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2016-03-02 21:41:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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2016-03-02 21:41:35 +0000 UTC View PostA part of Liv would miss happy-go-lucky brain, but ever since the boat, she preferred to take life as it was, rather than how she’d like it to be. Otherwise, she would’ve taken a Scientology pamphlet a long time ago.
New brain was a case of autoerotic asphyxiation, and in a woman no less. Liv almost felt proud. Took dedication for a girl ...
2016-03-02 00:45:04 +0000 UTC View PostSafely ensconced in her sheets, Gilda was actually thinking about Liv at the moment. However, if Liv knew, she would hardly be flattered. Gilda was thinking of sucking Major off while Liv was there, maybe inside Max Rager’s zombie containment unit, watching while Gilda deprived her of brain in all kinds of ways.
It was a pretty sick fantasy...
2016-03-01 19:01:35 +0000 UTC View PostMary Jane sat down beside her on the bed, the mattress stirring gently with her added weight. Gwen moaned even at that un-seismic shift. Her head was swimming; she felt dizzy even lying down. She hadn’t drunk, but she felt as though she was loaded, sloshed, hammered. She pondered sending MJ out to get her some hair of the dog that bit her, wonder...
2016-03-01 01:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, so I plan on closing the month out with a few time-sensitive commissions, then take a short break to revise the novel more, then back to business. I'll keep going with the Spider-Man story during that time so you'll have something to tide you over. I've published it on Livejournal, but not AO3 or FF.net, so it's probably new to a lot of yo...
2016-02-28 02:15:42 +0000 UTC View PostDick’s arms were tightly coiled around his chest. In a normal man, it would just have looked like someone crossing their arms, but Diana could see the strain of the muscles, hear the rush of blood as he forced himself to remain neutral.
“Catalina Flores,” he said simply.
Diana didn’t flinch from his anger, tightly controlled as ...
2016-02-26 19:11:12 +0000 UTC View PostDick’s arms were tightly coiled around his chest. In a normal man, it would just have looked like someone crossing their arms, but Diana could see the strain of the muscles, hear the rush of blood as he forced himself to remain neutral.
“Catalina Flores,” he said simply.
Diana didn’t flinch from his anger, tightly controlled...
2016-02-25 19:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe grounds of the Mansion were green and clear, the landscaping undisturbed, the lawn unharmed long enough for the grass to grow to a respectable height. The Professor had kept it at that discretely manicured country club height, like he was ashamed that all that green was alive, but Scott let it grow. The longer it grew, the bigger the vic...
2016-02-24 21:11:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe grounds of the Mansion were green and clear, the landscaping undisturbed, the lawn unharmed long enough for the grass to grow to a respectable height. The Professor had kept it at that discretely manicured New England height, like he was ashamed that all that green was alive, but Scott let it grow. The longer it grew, the bigger the victory.
J'onn opened the doors of the van and got a real surprise. Several, in fact.
First, that it was a woman who had hidden herself under the raincoat.
Second, that she was naked, and hot enough for J'onn to be thankful for it.
Third, that she was fucking Emma with a strap-on.
And fourth, he supposed, that Emma was a ...
2016-02-22 21:42:50 +0000 UTC View PostI know this isn't where much room for plot in a fic where the premise is literally just "Scott Summers fucks a lot of different women," but I do at least try to adhere to a believable, canon characterization, so with Madelyne, I wanted to see about Scott legitimately trying for a 'second chance.' We might still get the infamous Goblyn Queen costume...
2016-02-21 14:50:27 +0000 UTC View PostScott recognized instantly where he was now. The suite Warren had rented in the Waldorf-Astoria. The whole thing was burnt into his memory. The first time Jean had come back to him. It was almost disturbing how much he remembered. He let himself be led to the room, let himself go into it, and there she was. As sweet and innocent as she’d been bef...
2016-02-21 14:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post“That was a long time ago,” Jean said suddenly, a decisive end to the conversation. “I shouldn’t expect—“
“What?” Madeline interrupted herself, so alike to Jean in that moment that it could’ve burnt Scott. “To get some sympathy when you’re scared and traumatized? To have an old friend care about you? Or an old friend’s...
2016-02-20 21:53:26 +0000 UTC View PostScott recognized instantly where he was now. The suite Warren had rented in the Walford-Astoria. The whole thing was burnt into his memory. The first time Jean had come back to him. It was almost disturbing how much he remembered. He let himself be led to the room, let himself go into it, and there she was. As sweet and innocent as she’d been bef...
2016-02-20 08:52:42 +0000 UTC View PostSchloss Falke was quite the castle, built nearly into the mountainside it occupied. It had been designed to stand strong against medieval foes, but would be nearly as hard to breach for modern ones. Short of an airstrike, the place was impenetrable.
