HopelessSoFrantic

Updates :)

OKAY, so where do I even begin?

1.) My reddit cakeday was earlier this week, so I made that pornhub shower video :)

2.) My ferret has been doing awesome on his medications! He's gotten back into his normal routine of scratching the bottom of his crate at 3 am. Music to my ears after thinking he almost died of cancer...

3.) As f...

MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW-- or it'd be in an hour if I was in NY lol

Which means.. if you're in the $20+ tier, you'll be getting many more boobies-- a double set this month to celebrate my birthday! (At least 120 new photos). I took them today and hope you like them-- I spent a lot of money between the outfit, location rental, and props, so even if you hate it, just lie and call me cute. IT'S MY SPECIAL DAY.

Bring tissues. Mars has been adopted.

My foster dog Marley (now Morey) is officially adopted and on to his next big adventure with a new family.
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Marley is a survivor of the Korean Dog Meat trade. He was born in a factory on Jeju island and was rescued by SaveKoreanDogs, an organization based in Korea that advocates for ending the dog meat trade.
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Alongside their...

This podcast put me in a surprisingly good mood...

Topic: How I deal with hate on the internet....and a list of my most negative reddit comments

I say this all the time, but you guys are seriously incredible. I'm so thankful for all the positivity you put into the world, and this podcast had made me realize how kind and supportive my audience really is. That whole phrase "One negative ...

WELCOME TO SPOOPY MONTH!

Howdy howdy ghosts and ghouls;I've got a cauldron of spicy concoctions..brewing just for you 🎃 Many of you monster-memers have already seen my (very crappy but I tried my best) Bowsette cosplay previewed on Reddit! I haven't completed the full NSFW cosplay shoot for it yet, as mother nature committed a gory murder in my panties (lol was that one...

Aussie puppies available in NY

Also, the puppies are in Western NY; they're purebred, AKC registerable, and tailed. If you want to see more pics of them, check out my IG story (@hopelesssofrantic), along with the story of how I met my own pupper!

I met these pups on a photography job; I personally am an advocate for adoption. Can't deny these babies are cute though!

In Denver, on my way to NY

The playboy casting went great! Everyone was so kind to me and I was surprised and overjoyed to see it's pretty female-dominated :)They said they'll get back to me no sooner than a week, but you guys know I'll fill you in when I get that info! 😊I ate a veggie chilli dog here at the airport and continued to work on editing a new project for you g...

I was determined to surf Malibu Beach

What can I say...low quality pic for a low quality human 😂This post can't be too long because I gotta meet with playboy in the morning! Still doesn't feel real! Even if they decide not to hire me, I'm so proud...of all of us..for making it this far. I couldn't have done it without yous.Today I had an AMAZING time surfing after my shoot...my favo...

Before you pledge, please read!

I really didn't want to make this post public, but it's an issue I always have to deal with and this month, it's going to be more of a problem *sigh* ⚠️⚠️⚠️ Last warning! ⚠️⚠️⚠️ Please read the tiers before pledging!! If you pledge $20 then drop your tier to $1 to steal my content, I see that. You will be blocked from now ...

Penthouse shoot 😊

Cat's out of the bag! This was one of the big shoots in LA I was super excited for :) I can't share yet what they're going to use the images for, but I'm really excited ❤️❤️❤️I have another potential big agency meet next week, but Brad needed to go back to NY to start clearing his apartment before his lease ends. He's decided to also mo...

BOOBIE UPDATE - Los Angeles

Remember awhile back when I said I was talking to the *stunning* Emily Bloom? Well, after Wednesday we're shooting together.. and she's linking me with a BIG agency (I don't want to announce who unless it 100% works out) but this is really fucking awesome 😂I skipped the grand canyon and joshua tree, and left Vegas (sucks because they're beautifu...

SLC, UT Meet & Greet!

Hey guys, it was AMAZING meeting you guys in Boston at my first meet and greet; we all made some genuine friends (some of which I'll be visiting again in the fall!) and it's rewarding getting to know you all :) The meet and greet is free so let's hang out if you're by SLC! It runs from 7:30p-8:30p tomorrow night (July 6th) at Veggie House 52 E 1...

Boston Meet & Greet today!

