A/N: Wanna hear a fun fact? If I try to copy-paste the text of my story from my documents directly into Patreon, all the formatting breaks. But if I paste it into the Royal Road in-browser chapter editor, then copy it from the Royal Road in-browser chapter editor into Patreon, the formatting stays. I genuinely have no idea why this happe...
2025-05-21 21:11:07 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello! Apologies for the wait, was just running behind a bit this week. We've got content warnings for this chapter, so this is your last chance to not be spoiled! I mean it! Woobly bibbly woggly boggly hee hee ho ho spoiler time here we go! Content warnings for implied parental abuse and panic attacks. Yippie! Oh, and it's not a ne...
2025-05-18 20:15:23 +0000 UTC View PostHello hello! We've got our latest pic in the trove! It's Maria from Are You Even Human, and not just any Maria, but specifically a scene from her most recent set of...let's call them life events in the story. Like all things in this tier, it may be best not to view while on the job. Unlike most things in this tier, the image depicts a c...
2025-05-17 00:35:24 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Mmm. Not sure what to say here today. I'm tired. Did you know that I have a kitty named Lily and she's the bestest kitty in the whole wide world? I have a second chair next to my writing desk and she comes and sits in it and spends basically all day with me. She doesn't like being alone. She'll whine at me to escort her to her own f...
2025-05-14 07:39:20 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Sorry for the wait, everyone! Enjoy the chapter.
"So," my professor says, "we have the dominant…"
He plays three notes simultaneously on the keyboard in front of him. A 'triad chord,' I have recently learned it's called.
"…And then the tonic."
He plays another set of three not...
2025-05-11 08:40:38 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello! Sorry for the short delay. Busy busy week for me. Gonna take the rest of today off so for you MGMH readers expect it to be a day or two late as well. Unless I pop off tomorrow idk. Probably not. I'm so exhausted right now. Enjoy the chapter!
"Your stories of the native populati...
2025-05-07 22:40:08 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: My brain has been completely consumed by a game called Mechabellum. It's basically just another autobattler, but I usually don't vibe with those games at all. This one captures me anyway because of how hard it deemphasizes luck: there are a few random options to choose from each round, but they are almost always the same for all pla...
2025-05-03 08:49:22 +0000 UTC View PostHey, y'all! Which story would you like the next piece of art to be from? Keep in mind that these images will mostly not be canon, but if a story does portray a noteworthy scene I might commission the scene directly. It will largely be up to my own whims... and any suggestions you may offer in the comments, should they catch my eye.
2025-04-28 07:05:38 +0000 UTC View PostHey hey! The next piece of art has been added to the trove. Feel free to leave reactions and whatnot here, and feel free to not.
Also, I completely forgot it was my break week again. Whoops.
Once again, the link is 2025-04-25 01:02:45 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: Chappy time. I'm excited for this arc. I think it's gonna be real fun.
Sneaking out of the military staging grounds is a lot more difficult than sneaking in was. Agnus Dei has had time to spread whatever version of events she chooses, forever branding me as a shapeshifting mind-controlling Angel or somet...
2025-04-23 06:24:52 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: This chapter's delay brought to you by my wonderful new kitty cat Lily and definitely not by me playing Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition all day.
Well, this artifact sure is taking its sweet time. I guess I didn't really expect it to keep sprinting and boosting away like its shiny butt was on f...
2025-04-20 07:18:44 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I GOT A KIBTY SHES SO CUTE AND GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH anyway this chapter's delay has been brought to you by the world's best kitty, Lily, and her devious cuddles.
So. I'm about to head to the ocean, of all places. I assume, anyway. I don't know what else northeast of here has Queens hanging around; it's...
2025-04-17 06:28:18 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Oh boy! It's time for me to be really excited that I actually got this chapter out on time only for like three people in the comments to go 'I thought this chapter came out early?' You make me so sad. I am doing my best. The release schedule may be entirely imaginary but it still matters to me, gosh darn it! Weh......
2025-04-12 07:40:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Two sides of the same coin, as different as they are alike.
2025-04-10 03:20:08 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Aaaaaaand we're back! Sorry for the wait, I bet it's been rough. Hmm. Probably something I should say here... oh yeah! Content warnings. I have those. They are spoilers. Stop reading the bold text if you don't want to be spoiled. I mean it. It's for realzies. Hoobly boobly goober goo. Okay, ready? Here we go. Content warning for par...
2025-04-09 22:06:34 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone! Thanks for supporting my little experiment here. My asexual ass is dying to know if this 'sex sells' thing actually works on you people, so your contributions are appreciated!
