A fun fact about the Bruss is that they, like us, are distantly descended from a tree-dwelling ancestor! Unlike our tree-dwelling ancestors, however, that Bruss ancestor laid its eggs in knotholes and other small nests using an ovipositor, which Bruss today still possess, albeit vestigially. This vestigial ovipositor has to be relaxed and popped...
2023-12-23 02:13:40 +0000 UTC
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It's gonna be a whole new year! Your ALIENS are coming in a week or so but in the meantime, what do you want to see next month? π
Once again, you've had KNIGHTS for three months in a row, so I'm keen to take a break for a month or two, lmao. If KNIGHTS win for a fourth time, they'll be getting the lineart piece rather than the exc...
2023-12-15 23:00:52 +0000 UTC
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The amount of fuckery I had to do with layers to get everything I wanted into this one without having to redraw everything over and over again, jesus fucking christ.
56 layers, this one ended up with. Fifty-fucking-six.
2023-12-15 22:55:40 +0000 UTC
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When our Cuckoo noticed his belly beginning to swell again, he'd supposed that this was simply the way of things now, that he could expect to bear a child every year, and he'd accepted it. However, making the long trip to see his beau, the Crucible Knight, would have been difficult enough in his condition without those telltale pains coming alon...
2023-12-15 22:53:47 +0000 UTC
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Yes, this month's poll was a draw, but you guys seem to love this naughty Cuckoo Knight so much that I decided I'd bring him back for a third time. π
This time, our Cuckoo has come to see his friend the Crucible Knight. He's a gentle and affectionate lover, which is rare enough that it's worth the long walk to come and see him....
2023-12-15 22:39:49 +0000 UTC
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I've got a busy weekend coming so I'll be brief! KNIGHTS and ALIENS have tied for first place, so when I come to sit down and get started on your exclusive this month, I'll be flipping a coin and you'll get what you get. One of those two will get the full colour exclusive piece, which will appear sometime between the 10th and the 15th, and the o...
2023-12-01 18:40:06 +0000 UTC
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The Bruss mating season - colloquially called "The Season" - occurs but once every eight to ten years, after which they'll lay between one and four eggs whether they've mated or not. Rasima's juniors are now in their second season and, having been mated by him, are now ready to produce their first full-sized fertilised eggs, which are significan...
2023-11-17 22:29:24 +0000 UTC
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It's been a while since we saw Rasima! He's got a few novices serving as subordinates on his ship at the moment; in exchange for a place in his crew and the opportunity to learn from an experienced older Bruss, these juniors will allow Rasima to mate with them whenever he likes, and with The Season fast approaching, he's keen to give them plenty...
2023-11-17 22:15:15 +0000 UTC
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You all know the drill; first place gets your full colour exclusive, second place will be the lineart only piece that gets posted everywhere. Every vote counts!
Thanks again for your continued support, and I'll see y'all at the weekend with your mid-month ALIENS that you requested in the poll for November's content. π
2023-11-15 02:46:49 +0000 UTC
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Once again our sweet Cuckoo Knight has found himself, after taking his Night Cavalry's seed for many months, distinctly round and heavy. He knows now that this pain means that he's about to deliver a child (or possibly multiple children), though he's still yet to understand how these children come to grow in his belly in the first place, and it'...
2023-11-15 02:41:49 +0000 UTC
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Nice and straightforward again this month, lmao. Could've done myself some favours with a more detailed sketch but once again I was behind schedule. :')
2023-11-15 02:22:51 +0000 UTC
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Our Cuckoo Knight returns for another month. π This time he's playing with a Night Time Friend who's a lot more assertive than his Tree Sentinel beau and a lot less attached to his horse. It's been tricky to catch him and even trickier to develop a bond with him - even now he doesn't seem to like our poor Cuckoo very much and will le...
2023-11-15 02:15:00 +0000 UTC
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As we creep ever closer to the end of another year, I'd like to thank you guys once again for your continued support! You guys make it much easier for me to prepare for The Holiday Seasonβ’ and to participate in it with a bit of dignity, so as always, I'm very, very grateful for every last one of you. π
Anyway! The news you're actually...
2023-11-01 16:48:05 +0000 UTC
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While it may be true that Slayer is perfectly experienced at exporting the new Pocket Class robots he's designed to produce inside his buffer, this is the first time he's ever given birth, and the boys from the office - and Beauty, too! - are all keen to help him deliver Manny's baby. π
He'll be fine, it's just going to take a bit more ...
2023-10-21 23:40:06 +0000 UTC
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Specialist Class robots like Beauty (and, previously, Manny) are designed to interface with units much smaller than themselves. The big swellings at the base of a Specialist Class robot's, ahem, secondary port are there to ensure that it's a snug fit when it's inserted into the primary port of a smaller unit and prevent any potential le...
