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Give us your ideas!!!

Give us your ideas!!!

Hello! A reminder to Patrons new and old that we are still and will always be accepting YOUR ideas for 'Spin That Wheel!', the show where we make your ideas.


Even if you think it's shit, just send it through. We wanna hear every bloody single little idea in that ol' noggin of yours.

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King of the Castle - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 4

King of the Castle - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 4

Two grown men talk about a sketch video they made 2 years ago

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Hello dearest Patrons,

I hope you're all doing well. These commentaries are really fun to do, so there's plenty more for you to look forward to. Even a commentary for a video that went wrong, as suggested by one of you lovely peeps (MasterNoda).

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Dirty Talk

Dirty Talk

Hey everyone!

We've posted this here before, but because there's recently been an influx of new people (hello again and welcome!), we thought we'd share it again so that you know it's here.

Here's Dirty Talk, the video that Youtube removed from our channel whilst being absolutely okay with naked yoga :)

It will always be here f...

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CrackerMilk's Monthly Digital Thank You Cards

CrackerMilk's Monthly Digital Thank You Cards

HELLOOOOO!

Introducing our newest reward for the $2 (that's new!) and $5 tiers: a monthly digital thank you card in which we definitely thank you and don't sling mean insults at you.

This is an OPT-IN service, so if you'd like to be involved then swing us your email at the form attached to this post.

Cheers,

Tom

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Keeping up with the Schwarzeneggers - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 3

Keeping up with the Schwarzeneggers - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 3

HOOOOOOOOWEEEEEE, we've got a bloody ripper one for you this week.

Watch as me and Goob unpack his first time putting something fully animated on the CrackerMilk channel. 

Some great insights here and some great bantz with the boooys, so strap yourself in and feel the G's!

P.S. Woops the last 10 seconds are cut off. It's ...

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This is What You Wanted Podcast #6

It's that time again! Get your voting pants on, because you're gonna be voting!

Last time we attempted to calm down Mel Gibson on the surface of Mars. What'll it be this time?

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Elon Musk Tries To Do Comedy | This is What You Wanted Podcast #5

Elon Musk Tries To Do Comedy | This is What You Wanted Podcast #5

You voted for it and now it's here! We hope you enjoy the hecky outta this one. What a very silly affair this was.


Make sure to vote on what episode #6 will be!!!


Thanks for watching, love you all lots.


Thank you for you continued support xxoo (it really makes a very big difference for us)

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We Make Your Ideas! | SPIN THAT WHEEL Ep. 1 | UNCUT

We Make Your Ideas! | SPIN THAT WHEEL Ep. 1 | UNCUT

IT'S FINALLY TIME! 


Many moons ago, I requested your improv prompts for a new show we were going to be doing, and here it is! I present to you the very first episode of 'SPIN THAT WHEEL'! It was very fun to make and we hope you enjoy watching it. 


Please, give us your feedback -- what'd you like, what ...

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Saddle Up Behind the Scenes | PATREON SPECIAL

Saddle Up Behind the Scenes | PATREON SPECIAL

HElloooooo! HELLO!O!!!!!O!O!O!! 

A very special treat for you this week: Goob's made a little break down on how he made last week's animation, 'Saddle Up'.

Our lovely boy Goob is very proud of this and hopes you all enjoy it.

I personally found it really informative and entertaining. What CAN'T Goob do??!


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Go Long - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 2

Go Long - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 2

After the huge success of Episode 1, we have come back with Episode 2 (and definitely didn't just film a block of these episodes one afternoon and would definitely not have just posted ep 2 regardless of the reception).

In this episode, we delve deep into what went on during the making of 'Go Long'.

Once again, do let me know what yo...

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Don't Tell a Soul | BLOOPERS

Don't Tell a Soul | BLOOPERS

Connor's right, we looked really stupid lol.

Hope you enjoy this little treat of all the butt fleas gags that didn't make it in and us losing it at them.

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Elias Loses It | PATREON EXCLUSIVE

Elias Loses It | PATREON EXCLUSIVE

Hey, you might be wondering why there was no podcast today. Well, that's because this video immediately got taken down by Youtube so we've had to make it Patreon exclusive. This video got us a channel strike and a week-long upload ban, but thankfully we were able to succesfully appeal it. This is why all of you are so important, thank you for gi...

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We have a wheel

We have a wheel

The wheel we ordered for our ‘SPIN THAT WHEEL’ series has arrived and we built it. We’ll start filming these in the coming weeks. It’s gonna be very fun, weeeeeeee

Here is Elias standing next to the wheel. We hope you enjoy the wheel. Wheel. 

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GNARLY | BEHIND THE SCENES

GNARLY | BEHIND THE SCENES

Watch in glee as we watch in horror at dad eating shit on the skateboard. He actually fucking jumped onto the board mid-take with absolutely no direction to do so and was immediately flung onto his back. 'F' in comments for Dad.

Hope you're all doing well and had a fantastic Easter. 