Fortunately, Peggy was proving more destructive than an airstrike.
She pulled layers of fals...
2016-02-19 18:56:48 +0000 UTC View PostStanding before the dressing room’s full-length mirror, Sue regarded her reflection. Everything had been rather ordinary, dull even… she’d returned home, her serving girl had helped her out of the dress, and naturally Reed wasn’t anywhere near bed, the man working late so she’d had no one to get drunk with her, no one to dance with her, n...
2016-02-19 10:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostJason knocked at the door—a hastily but professionally assembled front of plywood assembled in the middle of the studio space to form the façade of a house. From any other angle but the camera’s, it was as obvious a fake as any Western town in a Hollywood backlot. But the director, See-More, liked that touch. Said it was meta, post-modern. Aft...
2016-02-18 20:04:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe dildo looked twice as big as the last one. It was so big that the goddess had to use two hands to hold it, the shaft at least a foot long, and it was inches bigger around than Paula had ever taken before.
When the bulging tip touched the mouth of her pussy, it felt like the butt of a rifle was trying to get inside.
“Do you feel it...
2016-02-18 02:05:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Messerschmitt Bf 109 clawed through the air, its engines starting to feel the effects of depleting fuel as the precious fuel-air mixture feeding them drifted out of alignment. The propellers ever so slightly varied their perfectionist rhythm, the deep-set swimming stroke that actually allowed the fighter plane’s cannons to fire between the ch...
2016-02-17 17:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostJust a heads up to keep everyone in the loop.
-I know the RPF story didn't contain the celebrities who were voted on, but I wanted to establish the conceit and make a big splash first off, with subsequent chapters spending more time on the characters and individual circumstances. This 'pilot' gave everyone a bit of short shrift, and that was ...
2016-02-17 04:43:11 +0000 UTC View PostFelicia left slowly, giving Selina plenty of time to realize what an ass she was being and apologize. She dressed in her own room, in front of the three full-length mirrors that showed off both her profiles, and her full frontal. First, she admired her body. There was a wistful longing in it now, knowing that Selina’s was identical—that while s...
2016-02-15 21:25:02 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m sorry I wasn’t able to come up,” Jaime said, letting the robe fall open as soon as he’d shut the door behind them. His costume was as tattered and torn as one would expect from dealing with crime from a Two-Face or a Man-Bat, rather than a Penny Plunderer. He sounded sincere enough. “The city needed my help…”
“We needed you...
2016-02-15 15:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostFelicia whimpered softly as the strap-on slid out of her, dripping both her own juices and the fluids that had leaked over the mount with Selina’s own arousal. High-end lubricants and a few pharmaceutical enhancements had made her hornier than a jackrabbit, so that hours of relentless friction, interrupted only (‘only’) by her multiple orgasm...
2016-02-14 18:50:22 +0000 UTC View PostIf quantum physics is true and there is a universe for all possible histories and futures, then there is an infinite number of universes where you're banging Emma Watson.
That’s a joke on the internet, but not too far removed from reality. And once you realize that, it really shifts your perspective. I mean, this universe—it’s a little ...
2016-02-14 17:05:54 +0000 UTC View PostTraci had barely been in his house for twelve seconds before the shower was on and she was under the spray. Jaime didn’t even have time to warn her about how long it took for the water to heat up. Didn’t matter, he supposed. When you were covered in Lower Demon guck, you really couldn’t be too concerned with how much you shivered while you go...
2016-02-13 19:56:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe ballroom moved in elegant repose, everything stately, everything formal, the dances like the fastidious clockwork of some masterful mechanism. It was a testament to Sue’s beauty that she managed to make the machine skip a beat.
She arrived in the latest fashion, a white dress near to skin-tight, a gem the size of a man’s f...
2016-02-10 23:12:47 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, the writing's coming along well. This month, I'm going to try to get some of the longer fics finished. I don't like the thought of having two, say, X-Men longfics going at the same time, and I do have a pretty interesting idea for an X-Men 'dating sim' where the readers (that's you) can decide between which ladies the main character will get ...
2016-02-10 19:23:21 +0000 UTC View PostThe change happened during a normal sparring session.
Deep in the Foundry, Thea was going sticks and sticks with Laurel, enjoying herself, joking about which of them would win—typical Saturday night for a girl with a master assassin father and a superhero brother. Then she felt it deep in her guts, a hand slammed behind her eyes, something ...
2016-02-10 19:14:28 +0000 UTC View PostEarth-617
The woman that strode into Felicia’s apartment for their appointment definitely looked sexy enough. She was tall and trim, her jacket classy, her skirt knee-length, her powder-blue Oxford blouse tight enough to be interesting, with her thin, classical face further delineated by a set of black spectacles. Her brown hair was cut sho...
2016-02-05 17:03:42 +0000 UTC View Post