Brockway tasks Seanbaby and guest, Tom Reimann, with using the power of internet affirmations to accomplish our most impossible goal yet!
2024-07-10 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway blows a whistle that only dog murderers can hear, so Seanbaby and guest Tom Reimann come running to discuss the 2024-07-10 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been a long week, so here’s an extra cursed relic. Two, in fact. Like many problems, they’re from Princeton.
The ...
2024-07-09 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Was I the only one who was super bummed when The Sopranos turned out not to be a musical? No, I was not! I know for a fact that Hugh Jackman felt the same way because he tried to make a jaunty mafia-coded murder mystery musical, and ...
2024-07-08 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Our story today is about idiots, but it doesn't start there. It started in prison, with our author getting his skull bashed open by a homemade morning star:
2024-07-05 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Calling all Beef Kids! Aren’t you tired of activity books with too little or sometimes NO beef? Don’t worry, your favorite publisher of children’s books, the Illinois Beef Association, is back with grand adventures starring the most mystic m...
2024-07-04 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
"Alllllllllllright, pumped some iron, did my pilates, had half a cannoli then made myself throw it up (but that doesn’t mean I’m crazy, it’s just what the business demands of you). Time for my afternoon work sesh? Yeah, I’m thinking I’m ...
2024-07-03 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the Dogg Zzone animated podcast! This week we're talking to Lydia Bugg about the finale of Playing It Straight, the 2004 reality TV show about straight men hunting secret gay people. It seems like there should have been murders, but there weren't! There was only some maimi...
2024-07-03 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby ropes Brockway and Lydia Bugg into a game of MANHUNT, TARGET: HUNKS. That's right, it was a long time coming, but we're finally holding a hunk-off.
2024-07-03 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby wrangles Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, for the finale of Playing It ...
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Today’s column is just for kids! Find one.
Hey there! I’m Mr. Dayle, and I’m a teacher. Sometimes the NYPD plays rough with my students, but that probably won’t happen today. Who do the police in your town b...
2024-07-02 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine you're about to engage in the act of sexual intercourse, but first, you must get through a full Barbara Walters-style sit-down interview with your dick. Your dick has to go on 60 Minutes and explain every sexual desire you've...
2024-07-01 13:24:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Eastern Kentucky. Donna was fucking killed in...
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Brockway: I can’t beat that ...
2024-06-28 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Well i watched that We Are The World documentary bout when all the famous 80s singers saved the world with song and it was pretty good! My personal favorite p...
2024-06-27 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
At some point, society decided that babies hold the secrets of the cosmos within their tiny, still-developing brains. Countless pieces of media have explored this truth, from Baby Geniuses to Rugrats to Boss Baby 2024-06-26 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
If you prefer to actually see the hosts of a podcast, and if you further prefer to see those hosts as shark-eyed cartoon ghouls, have we got a treat for you! It's the animated podcast we made for some reason! This episode is Lydia Bugg and the 2000s reality show Playing It Straight...
2024-06-26 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's another Holiday Clown-Off! This time it's Lydia Bugg in the clown circle!
Lydia!
Get out of the clown circle!
2024-06-26 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby invites Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, onto the ol' podcast ranch to watch P...
2024-06-26 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Think of a time you claimed true revenge. Real, brutal, satisfying, justified vengeance.
No you fucking didn’t.
At least not all four. It might have been imaginary. Or useless. Or depressing. Or psychotic. But life d...
2024-06-25 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Many industries were able to thrive under the chaos of the pandemic. Slime is a multi-million dollar business now! There are slime millionaires buying homes with their goo money. However, I would argue that no industry has been able to inflate its...
2024-06-24 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes. The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway. Pro Wrestling Finishing Holds by 'Judo' Gene LeBell.
Acquaintance cards are a fad of the late 1800s. They were like business cards, but for initiating romance, in a time of sexual repression. If you wanted to initiate the merest prelude to the precursor of a first coffee date, you purchased a box of...
2024-06-20 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Decades before Bill Murray got Lost in Translation or Robin Williams shocked us all with his impeccable dramatic turns in Jakob the Liar and Bicentennial Man, another once-in-a-generation comedian was busy rein...
2024-06-19 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostRemember we have an animated podcast now! We do things first and think about them somewhere around 14th to never. This week it's David Bell talking to us about The Beekeeper: the boomer Death Wish targeting Gen Z, phone scams, and Hunter Biden!
2024-06-19 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Seanbaby HONK, It's HONK Brockway, it's David HONK Bell! It's HONK just your classic HONK HONK Holi-HONK-day Clown-Off! (HONK.)
2024-06-19 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby, Brockway, and guest David Bell - henceforth known as The Buzz Boyzz - watch their ...
2024-06-19 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Marihuana gave us Dwain Esper in panic mode. And left the question: is he fucking with us? Could it be less old Reefer Madness,...
2024-06-18 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1948 every comic book company wanted a piece of the Archie IP. Horny nerds were in, and thus the Archie knockoffs were born, Freddy, Howie, Dudley, Binky, Cookie, Scooter, Buzzy, Wilbur, but surprisingly not Freckles and His Friends. L...
2024-06-17 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 2 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Putnam County. Thank...
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