Hanekawa opened his eyes to a world of pure white.
It was the smooth, dewy skin of Mei Terumī.
The Fifth Mizukage was currently wrapped around his body like an octopus, their limbs entangled tightly.
Mei was deep asleep.
Because Hanekawa hadn’t left halfway through the night.
After all, it was his fi...
Hanekawa didn’t have to wait long.
After consuming the Divine Tree’s fruit, Ōtsutsuki Kaguya descended and stood before him. He examined her briefly and noticed that her appearance hadn’t changed, but her aura had grown even more terrifying.
However, once she suppressed it, she seemed no different from an ordinary s...
Kikuchi’s face darkened, as if he still had something to say. But Hidan’s nose suddenly twitched, and his expression lit up with excitement.
“Huh? I smell tonkatsu!”
Without even glancing at Kikuchi’s grim expression, he dashed off toward the source of the aroma.
Shiki followed and soon spotted a small town...
At this moment, Hidan remained blissfully unaware that he had been misunderstood by the great Lord Jashin. After soaking in the warm blood bath, he climbed out of the pool.
"Ahhh, so refreshing!"
He stretched lazily, then turned to Shiki with a taunting grin. "Guess you’re not completely useless after all, you waste of sp...
Shiki had been busy all this time, and of course, it wasn’t just to install an automatic connection system for Hidan.
After three months of continuous analysis and evolution, he had given all the Jashin races under his control a major upgrade.
He had even found time to create several new races.
[Lord Jashin’s Rai...
BOOM!
The violent explosion reduced the entire cafeteria to rubble.
The cult leader, who had just arrived, stood frozen in place, trembling, his eyes vacant.
Kikuchi's face was etched with disbelief. He glanced at the stunned leader and finally understood why he had aged so drastically in just three months.
Do...
This frenzy of activity lasted for three months.
During this time, the Jashin cult mobilized all its members to hunt every manner of beast in the mountains.
They also spent exorbitant sums purchasing livestock—and even slaves—from merchant guilds.
All of them became nourishment for "Lord Jashin"... and Shiki.
...
Shiki set down the book, his eyes gleaming with an unusual light—until a muffled "Mmph! Mmph!" came from above.
"What now?"
He glanced up at the ceiling and casually dissolved the webbing covering Hidan’s mouth.
Finally regaining his right to bark, Hidan immediately started cursing. "Damn you, Shiki! You’ve bee...
Though Hidan had reluctantly submitted, Shiki had still overestimated him.
"I haven't read a single book in over a decade, and I can't even recognize a single character. How the hell would I know where the archives are?" Hidan grumbled, his face bruised from being beaten.
"Honestly, instead of staring at those squiggly line...
"I now understand both of your abilities."
The cult leader gave a benevolent smile and patted Shiki and Hidan on the shoulder.
"Since you have received the blessings of the Lord Jashin, you must work hard to spread the glory of the Jashin faith, dominate the shinobi world as soon as possible, and repay Lord Jashin."
...
In a dimly lit laboratory, atop a strange and eerie evil god symbol, stood a silver-haired boy with slicked-back hair, clad entirely in black and white.
The scene couldn’t be more bizarre.
Yet, aside from the captured bandit, neither the cult leader nor Shiki showed any emotion on their faces.
"Where should I start...
After breakfast, Shiki carried Hidan to the laboratory.
When the cult leader saw Hidan being dragged in like a sack of potatoes, he rubbed his temples in exhaustion.
"Shiki, I know Hidan has an immortal body, but you can't just—"
Before he could finish, Hidan cut him off.
"Shut it, old man! Why'd you call us...
March, a season of lush grass and singing warblers.
Hanekawa felt the warmth of the sunlight and woke up.
The bright yellow light fell upon the white snow-capped mountains, slightly dazzling.
Hanekawa steadied himself, and the scenery before him gradually came into focus.
He didn’t know when he had falle...
Konoha Village Gates.
Hanekawa stood side by side with Nara Shikaku.
Though Shikaku now held the title of Hokage Advisor, his duties remained largely the same as before when the role of Hokage Strategist had been abolished.
Hanekawa had brought him along to oversee the relocation of Kirigakure’s shinobi.
Th...
February 3rd.
After breakfast, Hanekawa arrived at the Hokage’s office.
At the entrance, he spotted a petite figure sneaking around, peering cautiously as if afraid of being noticed.