Tom xo

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Rugratz TOO Grown Up | This is What You Wanted Podcast #4

Rugratz TOO Grown Up | This is What You Wanted Podcast #4

It was a tight race between the Big Bang Theory Superfan Podcast and the Rugratz TOO Grown Up, but the Rugratz came out on top. Some nights I'm kept awake thinking what the world could have been like if the Big Bang Theory Superfan Podcast won. One thing's for sure, though, Elias would have still made his character be infatuated with children in...

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The Gregorian Chant from Sauce God

Apparently this one has REAL latin being chanted. Latine loquentium cognoscere quisquam potest?

Once again, the sound design mastermind Tae (@mellumae on instagram) made this Gregorian chant for the Sauce God video

ALSO BTW: New TIWYW Podcast coming this Sunday, as well as a new poll...

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The Club Penguin/Pingu Remix

Jam out with your clam out to this HOOT of a track. Made by our very own sound guy, Tae (@mellumae on insta if you wanna follow him).

We hope you boogie down hard 2 dis s1ck track

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Holes - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 1

Holes - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 1

Hey peeps, 

I'm very excited to share with you the first episode of our new Patreon series 'CrackerMilk Commentary'.

It basically runs like this: Each month one of the crew pick a video they want to talk about and then we do exactly that.

This month, I start us off with my pick of 'Holes', my favourite video. 

S...

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Going on a Yoga Retreat | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT

Going on a Yoga Retreat | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT

AYO Here's the next podcast for you but EARLY and FULL LENGTH! W O W !

Please sign my petition to kill Elias for blowing out the mic with his giant fuckin' honker. Type "Signed" below to add your name to the petition. 

We hope you feel relaxed and calmed during this yog-- HAELLOH, AYE HOP YE ANJEHY THA VAHDAEOU! BESSIE BLUE HEHR...

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Sauce for the Sauce God | BEHIND THE SCENES

Sauce for the Sauce God | BEHIND THE SCENES

This was a really fun one to film. I was so fucking dehydrated from the all the sauce I ate during the shoot. So. Salty.

Please enjoy this compilation of silly footage that we shot.

Love you all,

Tom xxo

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This is What You Wanted Podcast #4

HEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Last time we went to Maccas and made a Fillet-o-Fish burger kill itself, what will you decide we do next?

xoxoxox

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Stuck in a McDonald's Playground | This is What You Wanted Podcast #3

Stuck in a McDonald's Playground | This is What You Wanted Podcast #3

The votes are in and this time you monsters wanted 'Stuck in a McDonald's Playground'! This one went so many different directions, hopefully you can make sense of it lmao. What was your favourite bit? Mine was shidding my widdle pants. The vote for TIWYW #4 will be up on Sunday -- stay tuned for that xx

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Our Honest Thoughts on CyberPunk 2077 (ft. Noodle) | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT!

Our Honest Thoughts on CyberPunk 2077 (ft. Noodle) | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT!

YO WHAT THE HECK IS UP!?

Noodle is back at it again, makin' silly improvs with us. These were seriously so fun to do. 

Please enjoy this uncut 25-minute fun time with 3 non-furry gentlemen and 1 furry (Elias).

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Quick Update + Dirt on Elias from Monday's Stream

Hey everybody,

It's me, ya boy Tom, here again with another fun Patreon post. We've had some brief delays on getting the next TIWYW Podcast out to you guys, scheduling issues and all that. Rest assured, we'll be getting 'Stuck Inside a McDonald's Playground' filmed and shipped out to you as soon as we possibly can.

In the meantime, h...

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Dirty Talk

Dirty Talk

Hey guys, Youtube removed Dirty Talk very recently :( This was very sad for us because that was one of our most popular videos, with over a million views. It's quite hypocritical of them to remove this by saying it breaches their guidelines, but then have ads on their site that are straight up pornography. 


Anyway, ranting ...

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Connor Quits His Job | Extra Long and Uncut!

Connor Quits His Job | Extra Long and Uncut!

Hey look more of our really funny podcast and this time it's really really funny that's why Tom's camera is blurry sometimes because it was so funny you know? 

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Harry Potter Stream Intro Theme

Harry Potter Stream Intro Theme

This is Elias' magnum opus. He created a faithful rendition of the Harry Potter theme in classic, patented Elias style for our Harry Potter stream on Monday. We hope that you enjoy this monstrosity of music lmao

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Hacking Into Aussie Internet (ft. Noodle) | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT!

Hacking Into Aussie Internet (ft. Noodle) | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT!

HELLOOOOO INTERNET USERS! Noodle joins us this week as we explore the depths of the world wide web. Elias, as always, is a furry. 

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This is What You Wanted Podcast #3

HELLO FRIENDS!

So far we've taught dads how to love their kids with violence and taken our stupid dog Elias to the vet, what the hell will it be this time?

Vote now !!!!!!!!!

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TAKING ELIAS TO THE VET (ft. Gabby Carbon) | This is What You Wanted Podcast #2

TAKING ELIAS TO THE VET (ft. Gabby Carbon) | This is What You Wanted Podcast #2

Feast your eyes on this glorious podcast that YOU voted for (or, more accurately, 50% of you did -- sorry everyone else! lol)! Sadly, after filming this one, we fucked up wrangling the footage for Connor and Elias' camera, so instead have a lovely little drawing of them by Goob that should provide better performative range than what is usually o...

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