I was wrong: hats on hats kick ass. Today’s feature is a concept nesting doll, and fantastic. The superhero spinoff (pink bandana) of a boy genius comedy (wraparound shades) parodied a Marvel storyline (backup shades) by adding a wrestling parody (black ...
2024-01-30 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 13 of Mountain Monsters: Wild Bill's Bear Beast. Some bears wer...
2024-01-29 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Your cries have been heard, hotdog children. You demanded that I return to my roots and rate Tim Curry's faces in the movie Congo for Ape Week. I wish rating Tim Curry's faces wasn't my greatest talent. I wish the space in my brain that I keep for...
2024-01-29 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever wanted to have the creativity of a magician puppeteer? Wait, I'm not done– a Christian magician puppeteer? Of course you do. Everyone wants to be the next Dennis Regling, a man Google calls "searching instead for dinner riesling." ...
2024-01-26 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
The Germans have a word that doesn’t quite translate into English, it describes the sweetness amongst bitterness that elevates both into something more. It’s the lingering perfume in an exhaust cloud, the crust in the soft shag, the eroticism in the ki...
2024-01-25 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Well I never met anybody no matter how many friends or family they had still wasn't a little bit lonesome, that just seems like its the human condition but we keep trying don't we, to connect, but goddamn the whole vulnerability part is pretty scary! I gue...
2024-01-24 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: 2024-01-24 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway keeps Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, in his very nice weed cellar and forces them to discuss the horrific crimes inspired by Queen of the Damned. Actual human lives were lost! For this movie! FOR THIS MOVIE.
2024-01-24 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Today, we’re learning Russology. The method that turns watchable TV into real TV. Meet America’s finest Vince Russo scholar: Vince Russo.
A man of...
2024-01-23 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever gone to an erotic art exhibit with a good friend, looked at a photo of an enormous dick, and said, “Wouldn’t it be great if we could eat that?” This is the advertised origin story of The Erotic Baker, a New York institution in the '70s ...
2024-01-22 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1982, a video game company known mostly for nothing released Q*bert. You've probably heard of it, which is good because It's hard to describe a 1982 arcade game without sounding insane. For instance, a yellow maze pizza kills the same four men ...
2024-01-19 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Hotdogger. It’s time you met the chattiest crystal skulls in all South Florida.
That’s right: I read 2024-01-18 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok guys, this is a no BS walkthrough of my fav game Dark Seed. It’s a horror game, and I can honestly say I find it more unpleasant every time through. First step, watch the entire opening credits since they’re presented so pretentiously that ...
2024-01-17 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway doesn't care that Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, know none of this is real. They don't get to leave! They have to spend the next five days in the back of a Greyhound bus breathing exhaust and 2024-01-17 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway harnesses the spirit power of Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, to summon the fucking devil! It's Dreams of the Witch! Grant us the power to lease a Certified Used Subaru, Satan!
2024-01-17 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever feel…Evil?
I don’t, doubling the odds that I am. Thankfully, Book of Vile Darkness helped me imagine a world in which me, my empire, or anything we funded could be called Evil. A stretch, but I’m into high concepts...
2024-01-16 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I think 2024 will finally be the year we bring back the brand mascots with deep and terrible lore. We finished off 2023 with a public Pop-Tart sacrifice. We learned the names of all the Charmin bears AND Duke's Mayonnaise gave us more biographical info abo...
2024-01-15 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh no. Oh fuck, look at this book.
Racist and insane, An Immoral Erotic Parable of American Eve & African Adam is a racist and insane book publish...
2024-01-12 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we carved a heart with our names in it into an ancient petroglyph site and caused an international incident.
But this isn’t about us. This is ab...
2024-01-11 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I grew up with very permissive parents, as far as the '90s went. While other parents barred their children from childhood-defining properties like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers, pretty much everything was fair game in our home. There w...
2024-01-10 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway tricks Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, into a shaking fartbox for five days and all they can talk about is the 2024-01-10 12:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway tasks Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, with guessing a book series using only the reviews maniacs have left for it. It's how he gets his sick kicks!
Compromise can backfire. Sometimes, half your friends want to search tiki bars for chlamydia, and the rest want to explore the original world of Upper Earth. Pick one. Half-measures lead to Book of Erotic Fantasy, which ends your game. For reasons...
2024-01-09 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I thought it might be nice to start off the New Year by looking back at some old predictions for the new millennium. After all, most people were forecasting the new millennium would begin with a big pile of terminators surfing in on a tsunami of nuclear wa...
2024-01-08 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone is threatening your Christian family, but you don't know if you're allowed to destroy them with your mighty and righteous Christian hands. Are there laws against Christian kicks? Christian sword murder? One author set out to answer these questions ...
2024-01-05 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Alex: When we first talked about seeing this, you were frustrated with the Josephine casting and how it might play. You were 100% right. Freakin’ clairvoyant.
Lydia: So, Josephine's fertility issues were probably d...
2024-01-04 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Just after midnight, outside the last Tower Records in existence, deep in the bowels of one of Wuhan’s apartment cities, a lonely, pixelated saxophone plays. Rifling through his yellow plastic bag and grasping at hope is a desperate man on his way to now...
2024-01-03 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway is joined by respected peers Seanbaby and Alex Schmidt for a game of OK Science, the game about science. OK!
2024-01-03 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway thinks really hard and out springs Seanbaby and guest, Alex Schmidt! He asks them to read 2024-01-03 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Citizens of the bun. For too long, we’ve stood divided. Punch historians. Literate gamers. Asylum hecklers. Two anime fans. Today, the first three unite. As for the other Bunny Drop survivor, we’re used to disappointment.
We’re playing...
2024-01-02 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post