Podcasting Day: The Human Tornado 🌭
In 1976, Rudy Ray Moore made the perfect film. He took everything he learned from Dolemite, forgot it, added tits, refused to do anything that wasn't...
2021-07-21 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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Extra Wiener - Brainfuck Your Way to Godhood with Lydia Bugg!
Bonus episode audio for patrons.
2021-07-21 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Rainbow Strikes!
In 1941, Centaur Comics introduced Rainbow, a superhero with no powers, no motive, and a costume that would get you ostracized in Brazil for making Carnival t...
2021-07-20 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Eyes Right 🌭
In 1920, a man named William Horatio Bates published a book about curing poor eyesight with eyeball exercises. His claims were dubious, disproven with even th...
2021-07-19 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Sanford and Evans Double Feature 🌭
Doris Sanford and Graci Evans spent the 1980s making inconceivable books about childhood trauma, and they're my favorite team of well-intentioned maniacs. Tod...
2021-07-16 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: A Man. Kicks. A Horse. In the Penis. 🌭
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT KICK A HORSE IN THE ERECT PENIS, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS MID-FUCK.
CONTENT WARNING: HORSE GETTING KICKED IN TH...
2021-07-15 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: The Animal Kumite 🌭
This Podcasting Day we’re tackling a meme a month out of date because we’re former Cracked employees and some habits die hard. We invited Katie Goldin, th...
2021-07-14 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener - Katie Goldin vs Brockway in Seanbaby's Garfield Joke Book Game
Bonus episode for patrons.
2021-07-14 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Lessons I Learned From Fallout
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to have a sex party on ...
2021-07-13 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Sonja Henie's Silly Hats!
Sonja Henie was the world's first international teen superstar. Before Shirley Temple, way before Britney Spears, there was Sonja, an ice skater, movie actres...
2021-07-12 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: What I learned About the Female Sexuality from Feminism Author Jill Emerson 🌭
Yes this is a new thing for me to be able to type not just in the comments maybe some of you know me from their but if you don’t my name is sissyneck. I don...
2021-07-09 12:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: Brockway's Medical Clusterfuck! 🌭
We started Reflecting Day as a place for us, the 🌭s, to talk to you, the also 🌭s, about what was going on. Not just with the site, but with our lives. I...
2021-07-08 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: UFC 1 Was a Magical Shitstorm 🌭
This week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we go back to 1993 to discuss the dumbest commercial for a jiu jitsu school ever filmed which also ended up being the most i...
2021-07-07 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener - Zak Koonce Vs. Brockway in the Natural Harvest Book Game!
Bonus audio for patrons.
2021-07-07 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby Nerding: Pokemon and Harry Potter - A Fatal Attraction 🌭
It was the year 2000 and a secret, supernatural war was being waged against the youth of America. A single brave evangelist was all that stood in the way of y...
2021-07-06 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Fabio After Dark
So, you know who Fabio is. He’s the guy putting his dick in this lady's armpit:
Learning Day: The Novelization of Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen's Navy Propaganda Film 🌭
What do these movies have in common? Top Gun. Black Hawk Down. Armageddon. The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case Of The U.S. Navy Ad...
2021-07-02 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: SEXERCISES 🌭
In 1967, a very cranky Canadian fitness consultant with a master's in philosophy wrote a book about calisthenics you can do to improve your dick stroke. He ca...
2021-07-01 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Japanese Battle Comedy, with Lydia Bugg! 🌭
Brockway often makes suggestions that don't make a lot of sense at first. For instance, "Let's change our name to Shimmy Jim and the Hustlers," or "Corporate ...
2021-06-30 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener - Lydia Bugg vs. Brockway: The Terrible Pick-Up Lines Book Game
Bonus episode audio for patrons.
2021-06-30 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: The Problem With Slopdong
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we keep our dead skin cells and wear skin suits of ourselves to...
2021-06-29 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Light Emerging
The mysteries of the universe: When are we here? What did the big making? Who is after death? And of course: if you enter a black hole crotch first, are yo...
2021-06-28 12:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Natural Harvest
What are we doing here, guys? A professionally photographed semen cookbook? This shit can't be serious. This is a prank. A desperate cover story thrown togeth...
2021-06-25 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Horny eBay Ghost Hunting
On a scale of one to ten, how haunted would you like your house to be? Do you have a paltry single ghost wandering your grounds at night with a lantern search...
2021-06-24 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener - PoxCo Regional Wrestling Finals!
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2021-06-23 16:32:31 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Bloodsport, with Maggie Mae Fish 🌭
This Podcasting Day we’re doing it. We’re finally doing it! We’re just going to 2021-06-23 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Punching Day: Sister Sensei 🌭
I am obsessed with Dave Seeger, and the long and storied legacy of crap that followed his one brief brush with success, “Karate Rap.” Look, I know that’...
2021-06-22 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Man Cavin' With Lydia Bugg!
Well, everyone, it's great to be back from my sabbatical. Did you miss me? Or did you even notice that all of my articles were being written by an algorithm I...
2021-06-21 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Last Ounce of Courage 🌭
Last Ounce of Courage is a 2012 movie about how the struggle of American Christians to celebrate Christmas is very much like -if not exactly- like, f...
2021-06-18 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: App Store Grifters
Like all people on the Internet, I have made enemies. Sometimes it's because I said something mean about them, and sometimes it's because I'm frustratingly ha...
2021-06-17 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post