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Beastly Appetite (ESPRESSO)

Beastly Appetite (ESPRESSO)

A small raffle prize from the December event featuring a big Beast Boy!

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Photobomb Legosi - Part 2 (FRAPPE)

Photobomb Legosi - Part 2 (FRAPPE)

When Bill arrives at theater practice with a strange camera as a prop, curiosity eventually gets the better of the lead actor and his favorite stagehand, and they decide to try it out...

(Art on the thumbnail by @BasicBiscuit)

This was done with the help of my friend Two_Dimensional!

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Hollow Bear (ESPRESSO)

Hollow Bear (ESPRESSO)

The first thing that the bear sensed as he woke up were the sounds of chains rattling and something cold pressing up against his skin. His vision still blurry, he tried to stand up and feel up the room only for it to be for naught.

His immediate, thoughtless instinct was to look down to see what was holding him down, yet that concern inst...

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Pack Plant (FRAPPE)

Pack Plant (FRAPPE)

Unemployment was… an odd thing, to say the least. Ever since their adventures dried up after that failed stunt with their new car-based adventure, Kazooie and he were unfortunately forced to resort to the undignified practice of squeezing their dwindling notoriety for the cameo’s business insatiable hunger.

With that in mind, what in ...

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Western Tastes (ESPRESSO)

Western Tastes (ESPRESSO)

For all the good street smarts did, they were only useful when one remained out of the bounds of the law. When one was already within its clutches, they did little if not outright harm the ones that tried to outsmart it.

He should’ve known that he shouldn’t have trusted a stinkin’ noble…

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Photobomb Legosi - Part 1 (FRAPPE)

Photobomb Legosi - Part 1 (FRAPPE)

When Bill arrives at theater practice with a strange camera as a prop, curiosity eventually gets the better of the lead actor and his favorite stagehand, and they decide to try it out...

(Art on the thumbnail by @BasicBiscuit)

This was done with the help of my friend Two_Dimensional!

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Late Offerings (Espresso)

Late Offerings (Espresso)

WHEN THE LAND BRINGS, THE ONES WHO WALK IT MUST BRING BACK.

FOR EVERY BLESSING, ONE MUST PRAY.

FOR EACH ACT OF SALVATION, AN ACT OF DEVOTION MUST BE PERFORMED.

FOR EVERY SIN, A LESSON MUST BE DEALT.

YOU, AS THE KAHUNA, AGREE TO THIS VOW?

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Tumbling Trance (FRAPPE)

Tumbling Trance (FRAPPE)

To think that someone of his status would be forced to work under such brutes. How asinine! Even worse, they keep messing with things they do not understand...

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Race To The Finish! (Espresso)

Race To The Finish! (Espresso)

Even without the roaring engines of the racing cars running through the track, the Edith Mineral Speedway was anything but peaceful. This was probably the most intense job you’ve ever had—although still preferable to the hell of minimum wage service.

When you first heard of an open assistant position for Coyote Motors’ ...

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Lagomorph Lethargy (FRAPPE)

Lagomorph Lethargy (FRAPPE)

Askr's spring festival is now in full swing, and just as Alfonse is ready to scuttle back to the castle amid the commotion and bustle, he's approached by a trickster and her treat...

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Buy Him Flowers (FRAPPE)

Buy Him Flowers (FRAPPE)

Upon his arrival back at his village, he was both horrified and intrigued when he saw that his home had been affected by the plethora of Upheaval-induced weather phenomena across Hyrule.

It was one thing to hear tales of all the strange happenings spreading across the land, but living through the intense snowstorm was another ...

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Knighted Feathers (ESPRESSO)

Knighted Feathers (ESPRESSO)

Preparing himself for a Halloween party, Rambo expects public embarrassment to be the thing he should fear the most, but his racing thoughts come to a halt when he puts on the final piece of his costume...

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Love And Truancy (FRAPPE)

Love And Truancy (FRAPPE)

A sudden package of Pokemon Candy causes Birch to experience some unexpected... changes.

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This was done with the help of my friend Daniil! If you want to comm him, you should!

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Darkness' Duel (ESPRESSO)

Darkness' Duel (ESPRESSO)

Dreamland; the land of the ruleless. It was a backwater, lawless land with no progress beyond rudimentary building materials and cooking. Its inhabitants only amounted to debatedly sapient animals and people that were far too trusting for their own good.

For someone hailing from a structured, frosty land where might made right...

