In all 50 American states, asking someone to read your novel is considered a form of assault, an act that can legally be responded to with force. Approaching ...
2022-01-20 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe people of the '90s knew a world would one day exist within ours-- a world where love was blobbing together into one big goo and everything was a game exce...
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2022-01-19 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf 1-900🌭 had an official vehicle, it would be a custom van. You know, one with a waterbed instead of a backseat and herpes instead of seatbelts and someth...
2022-01-18 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI've always been shocked by the audacity of Garfield. What has Garfield accomplished? He lives in another man's home, steals his lasagna, and he doesn't have ...
2022-01-17 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSupernatural WikiHow is a huge part of the site, which I understand even less than Normie WikiHow. It is Normie Wikihow’s job to teach you how to tie a Doub...
2022-01-13 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-12 15:44:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, our guest is fantasy author, podcaster, and licensed barbarian Brian McClellan! Brian is the author of the acclaime...
2022-01-12 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI hear a lot of people talking shit about how I can't write a list anymore, how I only think in single points or in 2022-01-11 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's 2022, a time to improve yourself or pretend that you want to improve yourself, or finally announce this is as good as it gets and you're giving up. So ma...
2022-01-10 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that each of us wears a secret waifu tie with a hidden image of...
2022-01-07 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostOur talented and hilarious friends made some amazing art in 2021, and there were so many! Our little Hot Dog Family really grew into something formidable this...
2022-01-06 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhen we launched the Dogg Zzone 9000 last year, we honestly had no idea what it was about. You can hear us in those early episodes trying all sorts o...
2022-01-05 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post2021 was, above all, a deeply Upsetting Year. There were hate crimes and impending wars, the looming threat of fascism at home and abroad, a couple new plague...
2022-01-04 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWe fucked so much in 2021 we left a rising tide of babies that threaten to drown this culture. They’re going to have to name a whole generation after us. So...
2022-01-03 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post2021 was a fantastic year for nerds: you got big swingin’ dork movies, huge video game releases, and nobody stuffed you in a locker unless you had lockers i...
2021-12-31 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2021, we formed the ultimate Tag Team to take down some of the mightiest comedy material. Material too dense and terrifying for one comedy writer alone, ma...
2021-12-30 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat a fantastic year 2021 was! We spent the whole year head down in Hot Dog magic – fighting dicks and fleeing Beezbos, catching murderers and watching cow...
2021-12-29 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-12-29 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the punchingest of all possible Punching Days, where we look back on all the best punches of 2021. There was jab! Roundhouse! Oh man, you guys remembe...
2021-12-28 13:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s time for our Great Annual Hot Dog Performance Review, where we look back on the year’s articles and try to gauge exactly how much we ruled this year....
2021-12-27 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post269 Amazing SEX TIPS & TRICKS FOR HER by "happily unmarried" Anne Hooper and Phillip Hodson is a 2001 answer to the question, "Sehks? Where am se...
2021-12-24 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It was the best of times, it was the end of times. It was all times and no time at all. It was the Great Transversing of the Nameless Ones in our world. In ...
2021-12-23 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhen three pop culture luminaries such as us and Gamefully Unemployed's
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2021-12-22 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis holiday season, let's take some time to learn of the many fine Christmas traditions from other cultures. By that, I mean the culture of New Jersey. You m...
2021-12-20 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThere's an arcade game I love called Growl. It came out in 1990 and it was about Indiana Jones killing poachers. Not a gang of poachers, but every pa...
2021-12-17 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostJudge Dredd is a film about many things. It is a cautionary tale of excess and hubris. It’s an efficient time capsule of the best and worst impulse...
2021-12-16 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPlease give a rewarmed Hot Dog welcome to comedian, filmmaker, and former professional onl...
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