out and showing off his supremely thick body. As one of his groupies said, "I came for the thickness, but I'm staying for his vib...

Dj BALACLAVA. Recruit #154

Chompin' on his favorite cigar, chugging beers, and working up a sweat, dj BALACLAVA is in the zone pounding you with bass on New Year's Eve, massive pecs bouncing as he nods his head to the tunes. Now, if only he could keep his fat gut from constantly smushing against the faders and changing the gains...

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Sergeant's Special Recruits XXXXI - Mistletoe Match

These meatheads and brutes love the holiday wrestling program and are taking full advantage of that mistletoe!

SPECIAL OPS DUKE and IRONHEAD. Recruits #152 #153

Mistletoe Match #2 lasting longer than usual with SPECIAL OPS DUKE and IRONHEAD really getting into the holiday spirit, like they're lost in their own world as the crowd cheers them on.

Holiday Bonus. Mistletoe Match. Recruits #150 #151

The real fun begins now at The Fun & Guns in the Sun Wrestlehawgs Sunfest Christmas Edition Mistletoe Match. It's a regular match except that every time the wrestlers find themselves under the mistletoe, they have to kiss. Some of them, like SPECIAL OPS COBRA and BEARBONE, end up in that spot multiple times, almost as though...

Sergeant's Special Recruits XXXX - Holiday Special

The festivities continue at The Feeding Trough and The Fun & Guns in the Sun Wrestlehawgs Sunfest Christmas Edition. Exclusive Sergeant of Brutes images.

WOLF. Wrestling Brute. Recruit #149

More fun from The Fun & Guns in the Sun Wrestlehawgs Sunfest Christmas Edition. Not related to the animal, WOLF got his nickname from the other brutes after seeing his voracious appetite at The Feeding Trough. This red masked jobber has no chance trying to hold back that bulk.

(video) BIG T feeling nice and full

After a hog-worthy Christmas belly stuffing, TONY is feeling good and relaxed...

THE MUSTANG. Recruit #148

The Fun & Guns in the Sun Wrestlehawgs Sunfest Christmas Edition is in full swing with THE MUSTANG toying around with Santa's Lil Jobber who has been taking a pounding from the massively muscled MUSTANG all match.

SGT. HURFORD. Recruit #147

SGT. HURFORD's squad loves him, and they've been giving him little gifts all day, the latest of which is this double order of onion rings. He's giddy as he wolfs them down, because they said there was one big gift left. When he asked them to give him a hint, they just looked at each other, laughed, and said, "Don't worry, boss, yer gonna love it...

(video) TOP BRUTE of 2024 is BIG BOSS! Now polish his boots.

Based on your votes, BIG BOSS is the TOP BRUTE of 2024! BRICKHOUSE SEAN was 2nd favorite and tied for 3rd was MASSTODON and ADAM. Check out the rest of the results here.

Now onto the winner's video. BIG BOSS tells the curious bystander to get down...

SGT. TUTKO. Recruit #146

Checking out the holiday menu at The Real Thick Center for the Brute Arts, SGT. TUTKO is keeping an eye on you staring at him shove all that meat in his mouth. He's due to size up his uniform but he loves how this one shows off his massive guns. He wants to grow so big that he rips through the shirt from his sheer beef.

CARMELO "THE MAVERICK" GIORDANO. Recruit #145

Eating is rancher CARMELO's favorite activity. Look how happy he is about to dig into The Feeding Trough's Christmas menu. For his first course, he went with the growberry sauce and mass potato sticks as sides to his prime rib.

(video) RHINOHOG the Baddest Beast on Site

Juiced hog beef aka RHINOHOG shows up on site when he feels like it, and the crew is always thankful for it. He swaggers in showing off his massive upper body thickness and power, picks up a fuckin' huge boulder and lifts it overhead AND does a squat rep with it. But he's not done yet, he then presses it overhead to lock it out all in one go! Af...

Triple Thick Threat. Recruits #142-144

"Solid work this week new guy. Yer comin' with us for beers tonight to celebrate. Tell yer girlfriend you won't be home fer a few days."

Sergeant's Special Recruits XXXIX

Exclusive Sergeant of Brutes tier recruits.

RHINOHOG. Construction Brute. Recruit #141

Everyone gets pretty excited when RHINOHOG decides to show up for work. With his juiced hog beef, he does the job of 3 guys, which means beer o'clock comes earlier for the crew.

JESSE "BIG BEAR" STEELE. Recruit #140

FOREMAN BIG BEAR really liking what he sees in the office before work, snaps a selfie before he gets all muddy and sweaty. (Well, sweatier than he already is.) He's hoping this pic will catch someone's eye on his online dating profile and land him a date.

TOP BRUTES of 2024 - Voting Now Open

There's definitely some favorites that got left out from about 120 different brutes to choose from over the past 5 months, but the 10 nominees this year are based off of what you guys commented on, clicked like on, or shared on Patreon and social media, along with trying to feature each brute type. Not included are images from this December as t...

BULLDOG (r) and 12-GAUGE (l). Recruits #138 #139

Outlaw biker brothers DENNIS "BULLDOG" HAMS and CURT "12-GAUGE" HAMS helping out with the new bulking zone expansion can feel new bulk gains from just thinking about spending time there.

BRUISER. Recruit #137

One of the enforcers from The Union biker gang, BRUISER, has offered his services to the construction crew at The Real Thick Center for the Brute Arts. He wants to use his brutish strength to help build the expansion of a bulking zone.

Annual and Gift Memberships Now Available!

My fellow brutepigs,

You can now pledge an annual membership and save 10%. That's a month and a lil more free each year, and you unlock eligibility for physical rewards (available soon, with more info when our postal strike is resolved).

Sergeant's Special Recruits XXXVIII - Cop Love Photoshoot

PAUL "THE PITBULL" BROWN. Recruit #136

His crew nicknamed him THE PITBULL because he's tough on 'em. It brings out the best in them, and that deserves a treat from the boss. Their favorite reward is the all-you-can-eat sausage fest at The Feeding Trough on Fridays. They have contests about who can fit the most in their mouth at once. Winner wins bragging rights.