Fucking Day: A Bluntly Titled Sex Manual
Most of the sex manuals I've talked about on our award-winning hot dog website were written by desperate virgins or confused wizards. So it's nice t...
2022-06-17 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Podcasting Day: Moment of Truth with Alex Schmidt 🌭
In our ongoing series of '00s reality shows that took all the fun out of immorality, the Dogg Zzone 9000 takes a look at Fox's The Moment of Tru...
2022-06-15 12:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 78 - A Childish Book Game with Alex Schmidt
Bonus episode audio for patrons.
2022-06-15 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Great Grapefruit CONK 🌭
Baseball is a fun sport. That’s its only goal. So I love discovering situations where it blew past that goal and became 2022-06-14 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Punching Day: FaceGym 🌭
I used to think the perfect job was the person at the top of a waterslide who tells people when to go. You get to experience godlike power over anot...
2022-06-13 12:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Useless Droid
Today we're going to read The Useless Droid, a fully illustrated pirate Star Wars children's book about sucking. It features the droid BB-8...
2022-06-10 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Dumber than Real with Hana Michels! 🌭
It’s Podcasting Day and we’re lucky enough to have momentarily lassoed Professional Whirlwind of Chaos, Hana Michels! 2022-06-08 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra Wiener 77 - Garfield Roulette with Hana Michels
Bonus audio for patrons.
2022-06-08 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Bridge and the Pump 🌭
Yes well it is somewhat of my pleasure to reach out to your eyes and hearts again. This time its my first writing i’m doin as a official 1900HOTDO...
2022-06-07 13:07:26 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: How to Sleep with your Girlfriend's Friends 🌭
The internet is an amazing place. It has allowed us to tailor literature for underserved niche groups that could never have found what they were loo...
2022-06-06 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: 101 Hamburger Jokes 🌭
Perfection. I'm speaking, of course, about the title of the 1978 book by Phil Hirsch and Don Orehek, 101 HAMBURGER JOKES.<...
2022-06-03 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: Dick Rips and Great Apes
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. It takes both of us in total sync to pilot Frankfortron the Hot Dog mech...
2022-06-02 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: WB Superstar with Jamie Kelly! 🌭
In 2004, a struggling TV network decided to create their own American Idol, but entirely out of the good parts. And in 2004, that meant the...
2022-06-01 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 76 - The Super Dictionary with... Us!
Bonus audio for patrons.
2022-06-01 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Baby Boxing
By Jove, boys, by Jupiter! We have dwelt in dark corners of late. Let us remove to nobler escapades. You all recognize honor and sacrifice by their ...
2022-05-31 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Dennis Miller's The Rant Zone
In 2001, Dennis Miller thought, "I bet I could make money by taking jokes I've written for other things and putting them in a book, with spaces in b...
2022-05-30 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAnime Week: How to Draw Sexy Anime Girls! 🌭
There are only two things I appreciate about anime-- the high effort line art and the effortless horniness. So I'm very excited to learn about both ...
2022-05-27 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostTeamworking Day: The Laws of Eternity! 🌭
Brockway: It’s Anime Week and this may sound crazy, but did you know not all anime is healthy? It’s true! The pure of heart may...
2022-05-26 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostAnime Week: Kennel Tokorozawa with Lydia Bugg! 🌭
Happy Anime Week! On 2022-05-25 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra Wiener 75 - Jimmy Onishi: Funny or Sad? ... with Lydia Bugg!
Bonus audio for patrons!
2022-05-25 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostAnime Week: JoJo's Horny Ape Episode! 🌭
Confession: I am kind of a dick about anime. I rarely follow up on recommendations from my anime-loving friends and never stick with a series long e...
2022-05-24 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAnime Week: The Banned Sailor Moon Episode! 🌭
It's Anime Week, and I am an anime person. By that, I mean my eyes are twice the size of my head, I giggle constantly, and there's a pervy old man w...
2022-05-23 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Sex Spells 🌭
This Fucking Day we're reading a book called Sex Spells, and right away I've proven magic doesn't exist, because if it did, that would be t...
2022-05-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: Let's Ruin Paul Dano! 🌭
1-900-🌭 is a special place. It’s the last holdout in text-based internet comedy, an art that died years ago and was rightfully damned to ...
2022-05-19 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Hunting Psychic Bigfoot with Jason Pargin! 🌭
Welcome, truthseekers, to 2022-05-18 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra Wiener 74: Hot Dog Monster Mountain with Jason Pargin!
Bonus audio for patrons.
2022-05-18 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: An All-Book Breakup 🌭
These two books discuss love. I recommend avoiding love.
Learning Day: Cooking with Garfield 🌭
My darkest secret is that for about six months I’ve been working on an article about the evolution of Garfield’s culinary palate and it has driv...
2022-05-16 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: 101 Things to do During a Dull Sermon
Are you a horny stupid asshole who picked the wrong religion? Did you skip the first sentence when you saw this one ended in let me smell those dirt...
2022-05-13 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Joe 90 - The Most Special Agent
You know Gerry Anderson? Yeah, you know Gerry Anderson. You might not know his name, but if you’re anything like me, you think of the 1960s as “...
2022-05-12 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post