2023-10-21 23:35:17 +0000 UTC
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You know the drill, first place gets the full colour exclusive, second place gets the lineart-only piece that gets posted publicly for everyone. π Vote for the one you'd like to see in November, and if there's a tie, I'll be tossing a coin and you'll get what you get, lmao.
I'll see you next week with your mid-month ROBOTS, and th...
2023-10-13 22:13:06 +0000 UTC
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It seems something impossible has happened. π
Of course our Cuckoo Knight noticed his body changing, saw his belly growing and, more recently, felt the movement within, but how could he possibly fathom what's occurring? He feels fine, for the most part, if rather cumbersome and heavy, and so he's simply carried on as normal, including h...
2023-10-13 22:09:07 +0000 UTC
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The armour in this one was elaborate enough to warrant my actually sketching it out in a decent degree of detail at least once. :')
I have an intense love/hate relationship with the Tree Sentinel.
2023-10-13 22:04:53 +0000 UTC
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It took a while for this cheeky Cuckoo Knight to convince his Tree Sentinel beau that he wasn't a threat to be smashed and even longer to tentatively touch him, and even now the Tree Sentinel seems largely disinterested in him, but he does start to pay some attention once his cock is in the Cuckoo Knight's hole, lmao.
Anyway, I hope ...
2023-10-13 21:59:37 +0000 UTC
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KNIGHTS won first place in this month's poll by a landslide! You'll be getting some of those for your full colour exclusive, which will materialise sometime between the 10th and the 15th. π Second place was narrowly won by ROBOTS, so the publicly-posted lineart piece will feature Beauty and his friends, and that'll turn up about a week after ...
2023-10-01 19:53:45 +0000 UTC
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As if things weren't awkward enough given the knight's repeated failures to slay his quarry, the beast has now turned up carrying a litter of bastards that it claims the knight has sired.
Whoopsie doodle. π
2023-09-22 18:25:49 +0000 UTC
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A knight was sent to slay a monster that had been causing havok in the region, killing men and sheep alike with a single bite from its massive, terrible jaws and effortlessly swallowing both whole. However, when the knight finally succeeding in tracking the "monster" down, it turned out to be one of those tricksy Endelochian demons, who promptly...
2023-09-22 18:20:56 +0000 UTC
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You know the drill, the first place result gets the full colour exclusive, second place gets the lineart piece that gets posted everywhere! Every vote counts, so go ahead and toss your hat in, and if there's something or someone specific you'd like to see, don't be afraid to leave a comment! π
Thanks, as always, for your continued suppo...
2023-09-16 02:03:21 +0000 UTC
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Seems Slayer's quick visit to Manny has had some unintended consequences - for both of them. Whoopsie doodle. >:3
Yeah, you guys got bespoke art this time! Don't expect to get spoilt like this every month, lmao.
2023-09-16 01:51:16 +0000 UTC
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These are super quick and dirty lmao, I bit off far more than I could chew this month and the sketches were, uh, not great! Which was a terrible mistake, because it meant the lineart took even longer. :')
2023-09-16 01:32:56 +0000 UTC
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It's not late!! ( b ._.)b
Manny and Slayer were partners for a long time before Manny finally had to retire, and while Slayer is bonding well with his new partner, Beauty, he's still having a little trouble adjusting. :')
Beauty is lovely, but he can't take Manny's place in Slayer's heart. π
The vote for next month's c...
2023-09-16 01:30:41 +0000 UTC
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Having sketched out the exclusive in full, I can now tell you that not only is it Largeβ’ and Elaborateβ’ this month, but the mpreg folks are getting their own bespoke piece instead of an edited version of the NSFW piece. I have very clearly bitten off FAR more than I can chew and I'm anticipating that this might mean that the rewards for all ...
2023-09-06 21:51:43 +0000 UTC
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As the Niche Tierβ’ on here, I'm interested to know specifically what you guys want to see. This poll is multiple choice, so please select all options that apply.
Thanks! ( b ._.)b
I'D LIKE TO SEE...
2023-09-01 01:13:45 +0000 UTC
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It's the 1st in the UK, anyway. For those of you in the US, you've still got a few hours to wait. The poll for September's subject matter is closed, is the important thing, so I can now tell you that ROBOTS won First Place and will therefore be your full colour exclusive this month, with MONSTERS and KNIGHTS having tied for Second Place and the ...
2023-09-01 01:02:24 +0000 UTC
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While most of the work the boys in the office do - boys like Tom and Jasper - involves transcribing data from old formats into much more robust, long-lasting chemical data and storing it to keep it safe, a large portion of their duties involves producing new Pocket Class robots for the station's clients. It's an easy job that they can do while w...
2023-08-18 23:23:53 +0000 UTC
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