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Celestial Path Chapter 7

Waking up the next day, I awoke to the sounds of birds ringing out through Konoha's lovely seemingly eternally hot as fuck summer days.

So with a groan of annoyance at waking up especially early, I got up, and headed over to the Ninja Academy to get ready for the following day. 

As I needed to learn what the hell I needed to do ...

The One Above The Heavens Chapter 16 Alt POV's

She was torn... And Lorelei Barthomeloi, the Queen of the Clock Tower did not at all appreciate being confused nor torn about anything.

On one hand. Ninety percent of all blood-sucking monsters, filth, studies of dark magecraft, and their users were obliterated in the course of a couple of minutes.

On the other hand however. The fuck...

Arm Cannons

Jake's arm cannon's he ripped straight from the best warsmith Perty.

Bloody Evolution Chapter 5

The following days while waiting for my dual arm cannons were spent running between the local library and other places for Prinz and I to get used to this world. I had learned more about the Royal Family of Vale, and the important Duke's who were a very minor kingdom in of themselves that held a fiefdom outside of Vale's walls.

First of al...

Lewd Worm Cyoa Chapter 66

Holding the letter directed towards myself... I for a moment thought about just tearing it apart at the thought of getting a letter from Riser of all people. But knowing that was immature, I slowly opened the letter and began reading it.

[Hello Jake Barris

I hope this letter of inquiry finds you in good health, and that your great ba...

Bloody Evolution Chapter 4 Alt POV

Artoria Arc sat on her couch staring blankly at the official notice addressed to her.

The day had started so terribly as well. Her coffee mug's handle snapped when she went to take a drink coating her lap in hot coffee that only her aura protected her from. She stubbed her toe when she went into the kitchen to get a rag to clean up the cof...

Upgrades Chapter 78

Blake Belladonna was a beautiful young woman... With long black hair that crested down to her knees in a luscious black curtain, her form was tight with hidden muscle hidden by a layer of soft feminine artistry.

And her top half had nothing to write home to complain about. A good happy handful-sized C-cup breasts that would fit and slightl...

Paladin of Shadows Chapter 19

After some thinking through dinner as I considered my options of a god/goddesses to make another contract with in order to gain a hopefully offensive spell or skill. I came up with two options.

Of which the following day we could literally just go to their Familia homes and try to get an audience with them. First was Astraea, she had an op...

Celestial Path Chapter 6

There was a tense moment of silence before Kushina brushed a hand down her face and after taking a breath she said with bemusement. "I am Kushina Uzumaki... I am the Fourth Hokage's wife. So while he is busy doing other important work, I am helping doing some of the menial work." 

I blinked at hearing that and honestly, I easily accep...

Weekly Update

Monday- Celestial Path
Tuesday-Danmachi/Paladin, Upgrades
Wednesday- Lewd Worm Cyoa, Bloody Evolution
Thursday- Campione
Friday- Martial Teyvat, Lewd Worm Cyoa
Saturday- Lewd Worm Cyoa, Nier
Sunday- Marvelous Shop

Last Day Bunker Chapter 1

When my death came for me... I dodged that shit like I dodged my taxes, paternity tests, and ex-girlfriends trying to reconnect.

I knew the end was neigh upon society as we knew it today... They were putting so many fucking chemicals in the water nowadays that it was literally making the frogs gay!

I may have been a bit of a crackpot...

Bloody Evolution Chapter 3.5 Alt POV

The endless black ashes carried through the wind. Roars of countless fiends filled the air with their fury. And humanity stood undaunted.

Nay, they spat in the face of their Doom. Day by day, dozens of men and women died on the walls of Vale as they pushed back the never-ending tide of Grimm from their walls.

The roar of anti-air gun...

Broken Hearts. Mended Lives Chapter 16

From Boston Massachusetts, we continued driving west only stopping at one of the vampire's hidey-holes to pick up their horde of collected silver and gold that the immortals had collected over the millennia that they had been alive.

We stopped on the first day to rest through the sunny daylight hours in a hotel in New York at that point. A...

Upgrades Chapter 77

Once Eris was gone, I wrote down a note on the table directed towards Tina and Tamamo on where I had put the Astraea Familia's repaired/slightly upgraded weapons in my workshop. And that I would be stepping out for a bit to do something.

With that written down I decided to go see how the Belladonna's were.

I knocked on the door of th...

Aeon of Creation Chapter 1

"You know. When you make it your life goal to get smothered in some big elf titties... Maybe you should also make sure that said cosplayer woman doesn't have chronic narcolepsy, my dude." 

