"So!? Christian!? Who's got the longest legs!?"
"It's Miranda... She has the longest legs..."
"Are you sure!? Wait a minute... I just need my posture to... Here you go... Ok now who's got the longest legs!?"
"I'm sorry Bigail... It's still Miranda! Her legs are like skyscrapers!"
"This is ridiculous... I know Miranda ...
***LOUD MUSIC WARNING***
Is it a table?
Is it art?
Is is a speaker?
Is it a wifi thingy?
Is it a Google Home-Alexa thingy?
Is it a wireless phone charger?
Is it a place for to place a bed for to a Minigirl?
Is it a place as for to give Silver a reason to live?
And what if I tell you ...
Is you want a place near your main entrance/exit of your lair as for to have everything you need in one place and everything!?
No search no more!!!
The Securiteum is the ultimate in that place that has everything you need before you leave your underground dungeon.
-Security system/Home Network screen controlled by the Appiga...
As for to a Minigail, they are pretty easy to please.
I'm sure you'll find a way to make them the happytime.
Delphine has many, but they secrets.
"SHEEPGIRL FOR SALE! SHEEPGIRL FOR SALE! GET YOURSELF A SHEEPGIRL FOR SALE!!!"
Four hours earlier:
"Ah! I finally finished my new project, Penguin! Look! This is a Sheepgirl Display! With only a collar, two wristcuffs and two toecuffs, you can display your sheepgirl in all her greatness! "
"..."
"Of course it spins. I...
"OH MY GOD!!! WHAT DID YOU DO, MrARGENT!?"
"Nothing! I just played around in the settings, trying diff-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HAVEN'T YOU READ THE OWNER'S MANUAL!? IT CLEARLY SAYS TO NEVER, EVER, JUST PLAY AROUND IN THE SETTINGS!"
"The owner's manual!? That thing?"
"YES! YOU NEED TO READ IT! OTHERWISE...
I kinda made Sebastien and Rosalie a secret couple for some time because they are cute together but since Sebastien is you, leave a comment as for to which girl Sebastien should do all the boom boom with.
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Is you in the need of a girlfriend as beautiful as the most beautiful girls in the world!? Like Delphine, Stella or I don't know... ME!?
STOP THE SEARCH!!!
We have got the solution!
Screengirls!!!!!!!!!
The only girl that you can load a new face as when you want to. Tired of all your faces? DOWNLOAD SOME MORE FROM THE...
Is you a "Deluxe" kinda guy?
Is if yes, please continue reading.
Is if no, please do not read further. I promise it will not protain to yous.
Is they gone!?
Good!
Now that it's only us, let me tell you about the Deluxe version of the Lazybanger:
-It has a screen, as for watch whatever you want during the...
Is your boyfriend a lazy fuck who only play the fuckin videogames and never really is the prince charming that you deserve?
Search no more.
With the Manmobile, your boyfriend will gladly drive you everywhere you need to go now: The mall, restaurants, your drug dealer, your new boyfriend's place, you new girlfriend's place, ANYWHERE...
Ever since Berber lost her arms and feet in that terrible accident that totally wasn't my fault, she has been a little down. I guess she misses grabbing stuffs and rollerblading around Fallu City.
As for to correct that situation, and also help my karma, not that my karma had been tarnished before in an accident that cost the arms and fee...
As my full-time maid, Ember has many duties.
One of them duties is as for to water all the plants and flowers in the house.
She must to water ALL the plants, even the ones growing out of Rosalie's little butthole.
Rosalie is currently helping me, testing my new invention. She is so kind.
The way the FalluFlowerPot wor...
"Oh my God... What is that!?"
"It's my new invention! The Dolligail!"
"Why not the Abidoll?"
"Uh... Well... Yes... That's what I meant, the Abidoll!"
"It's creepy..."
"What!? What is creepy about having two of me!?"
"Well... She's all stiff and weird... Clearly fake... And why is her mouth wide open like...
