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July Art Poll

Just some new reward art options up after some last minute thoughts. 


Tama’s Journey West Cast: legendary travelers of a shy young monk and his three warrior women companions/guards/lovers as a genderswappy Journey West story. The sheltered young monk, the drunk and rowdy monkey girl, the chunky milfy bar...

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The Goblin Queen 3: Wardrobe

I had this loosely in mind a few days ago and then just crushed it all out in one day. Queen Relna’s one where I find her stories work best written in a day or two. Lots like the Goblin and the Necromancer. I couldn’t tell you why. Something about that Gobtober energy they sort of came from.

I focused a lot on Relna’s cl...

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Super Mario Spikers Beach Volleyball

The idea had been around my head for a bit. I think originally it was a super-powered volleyball game as a Street Fighter + DOA crossover, but I realized I don’t know anything about most of the characters beyond their looks. Then I realized I was basically going for Super Mario Strikers (or Mario Football, outside of the US) with a dash of...

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Early Access: Takeout Takedown

Early Access: Takeout Takedown

Worked on it while finding the right mood for the bard/barbarian story. Kung fu delivery girls having crazy mid-air combat in a city.

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Reward Art: Lady Dimitrescu Ready To Wrestle

Reward Art: Lady Dimitrescu Ready To Wrestle

“There you are, manthing. Finally… let’s wrassle!”

Great art done by https://mobile.twitter.com/tinboryte.


More reward art from the Patreon polls. This one’s not based on any particular story. I just thought Lady Demetrescu tearing off...

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Patron Reward: Olive the Clown's Test of Strength

Returning from last month's rewards is Olive the clown and their horny carnival.  Now with the added element of the carny's strongwoman who comes by looking to borrow his body for a few.



Olive enjoyed his job at the sex carnival, but he appreciated a lunch break as much as anyone else. He swung by his fa...

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Tama's Journey West 3: The River of Wu

The new girl Wu was definitely the toughest of the main party to design for this story. Sha Wujing has a really mixed reputation based on the story. In the original, he’s set up as this huge badass of a general turned demon who swears to serve the monk. Since he joins later than the rest and officially is never as strong as the monkey king...

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Hellbridge's Titfight Tonight Tournament Coverage (pt 1)

Another case of me starting a tournament and realizing “Damn, 7 rounds in one story’s pretty huge.” Also that “Damn, tag team matches can go pretty long.” Plus dialogue eating up space… anyway, Hellbridge! Superb artist who does great characters, fights, and stories on deviantart, furaffinity, and 2021-06-15 00:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Patron Reward: Hentopia Mermaid Catfight

Another delivery on a patron's request for mermaids catting it up. Underwater fights are tough to do, especially with fish bottoms.  So is sex, but in both cases, you can make do.



The creative minds/wizards behind Hentopia’s series of monstergirl fights suffered no shortage of footage to choose from. B...

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Reward Art: Goblin Queen Relna

Reward Art: Goblin Queen Relna

Top-voted pic is in with the star of The Goblin Queen! She was kind of a throwback to me wanting to write more of the Gobtober shorts, but she became a quick and easy series to do. 

This time I went to https://twitter.com/pink_poison67 because I wrote Relna as e...

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Early Access: Haunted Rose's Volum the Dragon

Early Access: Haunted Rose's Volum the Dragon

An old idea for the monster brothel. The idea of a high-priced dragon hooker was there from the initial idea, and I haven't had much room to use them yet. Generic dragons, except they're all super strong shapeshifters on top of that. This one just wants to chill and eat and get paid to fuck.

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Welcome To Monster Village 3: The Witch's Library

I adapted this story a lot as I went on, so this was pretty stop and go for a while. Introducing the skinny witch librarian was the only real key I had going into it, honestly because I decided I’d make a character with a monocle. Her being this loopy giantess obsessed with knowledge and being pretentious sort of came as I was writing it. ...

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The Cheermonsters

The wires crossed one day to realize there’s not a lot of goblin cheerleaders out there. Probably cuz of the scummy rep so they’re never seen as the popular choice, but you know I’ll stick the word “goblin” in front of anything.

Combined a couple ideas until I had a newly formed team of rejects and weirdos forming a ...

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Monster Essays: Cuisine

Felt like something quick and easy today, and Monster Essays always go over well. You know how goblins can eat garbage and I’d have dwarves running a fried chicken place? The idea of monsters having their own food cultures was always super cool to me but kept slipping my mind. I threw in a lot of tidbits in this one about existing food com...

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Village of the Cowgirls

Got the big poll winner of the month up pretty early. Like the theme of the month said, I’m going with mishmashes and fusions of ideas in general. Cowgirls + amazons makes a tribe of horny, breeding-crazed giantesses who are delighted to find a new male guest arriving.

Their language was fun to mess with, as usual. It’s ju...