But I thumped a fist to my chest as I grinned with and said hesitation. "Fucking worth it... Plus she was probably going to kill me when she woke u...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 36

The kill team, and sabotage team quickly met back up, and together we returned back to base with Barghest and the Cadian Guardsmen reporting me on the slight issues they had.

Namely two men and a woman died after they awoke Deamonhost after setting off the explosives.

Which... Yeah, it sucked that the enhanced super soldiers died. Bu...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 41

The location I chose was based on a large plateau atop a sloped mountain leading to the ocean to the east. Granted the placement would make pumping the water from the ocean into the factory more of an issue, but I was fine with that to have the protection of a fuck off tall cliffside to keep random monsters from gleefully coming onto my factory....

Upgrades Chapter 76

With my door locked by Eris as she followed me into my room, I took a seat on the small couch that was opposite a couple of chairs with a table separating the chairs and couch that was in front of my king-sized bed.

And as Eris naturally walked over and elegantly took a seat in front of me I was able to take in her form as she settled into...

Kitsune in Teyvat Chapter 22

After I awoke from my nap, and Shenhe finished her session of deep meditation that was apparently even better than sleeping for her. We quickly continued our journey towards Liyue City and with a couple of hours of travel we had reached the coastal city.

And once we got there I could feel Shenhe shivering in place as she held my kitsune's ...

Commissioned Art

Decided to get a bit of commissioned art done and thought Jake with Hinata just chilling would be nice lol.

I hope you guys like it!

Marvelous Shop, Chapter 1

"Ok, I have seen many a Jake who died from violent, horrific ways, whether it be before their reincarnation or even after as they sometimes don't make the cut or are just unlucky. But you... You died in a pretty distinct way." 

My sponsor flicked my file around for emphasis before dropping it and continuing. "Death by high-pressure na...

The Red Priest and Blue Slime Chapter 35

Me and my companions watched as King Gazel Dwargo flew down on his Pegasus towards us and I mused that even his mount was fairly strong... But no, I could feel Gazel's power and I knew he was still above me and Rimuru still with how she hadn't become a demon lord yet.

And its not like I was going to become a saint in this world... Though m...

Upgrades Chapter 75

The helmet worked its wonders on all the slaves but two of them... They were just broken exactly like the soulless husks I used to fuse into Tamamo. And as such the helmet didn't even work on them as there was no soul for it to interface between said soul and the mind.

But with all the slaves freed, and their free will returned. Then came ...

Gamer Chapter 41.5 Alt POV

Andromeda was a woman on a mission.

Silently she crept through the night. The harpies who once would attempt to eat her had been cowed, beaten and humiliated into obedience. Their chirps that could give away her position had been silenced under her Celestial Bronze-toed boots over the last couple of weeks.

And swiftly she reached the...

Weekly Update

Monday- Upgrades, Tensura
Tuesday- Marvelous Shop
Wednesday- Kitsune, Upgrades
Thursday- Martial Teyvat Shortbus
Friday- Aeon of Creation,
Saturday- Upgrades, Broken Hearts
Sunday- Last Day Bunker

Gamer Chapter 41

An agreement was made with Gunhild made with the woman saying she was going to prepare a Geass for her and her daughter's surrender. I meanwhile went and collected Yuki, Arianna, and the Nephilim, Alicia Clemice.

And by the time we returned to the royal palace, Kiyohime had finished her grizzly work and I sent her a nod as she demurely too...

Lewd Worm Cyoa Chapter 65

Obviously Kunou and Yasaka needed some time alone for themselves as Yasaka was dealing with the information about her coming pregnancy. Kunou wanted to spend more time with her mom.

And I myself needed to head on back home to Kuoh, as I needed to get my group together and ready to leave Kuoh and establish my force between Kuoh and Kyoto ac...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 35

You wanna know something sad? A bunch of Halo Spartan's being thrown at Gurellia militia rebels who didn't want to pay taxes or whatever... Wanna know something even sadder?

A bunch of zombies and mutated guardsmen against several squads of Captain America's and Winter Soldier's who were armored in power armor. Their weapons were strong en...

Hero Within, Monster Without Chapter 15 Partly Alt POV

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Elsa and Annika, Broken Hearts

As said on the title, Elsa with the silvery hair. Annika with the blond and both are Nordic vampire nuns if you guys forgotten.

Religion in Marvel can get weird...