"Hinata."
Hanekawa couldn’t help but chuckle.
"T-Teacher!"
Hyūga Hinata jumped in surprise before straighteni...
Hanekawa felt a wave of warmth in his drowsy state.
He instinctively opened his eyes.
Under the covers, there was a familiar silhouette.
Hanekawa froze for a moment.
A few seconds later, he fully woke up.
It wasn’t Tsunade or Yūhi Kurenai—it was Ōtsutsuki Kaguya.
The boldness of this Rabbit...
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Here is the breakdown of the expenses:
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Samui's lips were soft, like jelly.
Hanekawa narrowed his eyes, feeling like a caged bird under triple pressure with nowhere to escape.
He shook his head, dispelling the strange thought, and refocused on the document before him—a roster for a new ninja unit.
If the Summoning Beast Corps was defined by its contracts...
Night fell.
Tsunade awoke.
She instinctively pressed a hand to her forehead, feeling a slight headache.
With a thought, she activated the Strength of a Hundred Seal.
Under its influence, the aftereffects of her drunkenness quickly dissipated.
Lifting her head, she saw Hanekawa and froze.
Had this...
The Hokage’s office.
Hanekawa gazed out the window.
Konoha was experiencing its first snowfall of the year. The view outside was filled with snowflakes as large as goose feathers.
Another year was coming to an end.
Hanekawa thought of his student, Hyūga Hinata.
In the blink of an eye, she was about t...
A huge thank you to everyone who joined my Patreon charity event where 50% of the income is donated!
Here’s the breakdown:
$399.57 - $215.25 = $184.32
$184.32 x 50% = $92.16
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Hanekawa and Ōtsutsuki Kaguya returned to the temporary wooden cabin on the mountain.
On the rooftop, Samui was asleep.
She was completely naked, lying on her side with her eyes closed, her face still faintly flushed. Hanekawa instinctively swept his gaze over her fair skin, lingering on her plump thighs.
Thou...
Going on a mission?
Samui was slightly stunned, a little surprised.
This was the first time Hanekawa had asked her to do a mission together.
"Are we leaving right away?"
Samui, doing her best to ignore Hanekawa’s mischievous hand, spoke calmly, "Then I'll go change clothes."
She was currently wearing ...
Hokage's Office
Hanekawa's eyebrows rose slightly as he noticed Kurenai, eyes closed, curled up asleep on the office sofa.
He slowed his steps, approaching quietly until he stood right before her.
His gaze trailed downward—first to her delicate, porcelain-like feet, then up along her smooth thighs, finally settling...
Hanekawa casually waved his hand, dispersing the Thousand-Armed Kannon statue.
The Sunagakure and Iwagakure ninja, trapped in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, showed no reaction to his actions.
"Kaguya," Hanekawa glanced at the unconscious crowd and said, "Help heal them."
"Mmm."
Ōtsutsuki Kaguya nodded slightly.<...
When Shiki woke up the next morning, a cultist came to report that the leader had summoned him to the laboratory.
Shiki raised an eyebrow but didn’t head straight there—instead, he made his way to the cafeteria.
The moment he stepped outside, a sharp, needle-like killing intent prickled against his skin.
Without ...
The cult leader had just returned to his room when he slammed the door shut and violently tore off the Jashin pendant from his neck. Extreme fury made his veins bulge across his body.
Here, he no longer needed to restrain himself, revealing his true vicious and brutal nature.
"Why?! Why, Lord Jashin?!" He raised the pendant...
"Damn you, Kamizuki Shiki, you’re asking for death!"
With his head casually stepped on by Shiki, Hidan let out a roar of humiliation.
However, to Shiki, this threat sounded more like the helpless screeching of a cornered animal.
He continued pressing Hidan’s head under his foot while lightly scratching his own ea...
Hanekawa looked at Tsunade's smooth bare back, especially her round buttocks, and couldn't help but hug her tightly from behind.
His hands wrapped around her waist and abdomen, and the two were pressed together, the warm, soft sensation spreading through them.
“You’re such a pervert!”
Tsunade frowned and said w...
The change in the Fire Daimyō went unnoticed by most shinobi.
The relationship between the daimyō and ninjas was purely transactional—money in exchange for missions.
As for who the daimyō was, the shinobi couldn’t care less.
Hanekawa closed the title system and opened his eyes.
The [S-Rank Title: Lord o...