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Ch 69 Phase 1 Part 1

If you looked down from the sky, the small island of Grey Gallows partially resembled a banana, a very crooked and hexagonal-shaped one, but still a banana, wider in the middle and thinner at the edges.

According to Jon's rough calculation, a total of three thousand-something pirates were residing on this island at the moment, and that's o...

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Ch 13 "Shy" Boy? Part 2

"That... is so stupid," Dean murmured with a bewildered expression on his face, "Wouldn't anyone be able to access their common rooms then?"

"Maybe that was the point. Helga Hufflepuff was quite well known to be welcoming towards every one..." Ron shrugged. He had also been a bit sceptical after reading the method to enter the common room ...

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Ch 13 "Shy" Boy? Part 1

"What happened? Why did you stop here?" Dean asked in a bewildered whisper as he hurriedly ran out of the portrait hole, with the Fat lady snoring in it, only to find all four boys standing there outside the Gryffindor common room whispering to each other with confused looks on their faces.

All four of them awkwardly looked at each other b...

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Ch 68 Secret Weapon Part 2

A few hours later, they reached the shore with the morning sun brightening up the sky, but since Jon had told Bran, Gared's son, to lead the company to the nearest coast he could find, there wasn't a proper dock here, so all their ships were anchored in the distance in the shallow waters and were not sending small rowing boats turn by turn to pi...

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Ch 68 Secret Weapon Part 1

It was the hour of the wolf, the darkest time of the night just before the first rays of the Sun washed away the darkness.

In a medieval world like Planetos, the night represented the unknown, the terrifying, the time when even the bravest of knights were hesitant to go outside and this fear of the unknown was magnified a hundred times out...

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Ch 12 If you go, We go!! Part 1

"Alright, Seamus. Did you get the glasses?" Ron asked as he impatiently sat between Harry and Neville on the floor.

"Huh? Oh, Yes." Seamus hurriedly nodded his head and turned back to pull a small bag from under his bed before taking five intricate goblets out of it, "These were the only ones I could nick from Great Hall..."

"Haha, N...

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Ch 12 If you go, We go!! Part 2

As Ron kneeled down and opened the bag to take out the second bottle of Fire whisky, he found an extra something that he had completely forgotten about— a small vial of crystal clear liquid.

It took a few seconds for him to remember that it was something called the Soul-Freeze, a liquid potion meant to enhance the taste of Firewhisky by ...

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Ch 67 Tell me... Everything. Part 2

There were many big and small islands in the chain of rocky islands that make up the Stepstones. But only a few of them were famous and big enough for people other than pirates to know of their names.

The biggest and most famous one was of course Bloodstone Island having previously been a host for not only half a dozen petty Pirate kings b...

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Ch 67 Tell me... Everything. Part 1

"Wolf's blood?" Robb asked in a bewildered tone and the massive shadow cat sitting by his side nodded in a humane manner. "You want me to find out about Wolf's blood?"

Robb and Jon were sitting beside the icy pool in the Godswood of Winterfell. Robb was there in person while Jon was there in the mind of Tiger his Shadow Cat.

Now, nor...

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Ch 11 Lady Hands? Part 2

"Because I-I..."

"Dragon Pox," came the whisper of an almost inaudible voice breaking the tense atmosphere.

"What?!" asked the Shopkeeper in an incredulous tone.

"I-I have Dragon Pox," Ron said hurriedly, repeating the excuse that Sirius had supplied him with, hoping with all his might that it would work.

"Oh..." Almost i...

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Ch 11 Lady Hands? Part 1

The village of Hogsmeade looked a completely different place after 7 pm, the exact time after which the curfew for the students at Hogwarts began.

The locals closed their candy shops and their joke shops and gathered in droves inside the only two pubs in the Village.

They stop minding their words so much and start cussing to their he...

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Ch 66 Wolf's Blood Part 2

The shop was situated in the prime location near the dock where everyone who landed in Braavos would have to pass through so it wouldn't take them more than ten minutes to reach it.

Along the way, Jon decided to ask in detail about the incident because of which he had to come here in such a hurry.

"...And since I wanted the new wargs...

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Ch 66 Wolf's Blood Part 1

A few days later, the commander arrived back at the Company of Rose with a wide smile on his face as if he had gotten very good news on his venture to the city of Myr.

But on the very next day that he returned a party of seven consisting of Jon, Sam, Oberyn, Obara, Commander Gared and a few others from the company, left the Camp on the fas...

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Ch 10 It's Your Duty Part 2

Using his almost half a decade of memories roaming these walls, as well as the infamous map in his hands, Ron was able to choose the quickest paths on the way and move towards the entrance hall without encountering any student, professor, or ghost, since most of them were at the feast.

He could have used the cloak for more stealth but that...

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Ch 10 It's Your Duty Part 1

"What are you two up to?" Hermione asked, her eyes narrowed in suspicion as she saw the two of them sneakily talking to each other and immediately heading for the stairs the moment they had entered the Gryffindor tower.

