crackermilk

the secret behind chatGPT | UNCUT

We lost our Dad | UNCUT

Snapchat in the Middle Ages | UNCUT

Just Put it In Rice | UNCUT

The Vegan Guilt Trip | UNCUT

why the Romans were so gay | UNCUT

enjoy one of our absolute favourites. I say that a lot but it's because we feel like we're consistently making some great sketches lately. We hope you agree! 

dating a LEGO addict | UNCUT

Enjoy the pure anarchy that was trying to film this final skit after caking ourselves in heavy amounts of SFX makeup for an upcoming skit that I promise you is one of the funniest things we've made in a while. 

girls in sundresses | UNCUT

A week at CrackerMilk

Goob went through his phone and found all of the footage he's filmed recently. We decided to slap it all together. 

when parents say "back in my day" | UNCUT

hey gang! thanks for being patient over the new year while we recover from the big C and take a short break. We're back to regular schedule now. 

What do you guys wanna see more of btw? We're thinking of making some vlogs and podcasts once more. Is that something you'd want? 

Cheers! 

Connor...

taking a shower at kanye's house | UNCUT

we no like kanye just fyi

how to satisfy any woman | UNCUT

Elias was very aggressive during this. Very. 

Flashing Lights | ELIAS COVER

Enjoy this special cover of our least favourite person. I swear it'll make more sense soon.

everyone's childhood phobia | UNCUT

The thumbnail above was close to being chosen for the official video. The reason we didn't? The NSA requested we take down the post due to the political misinformation about Obama's face being really really big. 

stepping on a landmime | UNCUT

when she's got cake | UNCUT

It is not an enjoyable experience having your entire neighbourhood routinely gawk at you while you get eaten by an ass on your front lawn. 

why no one calls Australian police | UNCUT

Really sorry about the delay folks! Enjoy the bloopers from another installment of our police squad.

girls obsessed with blackheads | UNCUT

It was so fun having the absolute shit beaten out of me from Emily. 

how parents think mental health works | UNCUT

when she's into hand stuff | UNCUT

Tech decks were so massive when we were kids. I remember people coming to school with tech decks they stole from K-Mart. Can you imagine that? A bunch of kids spending their afternoons looting shopping centres for FINGER SKATEBOARDS. Classic. 

a one night stand but she sleeps with stuffed animals | UNCUT

We had so much fun making this one. It felt like old school CrackerMilk horror. 

why guys love the cotton candy fairy | UNCUT

why girls love guys with dogs | UNCUT

the sins committed against that baby will never be forgiven. 

police when you actually need them | UNCUT

How girls cheer guys up | UNCUT

So many of these lines were improv and it worked so well. 

Last one inside | UNCUT

We ended up fighting to be the last one inside until dark. 

the tennis moan | UNCUT

It was so bloody hot filming this oh my God. Somehow even in the intense heat we still managed to spend 90 minutes pelting balls at each other. 

rescued from a deserted island | UNCUT

You wouldn't believe the amount of people staring at us from the sidelines while we completely suffocated Goob in sand. Like, what's the big deal? Can't people just mind their own business goddam. 

athiests when the nukes launch | UNCUT

There are loads of bloopers here because we spent so much time riffing. Great fun.

Original video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6490HagFWZY&ab_channel=CrackerMilk

Netflix audio mix VS your ears | UNCUT

These are some of the funniest bloopers we've had in so long. Elias having to do anything remotely dramatic is always a guaranteed good time. Also just FYI he was wearing brown leather dress boots and skinny jeans alongside his USMC helmet. Truly a war hero.