
A renegade murderer has your family cornered with a shotgun. He says he is going to stab you. He moves closer, killing several of you. He grew up in Wisconsin, and she is actually the ghost of a first place cat who died of kindness. Your family has betraye...
2023-08-25 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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We all remember Running Delilah, the 1993 direct-to-video science fiction masterpiece starring Kim Cattrall and Billy Zane. Often we start these articles by recapping a work of art before delving into our authoritative critique of it, just in case...
2023-08-24 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Brockway summons the powers of the air with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K. Together they will master the dreamland using the accursed tome, DREAMS OF THE WITCH. Watch the fuck out, Steve!
2023-08-23 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Back in the early 2000s we didnāt have āactual play podcastsā or Matt Mercerās soothing voice or a vibrant indie publishing landscape for tabletop games innovating on ways to add knives to fish. If you wanted to play a pen and paper roleplaying gam...
2023-08-22 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Itās time to stop paying for healthcare, everybody! What, you havenāt been? Great! The secret to healing has finally been revealed and it is shapes. Why didnāt we think of shapes sooner? Here, have some healing shapes; theyāre based on crop circles...
2023-08-21 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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At the risk of getting too sexy too quickly, have you ever looked down at the flopping, moistening parts of your pubic mound and thought, āwhat?ā Good! Then youāre the perfect audience for the Sinclair Intimacy Instituteās Forbidden Pleasu...
2023-08-18 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello and howdy to you all in this hot dog communality, we do make fun sometimes here but i think we can admit it that all of us have a real fondness for The Movies and even the behind-the-scenes of how they make em, and I am personally considered somethin...
2023-08-17 12:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Brockway asks the impossible of Seanbaby and guest, Napoleon Blownapart: Tell us what Troom Troom is. They get to the bottom of this mystery in the most painful, torturous way: By watching more Troom Troom.
2023-08-16 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Troom Troom is a confusing Ukrainian something. And whatever Troom Troom is, it sometimes teaches karate. Karate mixed with SERE training and Home Alone
2023-08-16 12:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes I think there arenāt enough reality TV shows about people so desperate to mate they make you a bit worried they might be aliens trying to trick someone into letting their offspring explode from their chest. Luckily, in the magical year of 2020,...
2023-08-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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This hereās BIGFEETS! ...
2023-08-14 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Brockway: Uh oh, looks like somebodyās uncleās about to get kicked out of a tourist pow wow.

Seanbaby: This looks like s...
2023-08-11 12:00:08 +0000 UTC
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The 2023 NHL Draft Lottery is an accursed video. Youād think it would be normal. Nope! Itās like if a boring regional business made a hostage video. Itās like if Dund...
2023-08-10 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby is in need of a hip new catchphrase, and only Brockway, guest Mark Mahoney, and DC Comics' Super Dictionary can help him! Hoppin' Nerts, Babyman! No, that's not it.e
2023-08-09 12:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Itās Podcasting Day! And this week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we welcome back Mark Mahoney who brought with him two episodes from his German Baywatch Nights DVD. Did you know t...
2023-08-09 12:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Iāve got bad news. I love entertaining you all, but my doctors say that you just got Swerved!

God, it fee...
2023-08-08 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes when a grifter grifts, itās actually our fault. They were simply putting a product on the market, and it was the public who fell for it so hard it became a grift. For instance, I know art is subjective, but there was a time in the ā90s when e...
2023-08-07 12:00:07 +0000 UTC
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The Wonder Twins were two teenagers from the planet Exxor with amazing shapeshifting powers limited only by their imagination. They were also written by morons and drawn by Somaliaās lowest bidding animation detention center. This is 2023-08-04 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Welcome, šs, to your day of appreciation. Weāre awesome. We know that. We know it so hard thereās a shipping forum just for Brockbaby and weāre the admins.
But this isnāt about us. This is about you. Did you know youāre awesome? Because ...
2023-08-03 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby challenges Brockway and- OH NO! Defector's Dan McQuade just stole the Book Game theme music from Seanbaby! Only YOU can help him get it back by spotting all 17 OOPSIE GOOFLES in this VERY SPECIAL episode of EXTRA WIENER. Get Wiening, Xtras!
2023-08-02 12:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Iāll handle the podcast intro today, boys. Iām sure you can tell from the zany tuba sounds that follow me wherever I go, but Iām actor Jeff Altman! I, of course, played Fred Rachins, Dennis Kosowski, Don Brand, Ed Symes, and Special Agent Dudley Daws...
2023-08-02 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Every couple years the internet rediscovers Archie/Punisher, a woefully misunderstood team-up comic that Archieās publishers pitched to Marvel. But that comic A) whips and B) respects both characters. No, if youāve finished Riverdale ...
2023-08-01 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
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I donāt know if Iāve ever worked harder to watch a terrible movie than I did to locate the Mormon comedy basketball film Church Ball. Itās not streaming anywhere online, so I had to order physical media from Ebay and I then lost the DVD for ...
2023-07-31 12:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hi, I found a maniac.

In 2014, Tony Davis, P.H.T. published The truth about S.T.D.ās: Did you know that all S.T.D.ās are LIES? Now you do and Iām gon...
2023-07-28 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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1987. Flora, Illinois did not have a lot going for it. It was a farming town of about 5,000 people, where you spent your life getting drunk atop a thresher and your retirement plan was getting too drunk atop a thresher. Flora needed help, and there was onl...
2023-07-27 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Brockway knows there's only way to follow a Theodore Rex podcast... by summoning the devil again! This is what we do now. We conjure demons and mock them. This time we use Seanbaby and Tom Reimann as bait!
2023-07-26 12:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Today weāre joined by podcaster, comedian, one half of Gamefully Unemployed and archeologist of the mid-1990s, Tom Reimann, 2023-07-26 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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So letās imagine weāre a young mother in perhaps the year 2000. Blessed, yes but also full of worries about how we will help our little babies we love so much get thru the sufferin and strife we see ābout us every day. Also to make this article work ...
2023-07-25 12:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Diet books from the ā90s are a special kind of insane. Theyāre not quite as bad as the diet books of the 1950s that told us the best thing to eat was chicken broth and amphetamines. Instead, they try to present a diet which is fun, simple⦠not really...
2023-07-24 12:00:07 +0000 UTC
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