The two have been acting strange since Ron whispered something to Harry outside the library. And while she didn't know wh...

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Ch 65 Dark wings, Dark words Part 2

Gill was bored...

He was alone in a foreign land sitting inside an absurdly expensive shop that was empty and had no merchandise to sell at the moment.

His only job at the moment was to sit on a chair behind the counter and answer the same query about when their shipping company was going to go on their next excursion.

During t...

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Ch 65 Dark wings, Dark words Part 1

"...to kill the person you hate the most in the world,"

The effects of Jon's words were almost immediate as Oberyn's eyes widened in red-hot anger at the mere mention of his most hated enemy and for a moment it almost seemed as if he was going to lunge at Jon and get into melee right there and then.

But at the last moment, he closed ...

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Ch 9 The Map, The Cloak, And The Mirror Part 2

[Quest Alert!]

[Conquer the Library (1)]

[Description: The Hogwarts Library with its illustrious history has long been considered a treasure trove for all the book lovers in the Wizarding World. Scour its infamous bookshelves and devour all the valued information in its countless books to sol...

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Ch 9 The Map, The Cloak, And The Mirror Part 1

Three days...

For three-whole-bloody-days! Ron had to stay cooped up on the bed of the hospital wing with only Hermione and the occasional visitor to keep him company.

Until finally, the Honourable Madam Pomfrey deemed them well enough to leave her sanctuary.

With half of his soul being that of a Modern man, it was almost tortu...

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Ch 64 Kill who? Part 2

The camp of the Company of Rose which had been mostly empty for the past few days was bustling once again, as the victorious soldiers began ambling in.

Every single returning warrior had a wide smile on his face, and even the injured ones were laughing and joking.

The atmosphere didn't feel at all as if the sellswords were coming bac...

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Ch 64 Kill who? Part 1

Behind the ten reserve ships of the pirate fleet stood a massive Galleon. And unlike the other pirate's ships which were all different varieties of thin sleek galleys, the Galleon was bigger, fancier and much better equipped, because, after all, it was the Ravager's personal ship, as such, it had to have the corresponding dignity.

In fact,...

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Ch 8 Uptight Ass Part 2

Daphne was late.

She was supposed to meet her sister more than an hour ago to take her out of the hospital wing, but she'd been so engrossed in a recent addition in the library named "The New Ancient Curse 3" that she had lost track of time, and now she was having to rush as fast as she could so that her sister didn't throw too much of a t...

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Ch 8 Uptight Ass Part 1

[Quest Complete]

[Reward: Exp +10, The Bloodline Curse (2)]

[Quest Alert!]

[The Bloodline Curse(2)]

[Description: When you hate your foe so much that you want them and their descendants to suffer for a long long time... that is when you place this...

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Ch 7 Quests Part 2

[Healer's Initiation (1)]

[Objective - Get the healer to agree to take you under her wings as her assistant and teach you all the intricacies involved in healing minor wounds and ailments]

[ Reward: Healing Lv 1, Exp +100]

[Requirements: Read Ten Basic Books related to ...

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Ch 7 Quests Part 1

"Was that an impression of me, Mr Weasley?" hearing Mcgonagall's stern no-nonsense voice from behind him, just seconds after making fun of her was the stuff of nightmares that even a boggart couldn't conjure. All of them gulped and turned around towards her.

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Ch 63 Pirate King Part 2

The second that Obara's horse kicked off towards him, Jon was on his feet with his sword in his hand.

But even though he could, with his reaction speed, Jon decided neither to use his sword to kill the horse nor to roll out of the way and dodge. Instead what he did was just simply look into the eyes of the horse with an intense expression....

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Ch 63 Pirate King Part 1

"Should we make a stop and pitch our tent now, Father," Obara asked while glancing towards the slowly darkening sky as they rode their horses through a rough rocky path amidst flatland filled with grasses.

They had left the Camp of Cats about an hour and a half ago, and while they weren't galloping at their fastest speed at the moment like...

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Ch 6 "Boy Talk" Part 2

"You were gone for an awfully long time," commented Hermione as she saw him come back from the bathroom.

Ginny only had a broken ankle so Madam Pomfrey had been able to fix her in jiffy, and Neville similarly was only physically injured so he too was immediately healed and released from the hospital wing.

And while Luna had a case of...

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Ch 6 "Boy Talk" Part 1

[Quest: Save Sirius]

[Status: Complete]

[Reward: Stats +2, Exp +300]

"Now, let's see," Ron mumbled with an excited look on his face, "Where should I add these points..."

[Status]

Name: Ronald Weasley (Sam)

Level: 15 (3...

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Ch 62 Is is time? Part 2

"Is it time?"

The gruff voice shook Gared out of his concentration, so he lowered the far-eye from his face and turned towards the Tattered Prince, before replying, "No, but it will be soon..."

The Tattered Prince was the first and only commander of the sellswords company, Windblown. He was a fifty-something-year-old man, with silver...

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