Hermione's minigame teaser
Well hello again!
We hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and remains safe and well. We made a test release and so without going into great detail, we are going to have a poll:
How would you rate the Live2d test?
This poll will be rather important so we can gauge overall performance. We would love to hear individual fee...
2020-11-30 16:51:02 +0000 UTC View PostWell hello again!
We hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and remains safe and well. As you might’ve noticed, we’ve made a Live2D test recently to try out the new functionality and collect feedback about the overall quality and performance. Here’s a glimpse at what’s inside that build.
Hey folks! While you wait for the next content drop, you may as well try Inquisitor Trainer developed by our friends and colleagues Adeptus Celeng!
This game takes place in the darkest times of humanity. The Imperium is threatened by enemies. Inquisitors— agents dedicated to preserving Mankind are far from omnipotent. So...
2020-11-26 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello folks!
Upd. Patrons who pledge in pounds or euro may have problem with access, sent to us private message, we give you a link
Christmas is coming, and so are the update for our Live2D animation demo. This time, it's Hermione.
As always, you can grab it from here ...
2020-11-25 16:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostAhoy! Well, another 10 days have passed. A new season is upon us. As we go into winter and the holiday season Benq is stitching together some new s...
2020-11-20 07:18:10 +0000 UTC View PostWinner of the giveaway is: lHavikl
And now, as promised, a “few” words from our coders.
Andy is currently not only the developer of our game, but also one of the developers for the RenPy engine, on which numerous visual novels have and are being w...
2020-11-16 04:34:56 +0000 UTC View PostAnother 10 days and a holiday behind us! We hope everyone had a great Halloween! We have been hard at work getting Renpy ready for live2d and working out the kinks. Andy has been working on it as well, and it looks like we might have it ready soon :)
With that, Joe is also creating some documentation for a smooth handoff,...
2020-11-10 18:24:08 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate for those who can't start the game.
If the game is not starting for you, i.e. you try to open it and nothing happens, make sure that the path to the game's folder does not contain any non-english symbols, for example Cyrillic (д, ё, ж etc.), Scandinavian (æ, ø, å) or similar from other lang...
2020-11-09 21:03:16 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings to all of our Patrons, this is the head of the Sad Crab Company, Khan.
Recently, an idea came to mind to answer the questions and comments of our patrons (especially the ones from the comments to the news of 10/10/2020). It seems to me that it will be more convenient to publish something like a game development diary, which would...
2020-11-05 16:58:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Another 10 days have passed, as we transition to Joe just writing, we are moving over the planning and ideas that h...
2020-10-31 20:44:58 +0000 UTC View PostBear witness to Monica plummeting down the social ladder. You will get full control over her character and make various decisions which will affect the plot. There are a lot of other pretty girls in the game as well.
This game has a lot of different settings, realistic gfx, animations, and an exciting story. It’s powered by t...
2020-10-22 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostAnother 10 day, another update. As it is, we are working on the new release. Joe is finishing his dating scenes, and has been delayed by his real job. Our apologies for that, when it rains it pours. Andy has diligently been working on the engine update which will be the focus of the next update. So let’s hope everything goes as pla...
2020-10-20 09:43:58 +0000 UTC View PostAs all of you know, one of the primary goals of our game is to bring boobs to the masses. We have emphasized the proportions of our heroines to make this clear. As such, we feel it’s only proper that we bring awareness to all of the lost lives to breast cancer. While it’s sad, and research is ongoing, those who are diagnosed with advan...
2020-10-15 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostFixes, fixes, fixes… We hope that with the release everyone can see the amount of work put into bug fixes and redressing a great many issues. While we do have content to put in, rather than rush that content out of the door, we decided to redress more important things. We hope that everyone appreciates this approach, and perhaps it...
2020-10-09 18:23:32 +0000 UTC View PostWe've recently updated the Android version to work on older versions. It should now install and work properly on the devices with the Android version 7.0 and higher. It should fix the problems for those who could not install the game getting the error "App was not installed". If your game worked just fine prior to this update - you d...
2020-10-01 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Here we are again, another 10 days and a lot more pressure upon us. Xandria stuff has been edited and added, we need to finally polish, add objectives and test it. We are planning on going into testing on the 25th. The idea is to not add anything beyond this date and stick to our plans. However, Joe has some things...
2020-09-19 21:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
So, another 10 days and some progress to report. We will be adding Xandria content this release and pushing into Chapter 2 of Act II. Like with previous releases, you will see that it’s barebones when you initially push. Why? Well the entire structure of the game will change dramatically as the story is written further and the gam...
2020-09-10 10:03:45 +0000 UTC View Post
According to numerous requests, we have prepared for You a live Wallpaper for your desktop from the menu of our game
How to use this wallpaper in Wallpaper Engine:
1. Download the archive and extract the contents.
2. In Wallpaper Engine choose "Editor".
3. Choose "Create wallpaper".
4. Open the extracte...
2020-09-01 11:40:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s that time again, so, what’s going on and what have we been doing? Well, bugs ahoy, more have been fixed and the new stuff we have with dating is still being worked on. Unfortunately - and we don’t get into this frequently - but personal, real life stuff has impacted JoeBanks, both a car and money stolen; life happen...
2020-08-30 08:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s that time once again, and what news do we have? Well, with the new changes coming to Renpy 7.4 we have been trying to get ready for it. This entails a lot of shit work that no one enjoys, not us, nor the player. Why? Well for one, old art has to be revisited and retouched and layers reorganized to support stuff fo...
2020-08-20 19:02:10 +0000 UTC View PostMore soon
2020-08-20 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In a world where the supernatural is commonplace and magic flows as freely as water, there reside heavenly beings, beasts, and demons who are as real and numerous as leaves on a tree. Under the watch of Ana, the Mother Goddess, demi-humans of a wondrous variety thrive in Her idyllic, matriarchal society.
You play a...
2020-08-15 05:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post