*This is shaping up to be a 4-5 parter. #2 will be out by tomorrow with more coming next weekend!
**Also, the very generic 'Red Bird' is because after finishing a majority of it, I realized I couldn't find an actual red bird with a pale chest...which will matter more in part 2. This is what happens when...
2023-12-31 21:51:44 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not real. It can't be real. Right? RIGHT? The news is lying! That's the kind of shit that happens in weird porn, not in real life. Men across the world absolutely cannot be growing boobs! Wait, are...are my nipples starting to itch? No, NO...I'm just freaking myself out. Yeah...
Holy sh...
2023-12-30 15:11:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Santa, please come in. Thank you for meeting with us on such short notice. We know this is a busy time of year for everyone.
What is the meaning of this? Why aren’t you elves making toys?
Oh, we’re still hard at work. Don’t you worry about that. But Santa, we need to take a moment to talk about the future. You have an image pro...
2023-12-25 18:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
"Are you seriously going jogging the first morning of our vacation?" My girlfriend Amber asked.
"Hey babe, I gotta keep the bod in shape. We're not all as lucky as you to be naturally fit," I replied.
"Right, how stupid of me, thinking you would take any time off from yourself for us. Fine, I’m heading to the beach. You ...
2023-12-25 00:28:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Ahh, Mr...Finch is it? Welcome, welcome! I am Dr. Blake, and I will be overseeing your case while you are with us. I understand this is a trying time, but we here at the Blake Clinic will endeavor to make your stay as painless and even, dare I say, pleasurable as possible. Now, for a brief review, you have been diagnosed with a rather...
2023-12-23 16:04:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Ploppy waited. That’s pretty much all Ploppy did. Life as a slime was good, but not much happened and Ploppy was bored. Slimes shouldn’t get bored. All the other slimes said so. Ploppy didn't care though. Ploppy was its own kind of slime. Still, bored or not, Ploppy waited like a good slime.
Eww! I hate this place, Penelope whined. The...
2023-12-17 19:22:30 +0000 UTC View Post
