A/N: Hey everyone! I swear these chapters are still supposed to come out on Friday, I'm just... bad at doing that, I guess? I tried weed for the first time on Thursday and it absolutely fucked me up in the worst way possible, so I kinda needed to take a recovery day. Turns out I am an unimaginably
It's perversely delightful to watch the whole congregation freak out and turn on each other in the brief moments I get to see with my spatial sense before running off. My mother seems to turn on J-Mom, demanding an explanation and likely trying to blame her for everything, but the congregation looks like it turns on my mom and dad, expe...
2023-04-03 07:17:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry again for the delay. At least this time it was because the chapter actually turned out to be super fucking long. Ah, and I meant to include this last time but I forgot, so attached to this post is a picture of Hannah's current form on the world tree! Isn't she a cutie? Anyway, enjoy the chapter!
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A/N: I... I don't have a good excuse as to why this one was late, actually. I was just playing Vampire Survivors. Um. Enjoy the chapter!
I've been getting tortured nightly for four days now. I think that's enough to qualify as routine.
I guess you could argue I've been tortured for three o...
2023-03-19 06:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey everyone! Thank you all for your patience. I'm still a little sick but I'm doing way better than I was last week and very much on the mend. Barring YET MORE random bullcrap smacking me around, regular update schedules should resume from here. Also: wow! Chapter fifty! That's a pretty cool milestone, right? I think it's cool. Any...
2023-03-14 04:45:22 +0000 UTC View PostHoly shit, I don't know what hit me this time but it really fucked me up.
I was in a seriously bad way all day Tuesday, just 24 hours of being curled up in a heated blanket and fading in and out of consciousness. Then Wednesday I was awake but couldn't really get out of bed (though I thankfully had my wonderful roommates to help take...
2023-03-10 05:19:06 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Sorry for the delay, everyone! A combination of life events and COVID recovery held this back a little, but it's finally here. Enjoy!
I am inordinately frustrated about the fact that I can't dress up cute for my date.
There are obviously a number of valid reasons for this. I'm in the closet and hiding...
2023-03-05 21:06:15 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey everybody. Sorry for the wait. I did my best to crank this out before the end of the month for you all, and I'm glad I managed it. It's the beginning of the end now, and I hope you all enjoy the final ride. Thank you all for sticking with me. It means more to me than you can know. Enjoy the chapter!
My ...
2023-02-28 00:40:16 +0000 UTC View Post"...I don't really want anyone to die," I manage to mutter quietly.
"Seriously?" Helen asks. "Nobody? Not even the people who self-admittedly want to kidnap you and experiment on you until you die?"
I nestle deeper into the backpack, my squishy, still-molting body protesting the movement.
"...If you can help it, yeah,"...
2023-02-25 07:44:32 +0000 UTC View PostI have COVID and my everything hurts. Chapters will probably not happen this week!
Some of you may remember the Pokemon fanfic I briefly posted. I still update that occasionally, and I've finally started posting it somewhere more readable than Discord: Archive Of Our Own. You can read the story here: 2023-02-16 22:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ow," Valerie grunts, staring at her newly-clawed fingertips. "This really hurts."
"Yeah, I mean, that's how it usually happens," I agree.
"Aaaand my fingertips are all bleeding," she sighs.
"Oh, I've got some stuff for that, uh… in my… backpack. Which I do not have with me."
"We didn't think this through well at all,...
2023-02-12 07:06:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! It has been... way too long since I released a Vigor Mortis chapter, and you're all certainly overdue for a quick "what's going on?"
First thing's first: yes, the chapter is still on the way. The situation so far is that I wrote a ton of it, realized I had to delete it all and rewrite it from the perspective of a differ...
2023-02-08 01:52:13 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry for the wait! I saw a lot of people chatting about the cliffhanger and I'm sorry, I promise I didn't plan this. Anyway, content warning for you! Stop reading the author's note now if you don't want any spoilers! I mean it! Everyone gone? Great. This chapter contains ...
I wake up groggy, sticky, and sad. The first leads to me taking a while to understand the second, but once I do it rather exacerbates the third. I'm covered in blood because I killed and ate a bunch of people. Right.
A Refresh takes care of that, at least, helping me forget a little as I take stock of my surroundings. I'm in the room the p...
2023-01-21 08:54:54 +0000 UTC View PostIf I ever needed to hide a body, the hardest part would probably be deciding what to do with the feces.
Even that wouldn't be hard, per se. I'm sure there are a lot of things you could do that would work. Burying it, tossing it into a river… it dissolves easily, so as long as it's not still hanging around the scene of the crime I'm proba...
