I crashed through the underbrush after the blue-purple cat-girl, and I stole a glance over my shoulder at the floating black cloak that chased after us. It was about thirty feet behind me, but it was quickly gaining ground. I didn’t see any legs, so I wasn’t sure how it was even moving at all, but its lack of limbs didn’t seem to slow it d...
2021-05-08 16:25:52 +0000 UTC View PostI had to be tripping balls or have completely lost my mind at some point, but there I was in the middle of a weird forest talking to a cat-girl named Una. She’d just called me the Dreamer, and while it was unsettling to consider the implications of such a title, I couldn’t argue with its accuracy. Still, I didn’t remember ever asking to be...
2021-05-08 16:24:54 +0000 UTC View PostThis is an Alice in Wonderland spoof, but I'm concerned a lot of you don't like the name. Here are some other options.
2021-05-06 17:26:39 +0000 UTC View PostI searched the ground, and the dog-monster was the only thing I could find, but its body had made a dent in the dirt like an asteroid hitting earth. Debris was scattered everywhere, and giant rocks were dislodged all around the monster’s body. I examined it a little more closely, and I ignored the sharp smell of death surrounding it as I rolle...
2021-05-06 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Soul Gem Collector 5 just got added to the libraries of everyone in the Audiobook Lovers Tier.
Friendly reminder that I will be releasing FOUR audiobooks this month so it's a good time to boost levels if audiobooks are your thing.
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Strange visions of smiling cats flashed before my mind’s eye, but they disappeared into a swirling multi-colored vortex, and I surrendered to the floating sensation overpowering my body. I floated without direction through time and space, but those concepts were meaningless at the same time.
At long last, or maybe after no time at all, I...
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I followed the trails of vampire and demon blood through my darkened manor, and it appeared as if the majority of the fight had occurred on the stairs and in the kitchen.
“Ashe?” I called out as I stared at the bloody staircase, but she didn’t answer.
The more my fury overtook me, the more the Infernal flames in my palms contin...
2021-05-03 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“I wouldn’t fear the Blessed too much, Sveila,” I told the witch. “There’s no way in hell I’d let them--”
“Those men don’t hesitate to attack any undesirables at the slightest provocation,” the Red Witch insisted. “Especially a witch. If they feel like someone from the Church is under attack, especially given how fond...
2021-05-02 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“Your meetings with the priest are still going well, I suppose?” I asked my middleman as I shuffled through the papers that littered my desk.
Bennet had come to the manor today to discuss a few jobs he had coming up this week, but after my conversation with Ashe the night before, I thought it wise to double check that everything was go...
2021-05-01 14:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostAs soon as I had the energy to move, Ashe and I hauled ourselves back toward the manor. A few curious faces peered at us as we walked passed, but we paid them no attention. We were going to be the talk of the village for a while, but I didn’t feel like handling the tempers of the residents tonight.
Even though a fight of that level excit...
2021-05-01 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe beings that had been in the marketplace scattered in all directions, but there weren’t as many piercing screams as I expected. The residents of the
Grimmway swiftly shut themselves up in their stone houses, wagons, and shops, and I heard the frenzied fluttering of fairy wings in the treetops while the rain continued to drip down from t...
After I’d finished with the imps, I travelled back toward the manor, but the same thoughts continued to swarm around my head. The entire mining operation was incredible, and I still couldn’t quite understand how everything worked. I knew the magical orbs had a part to play in it, but the vanishing shack, the shimmering door handle, and the m...
2021-04-30 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post“So, what happened with the witch last night?” Ashe asked as she tore off a chunk of cheese with her teeth.
“Sveila,” I said automatically.
“Excuse me?” my huntress frowned.
“Sveila,” I repeated. “That’s her name, although she isn’t fond of giving it out to people.”
“Oh, Sveila, then.” Ashe shr...
2021-04-29 14:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostI briefly stopped off at the manor before I headed to Pixie Lane. The Red Witch worked for the bastard priest, and she was often sent to collect payments from various undesirables. If I wanted the chance to talk to her, without the fear of the priest or his guards finding out, then I’d need to stop her from doing her job in order to give us th...
2021-04-29 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe early morning sun filled the room as it pulled me from my sleep. The same adrenaline from last night continued to pulse through my body, and the images of the dead vampires constantly ran through my mind. It angered me that they had tried to steal the orbs, and kill the imps, but the excitement of slaying the bloodsuckers overpowered the sen...
2021-04-29 03:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostMy glowing, violet eyes glanced around the square room and took in everything before me. The cracked, oak walls, the red velvet curtains, and the lone hook that once held a painting of the dark elf who used to own this manor house.
Now, everything in it was mine.
It had been two weeks since the battle with the dark elves, and my demo...
2021-04-29 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostComing out in May:
Soul Gem Collector 05 (early in the month)
Dragons of Asgard 02 (middle of the month)
Arena 06 (middle of the month)
Dinosaur World 05 (end of the month)
If you subscribe after the books are released, you'll get it deposited in your Bookfunnel account the next business day.
2021-04-28 17:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time again. Made in Hell audiobook has been added to bookfunnel libraries for Audiobook Lovers.
For the rest of you. Get it today! or... Upgrade Patreon tiers now and get it tomorr...
2021-04-28 16:44:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Book is out!
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2021-04-27 16:29:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-04-27 16:27:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Please enjoy the first 3 chapters of the audiobook for Soul Gem Collector 5
2021-04-27 15:25:27 +0000 UTC View PostI started to unscramble Nara from the ivy, but the pesky plants were ruthless. They tangled in her hair and twisted all the way down to the tips of her shoes, and it was hard to see the Headmistress within the chaos of the foliage. I took my sword and started to swipe at the vines that continued to stretch over from the front of the estate to re...
2021-04-26 14:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe siren and the Ember Priestess sat on the edge of the bed, and both pairs of eyes ping-ponged back and forth as they watched me pace around the ivy-covered room.
“Ephy, we need to know exactly what happened to you after my last visit to the pond,” I said and clutched the end of my chin with my fingers.
“Yes, we do,” Cinis ...
2021-04-26 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe early morning sun filtered through the orangery window and pooled around the Ember Priestess who lay sleeping beside me. The sheet was barely covering her naked body, except for a small corner that she had scrunched and nuzzled under her chin.
I had been in such a rush lately that it was nice to have nothing to do apart from listen to ...
2021-04-26 01:48:10 +0000 UTC View PostI had a picture cast in my mind of what the young duke would look like based on the king’s attitude toward him, and to my suprise, I was almost completely correct.
This man was fair-skinned and tall, and he had a toned body, a jawline that was perfectly chiseled, and angular features that gave the impression he might be of good breeding....
2021-04-26 01:47:01 +0000 UTC View PostI rifled through past ledgers and found any documentation I could regarding cases that may have connections to the king and his royal court. Some files just contained the names of the people who had been murdered, like Lord Emory, while others contained the history of any uproars that had come from the community.
I was mostly looking for a...
2021-04-26 01:46:17 +0000 UTC View PostNara stood up from her seat and stormed toward the door. It was the exit she was probably hoping to do earlier, but at least now, she had an excuse to pull it off.
“This isn’t over,” the Headmistress said in a very non-threatening tone. “I will convince you to take on this job. I will!”
“Bring money and proof, and then I...
2021-04-23 13:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post