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Reverend Rizzsanity: 32

Title: Gift

After the awkward end of the first match, others refrained from challenging Lo Jik due to his dishonest act. Several Gu Masters compete at once. Colorful attacks flicker in the Alliance Square as the competition continues for hours. Such a competition allows the Gu Masters to vent and respect each oth...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 31

Title: Stonks!

Heavy snow covers Qing Mao Mountain. Civilians and Gu Masters adorn heavier clothes to keep the cold at bay. Their noses redden when stepping outside, sniffing, and sometimes rubbing their hands to warm their numb knuckles. However, anyone can note the slight sadness and gloom in the air despite it ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 30

Title: The Honeymoon (Lewd)

Lo Jik underestimated the effects of his words on Mo Yan since she didn’t want to wait another second. The marriages in the Gu Yue Clan aren’t like his previous worlds. The ritual is simple. Meanwhile, the family throws banquets and invites other guests of equal standing. Mo Chen pe...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 29

Title: It is Known

What’s a good mission?

Something low-risk, high reward?

Such thinking won’t let you last in the harsh world, Junior.

Lo Jik believes the best missions deal with high risks, minuscule rewards, and a general mockery for whoever is left with such objectives. After all, a team ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 28

Title: Lightning Thought

The red-haired Chi Cheng smiles as other Gu Masters from his batch fawn over him in the get-together. He has always been short, his features riddled with pockmarks. But beauty is secondary in this world. Even an Ugly Croak with power is several times more attractive to the most beautiful m...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 27

Title: The Demon Within

The Clan Leader’s Pavilion’s Hall witnesses somber silence as every Rank 3 Elder can be seen inside. Grave expression flickers on everyone’s faces as Gu Yue Bo begins, “The collection of Wolf Packs dispersed from the mountain foot when a Rank 5 Wild Gu—River Swallowing Toad—appe...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 26

Title: Months

“Hmph! I almost lost it when I heard that Little Bastard hit you—mmpgh~!” The Cold Mo Yan melts in Lo Jik’s embrace as he pins her against the wall, revealing his impatience. His lips seize hers the second he lets her inside in the dead of the night. His passion makes all her frustrations shi...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 25

Title: Surging Battle Strength

The Caravan was a massive success this time. Many wealthy veterans appeared, purchasing several items. Meanwhile, it was quickly realized that Fang Yuan won the Red Steel Relic Gu. If it were before, the competition between Mo Yan and Chi Shan would have been fierce. But those two ha...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 24

Title: Caravan

Early March.

The wave of spring enchants Qing Mao Mountain with life, welcoming the returning Rainbow Parrots, tender sprouts of Spear Bamboo, chirping crickets, and some much-needed relief from the cold! The sky no longer looks a gloomy grey but brightens into a vibrant blue. White c...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 23

Title: Rewards!

[Corrupted Elder (Silver): Took Mo Yan’s Virginity. Parties Involved—Host, Gu Yue Mo Yan. Rewards Stored.]

Lo Jik nods.

[The First Target (Silver): Had Vaginal Sex With Mo Yan For The First Time. Parties Involved—Host, Gu Yue Mo Yan. Rewards S...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 22

Title: A Man and Woman (Lewd)

Unlike popular belief, Mo Yan did not receive any assistance from her family to cultivate this time. The Chi Family offered Chi Shan a Rank 2 Red Steel Relic Gu to relieve the political pressure of Qing Shu advancing to Rank 3. In time, Chi Shan will reach rank 3, too. However, there ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 21

Title: Failure and Success

A sense of gloominess pervades Gu Yue Village. It’s been three days since the small beast tide. A dark-haired youth with plain features yet subtle and lean physique steps out of the Internal Affairs Hall pavilion, glancing at the grey sky. Mud and snow mix under his feet as he exhales ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 20

Title: All According to Keikaku?

The Mo Faction, or Mo Bei, didn’t even let the news settle for an hour before Lo Jik’s Leader personally informed the latter with a cold expression that he no longer is part of their faction. Since Lo Jik is a Rank 2 Gu Master, he must register his team. As the evening sunset, ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 19

Title: Envy

Heavy snow layers the once-lush Qing Mao Mountain, subduing the thick branches and capping wide canopies. Shrubs and other minor foliage are dry, waiting for the spring’s breath. The afternoon sun hides behind greyish clouds, leaving the Gu Masters of Qing Mao under its unnecessarily cool shade.

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 18

Title: Rank 2; Mysterious Hope

As an institution, Gu Yue Clan’s factions possess a series of intricate rules. The main idea behind creating teams/factions is to cultivate an order of specialized Gu Worms that can alleviate one’s weaknesses since Gu Cultivation is too resource-consuming.