2023-01-13 08:15:25 +0000 UTC View PostSo! I was plotting out stories the other day and I suddenly came to a terrifying, world-shattering realization: the end to Vigor Mortis has really snuck up on me. Like, really, really snuck up on me.
Vigor Mortis will be ending in the next few months. There are like, single-digit chapters left in the story. ...
2023-01-10 10:39:58 +0000 UTC View PostI stare at Helen as she stares at the ceiling, presumably consumed by murderous whimsy.
Uh. Hmm. Okay! That was a really concerning thing for a person to say. Am I letting that one slide? No, I need to trust this woman to watch me while I sleep, I'm not letting that one slide. Crap, okay, what would Ida say in this situation?
"Can we...
2023-01-07 09:35:48 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Content warning for gore.
"Pirates!?" I yelp, jumping a little as Helen rapidly sits up, her head snapping back and forth to look for threats.
"Fuck, did we get boarded?"
"N-no," I stammer, glancing around the ship with my spatial sense and not seeing anyone I don't recognize. We're near the center of...
2023-01-01 10:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello! I'm back! My wrist is still a bit damaged but I got my old speech to text program working and I'm back to the grindstone. Also, content warning for suicidal ideation. Enjoy the chapter!
The delicious scent of a dying meal wafts through me. It's close. I dash towards it, no longer having the energy to...
2022-12-30 06:03:08 +0000 UTC View PostSorry all, I need a week to heal. I'll be back soon!
2022-12-22 06:38:18 +0000 UTC View PostOf all the things I could find to hate in my current situation, for some reason the one my brain focuses on is my clothes. I hate them so, so much. I hate my chaste little floor skirt and my tight, itchy socks that keep getting in my joints. I hate my loose blouse, catching on my wrists because I have to stuff the ends of the sleeves under my gl...
2022-12-21 09:24:37 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey, everyone! Sorry for the delay. I fucked up my wrist again so most of this chapter (and this author's note) is written with one hand, and I am... not very fast at that yet. Anyway, enjoy the chapter!
"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! Meleme, slow down!" Helen screeches again, causing every...
2022-12-14 08:59:37 +0000 UTC View PostI feel… bloated.
My tendrils slither through the shattered streets, twisting under rubble to provide lifesaving touches to the crushed and dying… as well as collecting the dead. So much for no casualties, but I never really thought we'd manage to pull that off. I don't doubt that everywhere else on the island is suffering even worse th...
2022-12-11 11:06:12 +0000 UTC View PostWell. Uh. Hi everyone. So I've been working hard on Bioshifter and Vigor Mortis, both of the upcoming chapters for those have a couple thousand words written. But I was hitting some major writer's block for both, and... well, to make a long story short, my roommates convinced me to host a Pokemon quest to try and unblock my writing chutes and so...
2022-12-05 07:47:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe tile floor is vaguely cool on my knees in that alien way temperature is now noticeable without really affecting me. Kneeling in general feels unnatural now, an improper state of rest that only exacerbates my discomfort. The human kneecap is a completely independent bone, kept in place with tendons and ligaments so it always protects the join...
2022-11-29 12:02:58 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey, everyone! Happy Thanksgiving! And sorry for the wait, this one needed a liiiiittle extra time in the oven to get it just right. Enjoy!
I yank the robber into the side hall, stewing in frustration. Why does this keep happening to me? Why? And more importantly, how does he have magic!?
I mean, h...
2022-11-24 23:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post"Can you expand on that?" Dr. Carson asks, though the question only makes me want to shrink into nothing.
I can't believe I'm here. I can't believe I'm talking about this. I can't believe I admitted to it. I'm such a mess. All I had to do was deflect!
"I… it… so I had… or I guess I have these… dreams, right? I mean l...
2022-11-22 10:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Ah, it feels good to be back. Sorry for the wait, everyone, and enjoy the chapter.
"I have an urgent message for the Progenitor," Vita snaps, and the soldiers stand aside.
What incredible social power. They don't question her, they don't inspect her, they simply obey, because...
2022-11-19 09:59:56 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: I did it! Hahahaha! Now if I can just get that damn Vigor Mortis chapter done on Friday I'll be back to three chapters a week, baby. Wish me luck!
Also, and more importantly, content warnings for this chapter! If you don't want to be spoiled about content warnings here is some text to give you time t...
2022-11-17 10:47:53 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey everyone! Sorry for the wait! This one took a bit of extra time to edit since it deals with (and please take this as an official content warning) trauma about past abuse. It's just one of those things that needs a bit of extra love and care to write, you know?
On the upside, this delay doesn't seem like it...
2022-11-16 01:10:19 +0000 UTC View Post