A forensic scientist walks into a publisher's office and says, "I want to try writing a comedy book." That sounds like the setup to a punchline, but it's not. It's a thing that really happened when forensic scientist Steve Scarborough walked into CCC Publi...
2025-07-25 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we each have a tattoo of the other that our spouses do NOT approve of.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you...
2025-07-24 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
As a recent convert to the fighting arts, I approach combat sports with the lunatic zeal of a rich 25-year-old who just discovered Catholicism. Unlike them, I don't claim to know better than the Pope — I still believe that Bas Rutten is the Punch God's r...
2025-07-23 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren't ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid you're straps! Your stuck! Welcome to the second best thing that has ever happened to you!
Also...
2025-07-23 11:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostMerritt K's back, and oh boy... it's a Seanbaby's Book Game! We're gonna learn 365 Ways To Smooch! Youre partner is Brockway
2025-07-23 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren't ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid you're straps! Your stuck! Welcome to the second best thing that has ever happened to...
2025-07-23 11:57:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I want enlightenment, but I don’t want to think about stuff or get rid of my stuff or be nicer to anyone or read about dead monks or embrace suffering or stop drinking or fund less famine or date less or lose more than a suggested donati...
2025-07-22 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
McDonald's is sort of like a parasite found in America that we've allowed to infect other countries due to our hubris. It's everywhere, and that means McDonaldland is everywhere. I've spoken about 2025-07-21 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I really liked that action figure shirt we did a bit back. Let’s take another look at it!
This thing was great, but had some really weird timing with a dumb AI trend and I don’t think it got the attention it rightly deserved.
2025-07-19 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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If you've always wanted to praise God but never knew for what, here's way, way, way less than 10,000 places to start!
10,000 Things to Praise God For ...
2025-07-18 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s your birthday. You’re eight years old. You just got done crawling on your hands and knees through a labyrinth of sticky tunnels that have never, ever been cleaned. You jump in the ballpit that was briefly closed because a kid threw up in there. It...
2025-07-17 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
New forms of media spawn new genres of storytelling. Television brought us the sitcom, the police procedural, the drawn-out public humiliation. Video g...
2025-07-16 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. Are you ready for the best game you've ever passively experienced? YOU ARE NOT. It's too late now... sit down strap in and be prepare for literally the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "...
2025-07-16 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostTIDBITS! And how we need them! Merritt K is back to shake off the the previous game with a worse game.
2025-07-16 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. Are you ready for the best game you've ever passively experienced? YOU ARE NOT. It's too late now... sit down strap in and be prepare for literally the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKW...
2025-07-16 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What? I don’t need parking. I’m over driving myself, forever. And all other mortal labor. With 2025-07-15 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you remember the good old days when knights used to go at each other with swords to entertain a bloodthirsty crowd? By the good old days, I mean specifically June 7th, 2025, at The Center For Performance at Hall Of Fame Village, 1901 Champions Gateway...
2025-07-14 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHOT DAMN, 50 EPISODES!
Can you believe we’ve been watching the AIMS team tactically patrol the Appalachian forests for 50 episodes already? Absolute peak performance, day in and day out. Incredible. New merch is in the works, but for now, let’s t...
2025-07-14 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostY'all... Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just... sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol' hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! As if we have paper towels for everybody :(
2025-07-14 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostY'all... Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just... sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol' hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! As if we have paper towels for everybody :(
2025-07-14 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe boyzz are back in townn!
The Mona Lisa, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Dogs Playing Poker. All incomparable asshole when viewed next to majesty that is The Dogg Boyzz.
Men! Men! It's time for comics! Comics about the gunslinging, fist-flinging fistslinger who never makes a mistake! Man Comics Presents: Whoops Nebraska!
What feels like an eternity ago, you and me really got into it over a metaphorical Flight of Simpsons Weirdness, which is t...
2025-07-10 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a calendar year since we met Foreskin Man. It feels longer, though, doesn't it? Like the protective, elastic skin that Dr. Mutilator y...
2025-07-09 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Bryan Stratton to the podcast!
Gimme an F#, four on the floor, moderate rock! 1...2...3...4...
(verse)
ROCKSTAR ferret! He's the best at a fight!
ROCKSTAR ferret! Got his smokes and a light!
ROCKSTAR ferret! He's a weird place to...
Y'all obviously didn't get enough ferret facts... choke these down. If Bryan Stratton can do it, so can you!
2025-07-09 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Bryan Stratton to the podcast!
Gimme an F#, four on the floor, moderate rock! 1...2...3...4...
(verse)
ROCKSTAR ferret! He's the best at a fight!
ROCKSTAR ferret! Got his smokes and a light!
ROCKSTAR ferret! He's ...
Hey, Lochlainn! You self-search, right? No judgment, I indulge. I've read all my reviews twice. As another lunatic writing Civil War bo...
2025-07-08 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The Biker Mice From Mars are a product of the post Ninja Turtles animals plus radioactivity equals radical ripped animals who do extreme sports era. If only that were true, Chernobyl would be so much cooler. They live in Chicago after bei...
2025-07-07 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostLearn the forbidden groin secrets of the east.
Are you ready to enter the dojo? Prove it!
Let the world know you are a registered lethal weapon trained b...
2025-07-05 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post