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New for our 2016 catalogue - the Spousal Display Unit. Available in any shape or design you please.
Order yours now!
We have actually created a real life Bane.
We have indeed, and the suit's fully controllable with a simple app to boot.
Excellent, could you send that through to my tablet ? And the control codes ?
Done and done already.
Wonderful! Looks like I'm going to need to find a new PA now. I think Lisa's ... I mean L-1 is quite ...
But Jaso ....Jasmine ... you can't go out like that!
Why not?
Why no ... you're naked that's why!
No one knows that, they'll just think I'm wearing a very tight catsuit.
But I know you're naked!
Well then you'll get a secret thrill watching me slink around all night in nothing but a pair of stilettoes.
Faint muffled cries of feminine outrage and pleasure were completely drowned out by the creaking of ultra tight rubber and some very loud buzzing .....
Getting someone else to take your place in the suit doesn't mean you get to leave .... there are plenty of other suits ......
Plum failed to appraise her situation. Everywhere the suit touched her, it sent sparks of pure pleasure dancing across her skin. Everywhere the suit squeezed her, it sent ecstatic waves into her very core. She no longer remembered how she'd gotten here. She no longer remembered where *here* was.
Her breathing was fast and shallow. 'What ...
2015-12-15 14:24:04 +0000 UTC View Post
... it's the only way.
Plum pulled against the tendrils with one final, exhausted tug. Her actions served only to hasten the inevitable. No more than half a meter away from her now, Plum recoiled at the sight of countless tentacles sprouting from the suit, grabbing at her clothes.
2015-12-15 14:21:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Plum could feel every twitch in her finger as she leaned in close to the statue, arm reaching out toward it.
*First day at Whateley Academy .... what I'd give to have a power that
didn't turn everything I wear into tight clingy latex ...*
2015-12-15 13:33:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Not that I don't mind finding a gorgeous blonde in the kitchen but what are you doing he .....
I'm your roommate Jaso ... well Jasmine now.
Uhh what??!
There was an accident in the lab, a containment breach and I .... I didn't run fast enough .....
Bduh????
A fairly nondescript medium sized town just down the road from Bumfuck, Idaho and somewhere to the north of Podunksville. A fairly self contained and self sufficient community it's been mostly left alone by the outside world.
Big industry made brief inroads at the beginning of the 20th century but construction abruptly, and unexplainedly, sto...
2015-12-15 13:15:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Another 'just because I could'
Sleep deprivation may have played a part too.
"... my personal assistant Berry. Ladies if you will follow her, Berry will give you a tour of our production facilities."
*screaming internally*
Mom? Are you okay? I thought I heard a scream.
Are you down here …. oh crap what have I just stepped in? urggghhh it’s sticky.
I....
oh god ... oh no .... mom .... oh god .... I .. I .. I’ll get help ...
oh god I can’t move .. it’s got me ... help .. someone ......... please
*sob*
2015-12-15 13:08:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Far East Mention Mannequins, Rubbermatt style.
Just because I could.
Take every female pop singer, chuck them all together into the blender of my imagination and ta da!
*Can you please come pick me up, I've trashed the car*
+What?? Where are you?+
*Sending location*
+What the hell are you doing all the way out there? Look I'm busy just call the breakdown company+
*I can't it's not my car*
+WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!+
*Can you get me before the police do? Pretty please with an i'l...
... but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to look like that ...
I probably should have slowed down for that last corner.
