Our barbecue fell over in the recent storms, smashing a piece of wood off the little shed. This, and only this, is the reason I haven’t recorded a podcast yet. I will do a solo tonight and get to the remaining questions. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated at this difficult time. We will build back better!
2022-02-23 13:41:31 +0000 UTC View Post
A lovely daytime chat with Care-bear Grylls here. All the audio tomfuckery going on is from his side- mostly the endless digital interference from his dating apps and sex-toys.
Love you all, thanks for the ongoing support. I don't say that enough. Hope everyone's OK and this latest slab of nonsense brightens your day. Enjoy.
2022-02-16 18:23:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Give us your questions for Pauline Hazlewood. I PROMISE we will answer as many as possible. I will not repeat the Nico debacle.
2022-02-15 16:30:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Nico is back. Sorry it's late. We'll do the questions another time, we got so carried away I forgot. It's all in here though, the full tapestry of life.
TED Talk that I mentioned:
https://www.ted.com/talks/do...
2022-02-11 12:14:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Nanny and Ma’am are going through the menopause. Tomorrow night I promise.
2022-02-08 23:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Give us some agony-aunt questions, topics or general enquiries so we can ignore them and just talk over each other about our various health woes.
2022-02-08 19:56:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Another confusing journey, shepherded by your questions through my quivering, grey skull-jelly.
(Look at 4 Non Blondes in 1993, it's like they dressed up as the actual moment Guns n' Roses gave way to Nirvana like Doctor Who morphing into a new Doctor. Grunge replacing glam in one photo)
2022-02-03 16:18:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Haven’t been solo for a while. Let’s focus back on us shall we? I’ve missed you.
Enquiries, grievances, sex-tips, topics, rants, petty arguments you need adjudicating, recipes, baby names, or whatevs- stick ‘em in Nanny’s little downstairs box X
2022-02-01 13:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
This curious little fisherman is back though. Who’d have guessed? Two in a row. You lucky little girls!
2022-01-26 15:36:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone is here in paradise. Someone else spoke to him on the phone for two hours. One of them recorded everything and will share it with you tomorrow. Isn’t technology marvellous?
2022-01-18 13:32:15 +0000 UTC View Post
(To the tune of 'Shimmy Shimmy Ya' by ODB)
Mummy's a fucking national treasure so I'm glad to hear her soggy lungs have cleared up. A lovely chin-wag with Joe Lycett here. I only noticed in the edit that he basically stopped talking towards the end while I just went on and on about my usual bullshit. Gawd bless him.
2022-01-11 23:29:40 +0000 UTC View Post
A couple of hours of blether with Gordon Smartypants about death, disease, egg-dicks, scams and cat-fishing. Starts off dark and gets lighter, just like the first day of a new year.
Love you guys, and thanks for all the lovely messages. I read every single one and think about replying and then forget and carry the guilt with me ...
2022-01-05 11:45:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Noel, Noel, the angels did say
Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay
In fields where they lay keeping their sheep
On a cold winter's night that was so deep
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel
EDIT: RECORDING SUNDAY NIGHT. TOP-RATED QUESTIONS WILL BE ASKED. X
2021-12-17 16:38:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Nico wants society to live like a village, but not his village, the name of which he demanded was beeped out in case it becomes a site of international pilgrimage. Among another slew of drivel, mostly from me.
2021-12-15 18:31:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I think there's a deep philosophical point in here about happiness, contentment and enjoying the process of creativity by not putting too much pressure of expectation on things. Unfortunately you will have to excavate it yourself from a vast mountain of utter drivel. Also I'm pretty sure I said some of the same stuff about Christmas kid-rituals ...
2021-12-08 14:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m declaring it a Beatles ‘Get Back’ special right now. I’m nearly as obsessed with it as he is. It’s so good. Talking at 9pm so get your questions in before then. Ta-ra la.
2021-11-28 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
No witty caption here, just an apology to both our mothers and a promise to do better.
(There's another hour of this baffling and concerning interaction over on Nico's Patreon)
2021-11-25 21:47:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Pic 1 - Me and Nico will be bickering later. Suggest topics below, or ask questions. Just please don’t give him any excuse to ‘go and get his guitar’ which will be freshly tuned and perched on his lap from the beginning. (Running late due to snot on the tracks)
Pic 2 - I’ve got attached to wearing a ‘trapper hat’. I have one fo...
2021-11-24 11:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Hazy is back and a new quest is being planned.
Sorry for the long, impassioned monologue about UFO's, unless you're into that kind of thing.
2021-11-17 12:06:16 +0000 UTC View Post
For all you purists. Sorry about the wind noise (not like that) it seems worse when it's just in audio. I'll get a fluffy thing for next time.
2021-11-03 21:21:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Ooh a video no less! Nanny's going up in the world.
2021-11-03 20:59:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Wife's back, I'm back to talking to myself (and you) for two hours. Sorry if this a rambling shambles. Got some good guests coming up... Aldo Kane, Kayvan Novak, Morgana Robinson, Tom Davis and more...
BTW - that's a picture of a real robot-dog mounted with a gun, and I thought Nola was a pain in the arse.
Apparently I've died but didn't realise it, like Brucey in Sixth Sense. Well done everyone who got involved with my eulogy, but also well done to the people who knew to stay well clear of a potential shambles. I think it turned out pretty well, considering.
Thanks to you all for letting me take a week off at this difficult time. Norm...
2021-10-25 10:17:31 +0000 UTC View Post
This week why don’t you all take the wheel and do the podcast??? The listeners become the podcasters!
I’ve set up a text channel on the Discord server. Work it out amongst yourselves. Whatever you come up with, choose someone to email it to me and I’ll put it up in place of this week’s podcast. I get a week off and you get to go n...
2021-10-19 19:36:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to take a week off. After a two-hour plus podcast every week (except one) for 66 weeks I need a break. It’s not even that tbh it’s just I’ve had to pick up both kids separately from school today. Winter’s got earache and Coen’s got a cold. Been up the walk-in hospital all afternoon with Winter. She’s fine but we have to do Cov...
2021-10-19 18:09:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve got both kids off school today (pussies) and wife’s flown home to America (traitor) and the dog is shitting out black stuff (attention-seeking) so I can’t record today (failure). I should take the week off but I feel too bad to paying customers (hero). I AM A STRONG WOMAN AND I’VE GOT THIS!
2021-10-13 13:53:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Katie had laryngitis (selfish) and is away for two weeks from tomorrow, kids have colds, dog tried to kill herself with raisins, I’ve been busy with the day job and holding the household together. Then I realise it’s bloody Tuesday and tomorrow is podcast day. But, I’m a soldier (unlike Nico’s mate) so… ask me anything, give me topics,...
2021-10-12 21:12:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Nico and me had a chat. A theme emerged. I can only apologise.
Sorry it's late. Love you guys X
2021-10-07 16:56:54 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a snippet from my recent appearance on Nico's podcast (on which he works tirelessly creating jingles and songs but can't get the levels right on normal human conversation). Why not become one of his Patrons and experience the inconsistency and infrequency of his patronage for yourself. Your money could really make a difference to this po...
2021-10-07 10:59:44 +0000 UTC View Post