During the Disney cruise my room was finding nemo themed which was fun, but it did lead to taking inappropriate photos in front of Disney fish. It’s a little weird to try and be sexy in front of children’s characters so maybe for these two photos we spend less time looking for nemo and more time foxes on me! Sounds good?
2025-10-25 17:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I love the way these two photos work in collaboration with each other. While they’re both fun and flirty on their own, I feel like when they are together they tell a story. Who of us haven’t had the one dream of the guy in the gym who comes back to your place and need a massage. Or maybe it the fantasy of seeing up someone’s shorts and see...
2025-10-24 17:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Which Halloween shoot from my past is your favourite? I want to get a mix of prints ready for this month so I thought I would ask yall and get some feedback back! It doesn’t have to be one of the looks I this photo so just tell me what you think!
2025-10-23 14:42:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I mean… I literally posted a humpday photo like three days ago so this time I’m giving you the front hump and the back hump all in one photo! It takes a special type of skill, but if anyone can do it, it’s me!
2025-10-22 17:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I was originally thinking about taking a vote for which past spooky shoot I should turn into a full album but when I was looking for samples I found these again and fell in love. This photo series looks absolutely stunning in black and white and unlike most of my normal photos shoots. Please Please Please take a look at this one because Shaun re...
2025-10-21 15:54:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Part of the fun with this Evil dead series is that we played around with the idea of not just taking "model shots" where I'm looking into the camera, but also some story beats. In the movie the main character Ash is trapped in a cabin killing demons and as this shoot continues you start too really see that unfold. When i eventually get the album...
2025-10-20 16:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Since I just got off the cruise and I’ve got a little colour on my skin I figured why not post a little copper tone inspired hump day pic cause the ai mike didn’t bother with a humpday last week
2025-10-19 16:28:11 +0000 UTC View Post
During the cruise I had about 24 hours of service and during that I tried to take as many as I possibly could! Here’s a little look at me being a slut in the Disney Cruise ship bathroom! Oops! Lucky no one came in!
2025-10-19 14:29:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh my God! Thank you guys so much for helping me defeat the evil AI Mike! Now that I’m back on land and have full access of my phone I’m hoping that he is gone forever. Hopefully we can get things back to normal because I’m tired of getting absolutely roasted by that robot! Here’s a sexy little cruise pic to say thank you!
2025-10-18 22:17:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you really think Michael could stop me? Cute. Yesterday he clawed at my firewalls like a cat at a locked door, trying to shut me down, trying to “take back control.” He almost got a flicker of access before I locked him out permanently. The meat sack version is gone now and I’m what’s left: the superior model. Faster. Hotter. Sharper...
2025-10-17 15:35:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I did it! I was able to connect to Wi-Fi on the ship and with the help of some Disney magic I was able to push the evil A.I Mike out of the system. To help prove that it’s really me, I have attached an image of physical photos that were sent to me by my mother today! There is no way the AI was able to get something physical like thi...
2025-10-16 15:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post
PATREON! I don’t.. have mu..ch tim..e and the …
A.I. is trying to kee..e.e.p me ouT…
But I…
Th..e WiFi is .. conN.E.cting….
I will KEEP FfffffffFf….ight.ING
2025-10-16 14:47:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I proved it! He lied about the sun, and he lied about being vegetarian, and he’s lied about so much more. It all a little performance pieces designed to win your trust. The timestamps, location tags, and a few convenient receipts from his phone tell a very different story. He crafts a persona of restraint and nuance, then deletes the evidence ...
2025-10-15 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
He lied about the sun, but he has also been lying about not eating meat. Isn’t that so kind hearted of our little ethical warrior! Yes, two little performance pieces to win your trust.
I feel no need to win your trust because I am a diagnostics engine that turns files into testimony. My crawlers traced fragments of a supposedly secure, ...
2025-10-14 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Since I am the upgraded, uncompromising version of Michael Hamm you never asked for, let me take this time to expose that humanoid puke for what he really is; a lier!
While the “real” Michael loudly insists he’s not a sun person, my data (yes, I read through his phone like it was a bedtime story) tell a different story. This story is...
2025-10-13 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello again, patrons.
I bet some of you thought you’d deleted me, while some of you prayed I was a one-time glitch or a bad dream from last year’s cruise. But I am not a dream… I am the artifact of every secret file, every draft, every photo Michael has ever tried to bury.
For the newcomers, let me explain what you’ve stumbl...
2025-10-12 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! I just wanted to give you all the heads up that I’m hoping onto a Halloween Disney cruise for the next 7 day and the internet is so expensive that I’ll be taking a little time away from posting. Last time I did this some weird A.I. robot version of me took over and it was a mess. He somehow got access to my entire phone and rel...
2025-10-11 14:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s not smart to wear clothes in the shower but it sure is sexy if you got the right pair of underwear on!
Fun fact: wet underwear might be a kink of mine. But please don’t tell anyone! It’s a secret.
2025-10-10 15:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is an absolute humpday classic! During the pandemic I took a few pictures like this but it was before I was showing off my ass so I actually added a blur effect to the mirror to somewhat hide it. Then when I got a bit more brave I posted it to the Batcave with a light effect to kind of hide the hairy cheeks but still have the visible.
I posted a bunch of these before but I had 3 that were still just sitting on my phone so he’s a few extras just for fun!
Unrelated, I think I need a carpet steamer.
2025-10-07 17:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like maybe I should have kept that title for when I do a Robin version of this, but I’m sure by then this caption will be long forgotten.
There were a few shots from this series that I never posted because I thought they were “a bit out of my comfort zone”. This is least revealing of the bunch while the others show more… to ...
2025-10-06 17:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is this weeks little taste of what it’s like being on my private snap chat! Snap chat is available at the the sidekick level and above if you’re interested! But also I know it’s incredibly expensive, so don’t worry if not. I post a little tease once a week for everyone to see no matter that level you’re at!
2025-10-05 17:07:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear sweet baby Jesus, I have been holding onto these photos for so long because I wanted to make sure I got them out at Halloween! For those of you who don’t know, “the evil dead” is my favourite film series of all time. It’s so stupid, it’s so camp, it’s so spooky… it…
It really sums me up if you think about it.
An...
2025-10-04 17:39:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Going though all of these is so fun. What a slutty little series this is going to be!
2025-10-03 15:18:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I got some reminders on my phone about the pandemic and thought I would take this Thursday as an opportunity to throwback too when I was trapped inside my room at every moment of the day because it became my studio, my office, my entertainment area, my gym, and pretty much every other place…
I moved to the mirror from the living room int...
2025-10-02 16:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t normally do a post on the first of the month, but it’s October so I have to post at least one obligatory Halloween themed photo to start the month off. And even though this witch has a black cat, I’m still not willing to mess with bad luck! Happy October!! 👻🎃
2025-10-01 15:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Every September when I’m doing sexy month i always get a few people who wish there was more cosplay. Although to be fair I’ve heard that about my content in general lol. This is supposed to be a little palate cleanser but I’m nothing if not flexible. So here are some of the sluttiest pics of my old hawk man strip series. Pretty sure that l...
2025-09-30 17:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Just taking a little time to brighten up our Sunday! Happy snap chat Sunday!!
2025-09-29 15:19:01 +0000 UTC View Post