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Sinful Paradise (FRAPPE)

Sinful Paradise (FRAPPE)

Paradise: the HQ of Those Who Wait. It was a beautiful, peaceful place. Secluded and sequestered away from prying eyes, followers of the lamb’s teaching happily repeated the Sisyphean cycle of their tasks—be it praying at their holy leader’s grand statue, tending to the farm plots, mending clothes, or, as of most recently, preparing mea...

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Golden Cream (Espresso)

Golden Cream (Espresso)

It had been such a peaceful time ever since Animatronica had almost all of its monsters purged by the heroes of the land.

Nevertheless, even if the man behind the events was gone, there were still some stragglers around. It was his duty as the defacto-mayor of Fazbear Hills to eliminate any monster that could hurt any of the ...

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Hazy Hazing (FRAPPE)

Hazy Hazing (FRAPPE)

As he floated adrift through space, surrounded by debris, there was a sole thought occupying his mind: I should’ve really listened to my advisors…

Then again, the plumber cheated; like he always did.

Now, all he could do was wait for one of his loyal subjects to get in a spare Clown...

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Fryman Fantasies - Part 1 (ESPRESSO)

Fryman Fantasies - Part 1 (ESPRESSO)

Just like most auters, Ronaldo's genius was overlooked by his family and the rest of the beach city denizens. Just when he resigns himself to spend his birthday alone and bored, a well-earned gift arrives on his doorstep that allows him to fulfill his dreams...

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Lard Drive (FRAPPE)

Lard Drive (FRAPPE)

A sudden change in Slippy stirs something inside Falco... something devious.

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Canine Carnis (ESPRESSO)

Canine Carnis (ESPRESSO)

For most, the result of the Tournament of Power was the best-case scenario; all universes avoided damnation and both Lord Zenos would be satisfied for eons to come. Most people were using their time after the tournament to recuperate from both the mental and physical stress.

The self-proclaimed Danger Trio from Universe 9 were...

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Plenty Pandemonium (FRAPPE)

Plenty Pandemonium (FRAPPE)

The once-great warrior Tai Lung endured his eternal exile in the spirit realm—nursing his hatred, feeding the flames of his bitterness as he lingered at the edge of the realm between life and death.

But then, something shifted.

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Good as Gold (ESPRESSO)

Good as Gold (ESPRESSO)

To be so thoroughly outnumbered and outgunned was something you had never experienced, and you certainly never wanted to go through it ever again. It was a hopeless situation… and worst of all, you were the fruit that bore from it.

At least, that was the word that your captors used when you first woke up in the belly of the beast.

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Engagement Eros (FRAPPE)

Engagement Eros (FRAPPE)

The honeymoon phase was something fleeting—like a raging fire bound to die down with time. The fact that it was bound to end was something everyone took as a fact of life; just as how sex made the brain’s gears turn and how love made the heart flutter.

Of course, the ephemeral nature only applied to those of mortal descent—those who...

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Bamboo Beef - Part 2 (ESPRESSO)

Bamboo Beef - Part 2 (ESPRESSO)

The unfettered eye of the law wasn’t something Gouhin was used to dealing with. For many years he had treated hundreds of patients under his terms—his protocols—and in his facility. There was a calming individuality to the entire process that was destroyed alongside the Black Market.

Now, he was plagued with bureaucratic...

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Sunbaked Tins (FRAPPE)

Benjamin Clawhauser was never the fittest person, but even then, rumors had begun to move about how deeply he had let himself go, and while working from home as a secretary with the salary of a policeman was nice, no amount of exceptions or pleading would be enough for the cheetah to skip out on the mandatory bi-yearly fitness test…

And ...

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Season's Greedings (ESPRESSO)

Season's Greedings (ESPRESSO)

Corporate Greed has many consequences; ones that Mammon is usually okay with dealing. However, one thing he didn't envision was upsetting the ones above...

This was a story done with the help of my friend @Steven_In_Stone!

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Leather Crown (FRAPPE)

Leather Crown (FRAPPE)

A random shopping trip in one of Ozzie's shops, Stolas ends up finding something that gives him a new perspective...

This was the raffle prize for the bi-monthly raffle!

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Mind Fluff - Part 2 (ESPRESSO)

Mind Fluff - Part 2 (ESPRESSO)

When finally storming the enemy's hideout, secret agent Leon ends up getting more than he bargained for when faced with his overweight archnemesis...

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Lamb Chops - Part 6 (FRAPPE)

Lamb Chops - Part 6 (FRAPPE)

When does something become something beyond a simple pique of interest?

Is there even a particular point that can be pinpointed?

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High Horsepower (ESPRESSO)

High Horsepower (ESPRESSO)

A costume party in the Macro Cosmos building takes a turn for the strange when a strange bout of metamorphosis suddenly starts spreading across the dance floor...

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