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Learning Day: Jason Pargin's Alpha Success Method 🌭

In all 50 American states, asking someone to read your novel is considered a form of assault, an act that can legally be responded to with force. Approaching ...

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Podcasting Day: The 1990s Obsession with Virtual Reality... with Tom Reimann! 🌭

The people of the '90s knew a world would one day exist within ours-- a world where love was blobbing together into one big goo and everything was a game exce...

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Extra Wiener - Tom Reimann Plays a Book Game with a Message!

Extra Wiener - Tom Reimann Plays a Book Game with a Message!

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Fucking Day: The 1900HOTDOG Custom Van Contest!

If 1-900🌭 had an official vehicle, it would be a custom van. You know, one with a waterbed instead of a backseat and herpes instead of seatbelts and someth...

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Nerding Day: Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs & Slams

I've always been shocked by the audacity of Garfield. What has Garfield accomplished? He lives in another man's home, steals his lasagna, and he doesn't have ...

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Learning Day: WikiHow to Live in a Haunted House

Supernatural WikiHow is a huge part of the site, which I understand even less than Normie WikiHow. It is Normie Wikihow’s job to teach you how to tie a Doub...

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Extra Wiener - Brian McClellan Plays the Second Smiliest Book Game!

Extra Wiener - Brian McClellan Plays the Second Smiliest Book Game!

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Podcasting Day: The Barbarian Game with Brian McClellan! 🌭

This week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, our guest is fantasy author, podcaster, and licensed barbarian Brian McClellan! Brian is the author of the acclaime...

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Upsetting Day: 15 Scenes That Definitely Happened in Fictional Universes 🌭

I hear a lot of people talking shit about how I can't write a list anymore, how I only think in single points or in 2022-01-11 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Divine Masculine Initiation 🌭

It's 2022, a time to improve yourself or pretend that you want to improve yourself, or finally announce this is as good as it gets and you're giving up. So ma...

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: 'Tis the Season to be 🌭

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that each of us wears a secret waifu tie with a hidden image of...

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Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Friending Days of 2021 🌭

Our talented and hilarious friends made some amazing art in 2021, and there were so many! Our little Hot Dog Family really grew into something formidable this...

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Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Podcasting Days of 2021 🌭

When we launched the Dogg Zzone 9000 last year, we honestly had no idea what it was about. You can hear us in those early episodes trying all sorts o...

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Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Upsetting Days of 2021 🌭

2021 was, above all, a deeply Upsetting Year. There were hate crimes and impending wars, the looming threat of fascism at home and abroad, a couple new plague...

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Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Fucking Days of 2021 🌭

We fucked so much in 2021 we left a rising tide of babies that threaten to drown this culture. They’re going to have to name a whole generation after us. So...

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Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Nerding Days of 2021 🌭

2021 was a fantastic year for nerds: you got big swingin’ dork movies, huge video game releases, and nobody stuffed you in a locker unless you had lockers i...

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Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Teamworking Days of 2021 🌭

In 2021, we formed the ultimate Tag Team to take down some of the mightiest comedy material. Material too dense and terrifying for one comedy writer alone, ma...

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Podcasting Day: The Great Dipshit Check-in, with Jason Pargin! 🌭

What a fantastic year 2021 was! We spent the whole year head down in Hot Dog magic – fighting dicks and fleeing Beezbos, catching murderers and watching cow...

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Extra Wiener - Jason Pargin Plays a SlooOOoow Book Game!

Extra Wiener - Jason Pargin Plays a SlooOOoow Book Game!

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Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Punching Days of 2021 🌭

This is the punchingest of all possible Punching Days, where we look back on all the best punches of 2021. There was jab! Roundhouse! Oh man, you guys remembe...

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Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Learning Days of 2021 🌭

It’s time for our Great Annual Hot Dog Performance Review, where we look back on the year’s articles and try to gauge exactly how much we ruled this year....

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Fucking Day: 269 Amazing Sex Tips & Tricks For Her

269 Amazing SEX TIPS & TRICKS FOR HER by "happily unmarried" Anne Hooper and Phillip Hodson is a 2001 answer to the question, "Sehks? Where am se...

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Upsetting Day: The Pumblechook & Figg Catalogue of the Christ-Mass 2021 🌭

It was the best of times, it was the end of times. It was all times and no time at all. It was the Great Transversing of the Nameless Ones in our world. In ...

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Podcasting Day: The Ultimate Zombie Thing, with David Bell! 🌭

When three pop culture luminaries such as us and Gamefully Unemployed's View Post

Extra Wiener - David Bell Plays Brainfuck to Godhood

Extra Wiener - David Bell Plays Brainfuck to Godhood

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Upsetting Day: Lou Monte's Italian Animal Songs

This holiday season, let's take some time to learn of the many fine Christmas traditions from other cultures. By that, I mean the culture of New Jersey. You m...

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Nerding Day: How to Win at Growl 🌭

There's an arcade game I love called Growl. It came out in 1990 and it was about Indiana Jones killing poachers. Not a gang of poachers, but every pa...

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Upsetting Day: Judge Dredd Accidentally(?) Endorses Fascism

Judge Dredd is a film about many things. It is a cautionary tale of excess and hubris. It’s an efficient time capsule of the best and worst impulse...

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Podcasting Day: How to Pick Up Girls at a Con, with Teresa Lee! 🌭

Please give a rewarmed Hot Dog welcome to comedian, filmmaker, and former professional onl...

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Extra Wiener - Teresa Lee Plays WikiWhy!

Extra Wiener - Teresa Lee Plays WikiWhy!

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