Its four primary ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 17

Title: A Beautiful Competition

The competition received varied feedback. Everyone was surprised by this batch’s martial skills. However, it also prolonged some matches when the opponents had similar levels and experiences, causing others to feel bored since they didn’t see anything new. It’s only a little af...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 16

Title: Happy New Year

Time waits for no one. Months fly by in the blink of an eye as snow covers Qing Mao Mountain, announcing the arrival of the new year and new hope through another batch of students ripe for picking and getting processed in the Academy. Unfortunately, these students won’t have Lo Jik’s insi...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 15

Title: Setting Mo Yan ‘Straight’

“Senior Mo,” a calm voice regards her as a stuffy, bloody scent assaults Mo Yan’s senses. She stiffens not because of the scent but the impassive expression on the youth’s face, who addresses her with a distant tone. The evening sun shades the sky amber, reflecting a wa...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 14

Title: Back To The Future- Er, Life!

The world has one long river known as time! Humans were like fish in the river, only flowing downwards with the current. Sometimes, one or two fish would jump above the river’s surface and see the events below, predicting the future. Without the River of Time, the world would...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 13

Title: It’s Been Fun

The Academy has another seven-day break for the students to refine their Gu Worms. Inside Lo Jik’s Second Aperture is a new arrival. Its oval body is flat, and its head is small. The Gu Worm’s back seems carved from iron as it exudes a black-iron luster. Unlike the lively Black Boar Gu, ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 12

Title: Hydro Cannon

[Mo Yan’s Hydro Cannon (Silver): Made Mo Yan Orgasm For The First Time. Parties Involved—Host, Gu Yue Mo Yan. Rewards Stored.]

[A Taboo Makeout (Bronze/Repeatable): Made out with Mo Yan. Parties Involved—Host, Gu Yue Mo Yan. Rewards Stored.] View Post

Reverend Rizzsanity: 11

Title: Drizzle (Lewd)

Only three taverns operate within the Gu Yue Village. One acts as an inn, selling the famous Green Bamboo Wine. Another one surprisingly belongs to Fang Yue’s and Fang Zheng’s Uncle, and the third one focuses on the variety of food instead of rental rooms or wines. Lo Jik occupies one of ...

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Happy New Year, Everyone!

Heh! Brace yourself for 2024~!

I won't lie, I had the worst output and productivity of my life this month and there are no excuses for it, so I won't make one. However, it also made me reread Reverend Insanity and it got me an idea of a smut-based fic with benefits.

I stocked about 35 chapters but feel a little doubtful of i...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 10

Title: Middle Stage

The modest drizzle fails to affect Lo Jik’s concentration as he focuses his vision on his heart. He admits he was wrong. He believed that nurturing on his first aperture was the way to go. Yet, a more careful consideration in the past few days made him decide otherwise. The most significant a...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 9

Title: The Caravan Festivity

While primarily occupied by beast hordes, Qing Mao Mountain houses three Gu Master Clans and tens of mortal villages divided amongst them—Gu Yue, Bai, and Xiong.

Gu Yue Village is at the waist of the mountain, the Bai Clan settles around the pool beside the waterfall behind Gu ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 8

Title: Rules

Another week flashes by in the blink of an eye as Lo Jik and Fang Yuan confront students in groups. Oh, sure! The Academy Elder happened to focus on ‘gank’ tactics this week. Nothing suspicious about that. Lo Jik scoffs in his heart. Gu Yue Mo Bei leads the group focused on Lo Jik, h...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 7

Title: Trait Assembles

“You insolent fool!”

Mo Yan shivers as her Grandfather’s roar resounds past his study, echoing in the Mo Family’s courtyard. Mo Chen is undeniably pissed at how things transpired. He points his index finger at her, loudly berating Mo Yan. It’s already night, but not many can ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 6

Title: He is Fang Yuan!

Lo Jik observes the obscenely muscular man. He’s effortlessly thrice the size of the young Gu Master and has jagged, bearded features. The unknown man ferociously glares at Lo Jik, smirking maliciously. His presence drives other mortal clansmen away as he tries to grab Lo Jik’s shoulder...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 5

Title: Break The Will—Stonks

The following week passes peacefully. Aside from a short drizzle, heaven blessed Qing Mao Mountain with calm and soothing weather. The sweet bamboo scent of the young shoots spreads and calms plenty of villages in Gu Yue Village as everyone performs their tasks amicably. Shopkeepers ...

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Reverend Rizzsanity: 4

Title: Bullies

A strange mood shrouds the classroom as the Elder clears his throat. “The classroom will receive a weekly stipend of 3 primeval stones from now on.” He notes how the prospect of free money fails to uplift the surroundings.

Ordinarily, many students can’t afford the basic necessities of c...

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