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My Shed Art’s Getting Weirder

My Shed Art’s Getting Weirder

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PODCAST 132 - The Return of the Chief

PODCAST 132 - The Return of the Chief

He's back. Order is restored. We're still banging on about the same old shite... and it feels good.

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He’s Back.

He’s Back.

Out later today.

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PODCAST 131 - She Bited my Ballbag

PODCAST 131 - She Bited my Ballbag

Hot, fresh drivel with that dirty little slut Nico.

Sorry for everything.

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Nico Investigates.

Nico Investigates.

Nico is desperate for me to tell you all that he has recorded a ‘Philip Schofield Special’ and it’s available exclusively on his Patreon. This is absolutely not a shameless exploitation of a scandal to boost his own coffers. No, he genuinely believes that he broke this story, despite simply reading rumours on Twitter years ago like we all ...

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PODCAST 130 - The Bubble

PODCAST 130 - The Bubble

Should society be more like an overpriced holiday resort? I argue yes.


(I think I said I was in Walmer instead of Woburn)

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I Ballsed Up

I Ballsed Up

Sorry, failed to record last night (too tired/stressed so took Ritalin at midnight but still too tired plus wired. Awake til 5am. Stressed as fuck. Had to get up and get to CentreParcs) so now I’m at CentreParcs with the family and had a mad stressful day (how can neither of my kids ride a bike properly?) I’ll record the solo as soon as I ca...

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Give us some topics for a solo?

Give us some topics for a solo?

Please X

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Merchandise!

Merchandise!

What podcast catchphrases/quotes/themes would you like on a T-Shirt? Any suggestions before I start designing? I’m gonna make them look like cool band shirts so only people in the know will recognise what they are.

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PODCAST 129 - Pickleback

PODCAST 129 - Pickleback

150 chaotic minutes of heartwarming drivel.


(I got the leggings and they're itchy and make me look like a twat. Returning.)

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PODCAST 128 - Doctor Showbiz

PODCAST 128 - Doctor Showbiz

I can't stop thinking about hiking tights. I can imagine how good they'd feel. This has nothing to do with the show really, it's just all I can think about. I was thinking about it all the way through this chat with  Nico.

Outdoorsy leggings for men, is it even right? I'm not going to do the school run in them paired with Ugg Boots an...

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I’m Back

I’m Back

From a lovely, restorative visit to Middle Earth. Feel much better and I’m now addicted to hiking and the researching of over-priced products related to hiking.

Back to grim reality with a bump though as I’m talking to Captain Seaside tonight.

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More of this shit.

More of this shit.

It’s a process.

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PODCAST 127 - Chuck Norris's Wife

PODCAST 127 - Chuck Norris's Wife

Is this art?

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Seek Mental Health

Seek Mental Health

(As mentioned on the latest podcast)

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PODCAST 126 - It's Not The End of the World

PODCAST 126 - It's Not The End of the World

Another two-way therapy session with Captain Seaside.

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Roy and Lionel - Experts in Everything

Roy and Lionel - Experts in Everything

1Send your problems, queries, dirty pictures and questions to Roy and Lionel. As niche as you like cos us fellas are worldly-wise in every possible subject from 1dating, medi 👍🏼cine and DIY all the way to AI, especially if they’ve done a thing about in on The One Show.

Send emails to our email address as below:

adviceneeded@...

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PODCAST 125 - Sir Michael and Sir David

PODCAST 125 - Sir Michael and Sir David

A little chat with two of the best men this fucking country's ever produced.

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Talking To This Legend Tonight.

Talking To This Legend Tonight.

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PODCAST 124 - Captain Seaside's Wheelbag

PODCAST 124 - Captain Seaside's Wheelbag

Nico and I chew the fat.

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Podcast Out Today

Podcast Out Today

With Nicole.

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My Own Big Ear Shame

My Own Big Ear Shame

And a couple more pics of Hazy's.

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PODCAST 123 - The Big-Eared Boys

PODCAST 123 - The Big-Eared Boys

Wouldn't fancy giving child Hazy a clip round the ear, he'd break your arm like a swan.


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Talking to this Little Fuck-puppet Tonight

Talking to this Little Fuck-puppet Tonight

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PODCAST 122 - Oh Makita is it Cold?

PODCAST 122 - Oh Makita is it Cold?

A shedcast.

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Recording Solo Today

Recording Solo Today

Any burning questions? Sorry for delay, the vertigo came back after I did some boxing. Been a right nervous old lady hanging onto things.

(Pic is Winter comparing herself morally to the Simpsons for some reason. Homer - drunk, Marge - pencil stabbing?!, Bart - electric, Lisa - drugs, Maggie - swearing

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PODCAST 121 - Captain Seaside Settles In

PODCAST 121 - Captain Seaside Settles In

Sorry for the wait. it's a big 'un though.

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Talking to Captain Seaside Tomorrow

Talking to Captain Seaside Tomorrow

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PODCAST 120 - Sam Delaney Sorted his Head Out

PODCAST 120 - Sam Delaney Sorted his Head Out

He will now sort all our heads out too.

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Talking to Sam Delaney tomorrow

Talking to Sam Delaney tomorrow

About his book ‘Sort Your Head Out: Mental Health Without All The Bollocks’. Any questions for him? Avoiding any about his hair-care regime.

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