What I'm about to give you is a public Google Drive link. You can, if you so choose, share the link around (or the images themselves) and completel...
2025-04-07 08:09:58 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone! I've chatted a bit in author's notes about the possibility of doing a little somethin' somethin' and the best ways to pull that off. I've decided on that way! A new $20 Patreon tier, completely separate from the existing one, has been added: Beachgoer. This tier will give you access to the things I've been discussing in the form...
2025-04-07 07:59:17 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Looking forward to that break week right about now. Still not sure what I'm gonna do about potential NSFW content. I have a completed commission but... gosh, I am just not the target audience for porn. It's fun and it makes some of the people in my life very excited but it's a little exhausting for me to engage with personally. Gonn...
2025-03-30 20:39:26 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello everyone! A quick reminder that I'm taking another weirdly-positioned break week: the next chapter of AYEH will be next Tuesday (y'know, ideally), and there will be no AYEH chapter the week following. Anyway, enjoy chapter 50! Exciting milestone, huh?
They don't know? They don't know!? What the hel...
2025-03-26 19:29:00 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey! First chapter written entirely in a different state from my house. That's like, some kind of milestone, probably. ...Wait, no, I've written fanfic chapters on vacation before. Er. I'm not very good at taking breaks.
When I finally come home from shopping in the late afternoon, I find Castalia sittin...
2025-03-23 05:58:15 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello! Sorry for the wait, everyone. This one took a bit of extra time because I had to pack for a two-week trip that I'm currently on. It's not a vacation; my partner and I are just doing a favor for her family, so I'll still be working, but I was pretty wiped for a couple days. Airplanes mess me up. Also Patreon is fucking up ALL ...
2025-03-20 07:39:42 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello everyone! Sorry for the wait. In the last AYEH chapter I asked people if anyone would be be interested in NSFW content on one of the higher tiers. I got a lot of good feedback on that, and I'm back to ask the question again, with some new parameters and clarifications. One! It seems like the consensus is mixed enough that, if ...
2025-03-16 07:42:46 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello! My god this chapter fought me to the death, it was so hard getting this one out. Apologies for the wait. Speaking of waiting, due to weird personal schedule stuff I'll probably take my break week the first week of next month rather than the last week of this month. Just as a heads up....
2025-03-13 09:55:42 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I'm back! Holy shit, I gotta say, I needed that break bad. It was SO much easier writing this chapter than it was a couple weeks ago. I'm starting to suspect that resting might actually be good for me. It's kinda fucked up, I don't like it. Anyway, uh. That's all I can think to say. Enjoy the chapter.
Ve...
2025-03-08 04:01:49 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hi gonna go play Monster Hunter now bye.
The hotel we end up having reservations at is fancier than I expected, but not by a lot. I guess growing up, my foster families were always too poor to take us on any major vacations, but I had just kind of assumed there wouldn't be enough market for fancy tourist de...
2025-02-28 05:43:33 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey hi and howdy! Here's the last MGMH chapter before I take my usual little break. It's a fun one! (Content warning for child abuse.) There are also two magical girl transformations this chapter, and therefore two sets of theme music! The first is here:
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A/N: Hello everyone! Sorry for the wait. I'm really starting to feel the burnout a little. But! I will persevere! There will be one more MGMH chapter, and then one more AYEH chapter, and then I'm going to go on my week break. Pay no attention to the fact that this break is slightly misplaced to better align with the Monster Hunter Wi...
2025-02-20 05:04:35 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello everyone! Apologies for the delay. There's been a lot of unexpected work getting the public release of Volume 1 going, and it has eaten into my time to write. But the chapter is here! This is, for what it's worth, the first chapter of Volume 2. I hope you enjoy!
Okay. Alright. So. Let's assess how ...
2025-02-16 08:24:51 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hi everyone! Been thinking about breaks. I'll probably be taking my week break at an odd time, like, the 26th to the 4th maybe? The reasons for this definitely don't involve Monster Hunter Wilds. No sirree. Man, I'm definitely gonna fuck up my wrist again, aren't I? Uh, enjoy the chapter!
I stare at the ...
2025-02-13 03:35:53 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Well, we're here. The last chapter of book one of Magical Girl Mechanical Heart. By this time next week, the story should be publicly released! I'm very excited. If you can, I'd really appreciate it if people would take the time to hype up the story to their friends and spread it around a bit when it comes out. But of ...
2025-02-08 10:52:46 +0000 UTC View Post