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The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Tom Reimann Day 🌭

Forged by the '90s to be a man of delight and joke density, 2022-12-22 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Alex Schmidt Day 🌭

Alex Schmidt, who is professionally a...

The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Brendan McGinley Day 🌭

As a monthly 1900🌭 columnist, Br...

The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Lydia Bugg Day! 🌭

Lydia Bugg, who was first a...

The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Upsetting Day 🌭

With our combined decades of online publishing experience, we know most people don't read article intros...

The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Fucking Day 🌭

Fuck you. We mean that sincerely, it comes from the core of our sacral chakra, which is the one that con...

The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Nerding Day 🌭

Our nerd readers had it so good in 2022. Which is weird because 1900HOTDOG is almost entirely staffed by...

The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Punching Day 🌭

A punch can be anything: An attack, a firm answer to a stupid question, a friendly hello to a son of a b...

The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Learning Day 🌭

Happy 1900-Hot-Dolidays, everyone! The year 2022 tried to get in our way and we marched right through th...

Upsetting Day: The Slotomania Live Christmas Special 🌭

Welcome, welcome! I’m here to ruin Christmas. Welcome!

Slotomania is an exploitative “free” ...

Upsetting Day: RAPIST BEWARE! 🌭

All karate books take place in the imagination of the author, in a world where their particular dick sto...

Extra Wiener 103 - Creeps on a Budget with Dirk Marshall

Seanbaby tasks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall with an even IMPOSSIBLER task than outdoing the Eliminators: Be a cheaper creep at a stripclub than Don Diebel.

Podcasting Day: Eliminators with Dirk Marshall 🌭

Today on the Dogg Zzone 9000 we’re talking with Portland 2022-12-07 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: President Warren G. Harding's Unbreakable Dong Cryptography 🌭

Warren G. Harding was a bad President and worse person. For example: Harding carried on a fifteen year l...

Upsetting Day: A Very Larry Christmas 🌭

It’s finally that festive time of year when we all get a visit from our favorite chubby, jolly, senior...

Upsetting Day: Vegemorphs

Vegemorphs is an Animorphs parody about vegetables. And pride.

2022-12-02 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Teamworking Day: Baby Got Book

Brockway: I have convened the Hot Dog today to talk about a parody song called “Baby ...

Extra Wiener 102 - A Knock 'N Roll Book Game with Jason Pargin

Seanbaby asks Heavy Metal expert Jason Pargin and Satan expert Brockway to examine Don't Knock Rock, a book about the evils of rock 'n roll that the author forgot to write.

Podcasting Day: Satanic Backmasking with Jason Pargin 🌭

It's Dogg Zzone 9000 day, and we are playing all the hits-- we're talking about a classic moral panic wi...

Learning Day: The O'Reilly Factor for Kids 🌭

It’s 2022! Bivalently vaxed, you’re cleared to celebrate Thanksgiving with elderly family at last. A...

Nerding Day: OMAC One Man Army?

Sometimes bin diving at your local comic book shop is a real waste of time, and sometimes you discover J...

Nerding Day: Spider-Man vs. Urkel 🌭

Who would win between Spider-Man and Urkel? Picture it. The proportional strength of a spider driving a fi...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Listen to the Gibbering of the Artbots

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we w...

Extra Wiener 101 - Meat That Loaf with Rusty Shackles

Brockway pulls Seanbaby and guest Rusty Shackles through the Meat portal into Loaf Land, where husky denim-vested knights attack god from flying hot rods and all for the love of a Debra.

Podcasting Day: Streets of Fire with Rusty Shackles 🌭

This week we’re talking with artist, beat ‘em up game expert, and general roving brawler2022-11-23 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: The Frank Frazetta Museum 🌭

Yes hello to this weiner bunch. Well a while back i started to get that real strong PULL in my head agai...

Fucking Day: How to Talk Dirty 🌭

In 1909 James Joyce 2022-11-21 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Taoist Feces Exercise 🌭

Hold on, this can't be right. This DVD is called... Taoist feces exercise.

2022-11-18 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Malibu Comics' Firearm: The Movie

Malibu Comics’ Firearm was a deeply confusing book, and I feel that way even though they expl...

Extra Wiener 100 - The Arena RPG with Zak Koonce

Brockway pits Seanbaby and Zak Koonce against his favorite Bloodsport ripoff: Arena! The super goofy Bloodsport in space but with puppets. It's time to see which is the better Bloodsport: Bloodsport, or this puppet thing trying to be Bloodsport.