Everybody loves Rosalie.
So imagine how much everyone loves Rosalie when she is in Puppygirl mode.
So imagine how much everyone loves Rosalie when she is in bitchsuit mode.
Sebastien surely loves coming back from work now.
She is always so happy and grateful that he decided to come back.
Puppies are awesome.
2023-09-04 03:07:16 +0000 UTC
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"Thank you so much for hiring me, MrArgent! I feel very lucky to be your maid! And not just because of the uniform, but because of th-"
"Shhhh... Bigail... Maids don't talk... They mostly... Do what they have to do."
"Understood!"
"Follow me to the trophy room. That is where you will work."
"I only have 1 room to clea...
Are you and your partner lazy as fuck?
Are you and your partner horny as fuck too?
Do you have difficulty joining those two skills together!?
No more, the search!
With the Lazybanger, nobody has to do anything and everyone gets to have gratification.
Completely voice-controlled, you won't even have to press but...
Because of my superior brain, it is very hard for the Catholic church as for to brainwash me.
As for to help, I offered the church my service.
I designed for them the ultimate in bible-learning device.
With the prayer box, NEVER will I forget my psalms again. And my prayers. And all that bible stuffs.
Soon, I will be...
In the before times, Sebastien would have never even dreamed of thinking about maybe asking Marion out.
But since she lost her arms, a leg and her face got all burned during the horrible "Pancake Disaster" that happened during my last day of working in her kitchens, Marion is much more open to date "Normal" guys.
I heard Sebastien ...
"Table for 3 please! Just one menu! They are both on a strict bubblegum diet!"
2023-09-03 03:55:24 +0000 UTC View Post
ADDED ARMFULL VARIANTS AT THE END FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE AMPUTEE STUFFS!
Am I marrying Sebastien or is he giving me away?
Since I don't know what is happening and you are Seb, please tell me in the comment.
Are we getting married or are you giving me away to some pervert warlord!?
Did this image mostly for publicity on Twitter, trying to remember people this is the first of the month and it's the best time to do some patronage!
As for the few of you still here with me, THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH!!!
I love you all! Thank you for your support! None of this is possible without you!
Please consider paying ...
Because the coolest man in town, MrArgent, started dating Mega Girls, Sebastien started thinking they were sexy too. Total omega male move, trying to copy the big boss.
And as for to be the very best, like no one ever was for to be, he decided to start dating a Giga Girl. Total alpha male move, trying to take over the big boss.
Suc...
As we all know by now, MrArgent has many Minigirls in his life. Tinygirls, Minigirls, Nanogirls, Picogirls and even Femtogirls, he has many jars full of those things. He collects them even.
But all those tiny little ladies might get on your nerves at some point. At some point, he needs something different.
Megagirls!
About t...
"We caught her! The infamous Silver The Titan!"
"What do we do now!?"
"You tie her up even more while I go steal those big toothbrushes hanging over the dentist office! STAT!"
"STAT!"
Have you ever had wanted felt the need as for to being in between two giant feet? Is you eager as for to feel the pressure on your still very young body?
Search no more.
Bigail has probably got a machine like that for you.
Let's go see what she is up to.
"HAHA! I finally finished my Massage Feet! A machine that massag...
I think the Viper is so fuckin sexy. It's all curves and shit. It looks so mean. It almost look like an animal. It kinda looks like one of the most dangerous animal on the planet: The blacknose sheep.
Fast, loud and dangerous, it is the perfect car for a sheepgirl heroine. I can't wait for to get one.
"VrrrroooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM...
"WOAH!! Is that a Gord Tank!?"
"It sure is, MrArgent! Thunked by the master many years ago and revivalized by the Fallustore for the modern era!"
"Is that an Iris-Class processing unit!?"
"Indeed it is! The tube connecting to her mouth comes from your sink blender of course..."
"Lucky girl!"
"And inside the tan...