Good morning from your neighborhood redditor 🌞 I woke up in the trunk of a car. IM SAFE. But it was very cold and I kept waking up by rolling on something pointy and metal 😂 Today I'm checking out a couple dealerships out here for my summer road trip vehicle, then I'll be spending the evening with no one better than you guys 🌞 If you're ...

Where are my boston friends? Ill be in your neighborhood tomorrow 🌞

As you guys know, I'm taking on this summer as digital nomad with my photographer best friend (Tempercatrum) and an adventurous mechanic (Mechanic Dude idk we don't know what to call him yet). We're going to convert a (likely) school bus (possibly a van) into an RV, vlogging the whole journey, and travel to LA, where there's some talk about me work...

OKAY I COULD RELEASE THE SECRET NOW

The reason I'm going out to LA is to collaborate with Emily Bloom! (r/emilybloom) Hence the GoFundMe :) vlogging the journey from my small hometown, where I grew up bullied and teased to LA to begin a serious career as a model! I've been working my ass off to make this possible and it's amazing this is all real. I want to say thank you all again...

Twitch stream tonight 🌻

It was supposed to start 20 minutes ago but I was locked out, then the internet pooped on me. I'm working on getting it up! Have faith in me 😂😂😂 bonus pic of my dog waiting for her ice cream 🐶🍦

This fits the animal rescue tab because I'm rescuing my dog from ice cream withdrawal 

Nightcap about day-crap 🌃

Howdy howdy 🌛I got three offers for gigs today 🌻 turned one of them down because it'd interfere with my twitch stream tomorrow night, but I'm glad opportunities are coming back along now that it's spring!I think it'd be really cool to learn how to link my laptop screen to OBS so I could teach you guys how to photoshop or something on a stream...

Today's shoot + meeting with music producer!!

The shoot went really well and I can't wait to share the pics! I wore an adorable school-girl outfit one of my wonderful patrons gifted me (let's all take a second to thank Andy-- I've got so many cute new things to wear and it makes me feel special they're from you guys :') it makes it so much more personal for me ❤️) As always, we're having a...

Temper and I are working on an Amazon special!

I actually did really well on set today.. everyone really liked me and now I have phone numbers from both Transformers and Marvel sets 🙌I have a good feeling I'll get some work in Chicago. We'll see.The Amazon thing was completely unrelated to my current gig but completely good news; I'm bringing Temper on it to shoot BTS while I operate. For no...

Whatd you do for Easter? 🐰

Btw about half the pledges went through so far, I'm super eagar to start posting actual photography stuff 🌻There were quite a lot of patrons whose payments we're declined so double check to make sure that's not you! Send me a PM if something's up because I'm cleaning my sc friends list tomorrow!My dog and I went to the park for Easter; she went ...

Once patrons clear, I'll be doing rewards :)

Lots of people kept asking where the high res pics they paid for are. I know many of you are new to patreon (so am I lol), so I just wanted to let you know I can't post rewards until after patrons clear! To my understanding, that's on the first of the month. So I should be good to go on the second :) Also if you were a $20+ tier then dropped your ...

My photography for those who asked!

I'm actually a cinematographer, but I also do stills for funsies. This is the girl that usually photographs me (( u/tempercatrum )) She just made a Reddit so I could credit her while keeping us anon. She's a super sweet angel and patreon earnings make it possible for us to explore new cities to shoot in and meet you guys along the way. First were ...

BEAR WITH ME! Adding new friends.

I'm currently having issues adding friends on my Snapchat account.. even when I spell your name correctly, nothing comes up. Anyone have this issue before? I just emailed Snapchat about it. Please keep in mind I am an average real life girl trying to share my life with you all, I'm not a business, and I never expected to explode in popularity! Do...

Q&A #1

Laying in bed with my dog on my feet, trying to add you +20ers on my Snapchat, messaging you all on Reddit, replying to comments on subreddits, replying to Instagram questions...I've come across many of the same questions! I'm going to answer some of the biggest questions I've received so far, right here! I'm also looking into making a twitch so I ...

You guys earned it!

Seriously.. thank you. You've already trippled what I have left in my bank. I reached over $500 which means LoZ cosplay here I come! I will likely do Link because that's ALWAYS been my dream. Are there any other characters you'd like to see me do? What about from other animes? Lmk! 🍓