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Reward Art: Milquest Hot Spring

Reward Art: Milquest Hot Spring

Art from last month by https://twitter.com/n_resurrection, The moms of Milfquest luck out and find a healing hot spring, just to find bandits had the same idea. 

It's always a fun and popular story, if a little more ecchi than hardcore fuckin. Turns out having ...

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Tama's Journey West 2: The Baroness of Dragon Castle

I certainly didn’t think I’d finish this one today, but here we are! The dialogue and worldbuilding are really fun in this one, but it can make the story look bigger than it really is. A bit more fighting in this one on top of the expected monstergirl size difference sex.

Took some balancing to get the girls how I really l...

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Grimm Wrestling: Rae Punzel vs Pumpkin Peters

3-day weekend means lots of idea buildup. It’s not even that I didn’t write on the weekend. First workday just usually comes with some creative juices.

Worked on a few things today but got enough of my fight vibe back to write some more Grimm’s. A fellow writer/fan from over at 2021-06-01 23:49:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Access: Mom's Favorite Bully

Early Access: Mom's Favorite Bully

Went back to an old request for a boy's female bully making moves on his mom. Weirdly wholesome if uncomfortable as his tormentor gets more interested in feeling up and seducing mom into wearing sluttier outfits around them.

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Boombox Boogie

This went through a lot of phases before I realized I had too many ideas for this to be a one-shot. I loosely based it on seeing this clip https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/787546 running with the idea of a magic boombox that gets int...

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Tama's Journey West

Start of a series I’d been thinking about for a while. Just genderbent Journey West (the monkey king story/thing that Dragon Ball was based on) with a couple minor twists and full of people trying to fuck this monk instead of eat him. I’m only loosely familiar with it, but have seen enough of the key elements to know the gist. I’ve hea...

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Early Access: Southern Valley Sexfight History

Early Access: Southern Valley Sexfight History

A fairly goofy aside. I'd joked about it a few times but the old Sexfight High series has its goofy parody of history where conflicts are resolved by rough oil wrestling at most and sexfighting more often. How that affects mass combat and war is wild, so felt I'd explore it in one of Annie's dreams about history's sexiest leaders.

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June Story Poll: Mashup Style

I decided to try a general theme for this month. Going with a kink mashup, making a point to combine various themes, interests and fetishes into one story. So it’s monstergirl bullies, amazon cowgirls, martial arts waitresses and more to choose from in this month’s ideas. The fused interests are listed in the parenthesis.

Plus whatever...

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Patreon Reward; Pizza Thot: Poena Per Nates

Another ass-centric Pizza Thot story for a regular patron. Bringing in two lesser-used girls Grill the muscle goth and Daisy the country nun on this one. 



Alex’s fanaticism for big, beautiful asses had encouraged him to become more adventurous. His visits to Pizza Thot were steady as ever, but he was h...

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June Art Poll

Next month's art poll! We got femboys and fighters and goblins. Let's find out what you wanna see.


Relna the Goblin Queen: squat little goblin and queen of the known world in her oversized crown and revealingly regal gown.

Wrestler Lady Dimitrescu: big Resident Evil vampire lady tearing of...

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Patron Reward: Komi-San vs Nagatoro-San vs Uzaki-Chan

Sequel to the Uzaki vs Nagatoro from last month. Added stipulation of Komi-San Can't Communicate as a much meeker opponent who quickly becomes their target.



Anime Pro Wrestling had done so well with their last show that they doubled down on their latest rivalry. Hayase Nagatoro from Don’t Toy With Me, Miss ...

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Patron Reward: Warcraft Catfight

Another donor reward for the month. Two WoW players take their online rivalry too far and meet up for an irl catfight.



Heather and Amanda had been at each other’s digital throats in World of Warcraft for a long time. Once they reached the required level for PVP, they happened to run across each other time a...

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The Monster Milfs of Carter Circle 2: Mermom

The other top vote of the month (after I forgot to double check the updated polls). Aka the story where I get to pick out weird milf/teenager neighbor ships between monster species.

It’s my first finished story concerning mermaids in this universe. I wrote the essay and had started a “mermaid dates” story, but hadn’t f...

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Bonus Art: Sherry and Enga the Champs

Bonus Art: Sherry and Enga the Champs

The newest tag team champions in Monstergirl Wrestling by https://twitter.com/mirz__.  Sherry the goblin and Enga the Ogre make up The Dungeon Masters in my old story 2021-05-18 23:36:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Patron Reward: Olive the Clown

Wrapped up a bunch of writing today, so here's another $50 Pornomancer reward story. A patron's OC Olive, the clownboi, tends to a few customers at their horny traveling circus. Got some gay stuff if you're wary of that.



Carnal’s Traveling Carnival was a unique spectacle all its own. The carnival had its ta...

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