You've recently been hired on as the new house-maid, specifically to tend to the prince's quarters. You haven't seen him yet, but after getting side-tracked petting the castle dogs, you hear two voices approaching, complaining about something...
This is part 2 of a series. You can find part 1 here: 2021-06-25 02:15:36 +0000 UTC
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You've recently been hired on as the new house-maid, specifically to tend to the prince's quarters. You haven't seen him yet, but after getting side-tracked petting the castle dogs, you hear two voices approaching, complaining about something...
A special thanks to Miaboo (2021-06-25 02:13:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
I know it's been a little bit since you've heard from me. Last month was the craziest I've had in a while, and this month is looking to be even busier. I've started working on the next audio, but with how hectic my weekends are going to be (which is when I get the majority of my work done), it might not be finished till next ...
2021-06-08 17:29:36 +0000 UTC
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Hey all!
There were 3 audio choices that climbed high above the others, and with how many people voted, I don't think a 4th will join them. However! There's 3, and not one. So, someone suggested a tie-breaker poll.
Unfortunately, in this poll, you can only vote for 1 option. But, don't worry, if your favorite doesn't win, it'll come ...
2021-05-17 14:34:05 +0000 UTC
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Still deciding on which audios you're going to vote for? Need a little distraction, to clear your mind and help you rest?
This audio was written by one of you, my wonderful Patrons, and a lot of you really wanted to see me voice it, so who am I to deny that enthusiasm? I wasn't really anticipating doing a ramblefap, but somewhere in ...
2021-05-15 17:59:42 +0000 UTC
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Hey all!
It's time to vote on the next audio that will be made: as the last one was a $5 tier, the next one up is a $10 tier.
One of you had the good idea of me posting the descriptions of what you're voting for here, and then just listing the option below with a number, because there is a very short word-limit for the vo...
2021-05-13 20:25:53 +0000 UTC
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[Some beeping, various computer noises slowly fade in.]
<Jakz> Hmmm… I think she’s startin to wake up. (pause) Hey! I said, I think she’s… Tor, ya big ape, ya hear what I said? I said I think -
<Tor, halfway through> Hey! Okay, okay, okay, I heard you, don’t climb on me! What do you want me to do about it? We’...
2021-05-11 19:19:41 +0000 UTC
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Your ship boarded, your crew killed, and the next thing you know, your vision fades to black. Things aren't looking very hopeful, and the sight before your eyes when you open them doesn't help.
This is part 3 of a 3 part series. Part 1 can be found here: 2021-05-10 02:38:39 +0000 UTC
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Your ship boarded, your crew killed, and the next thing you know, your vision fades to black. Things aren't looking very hopeful, and the sight before your eyes when you open them doesn't help.
This is part 3 of a 3 part series. Part 1 can be found here: 2021-05-10 02:34:23 +0000 UTC
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Your ship boarded, your crew killed, and the next thing you know, your vision fades to black. Things aren't looking very hopeful, and the sight before your eyes when you open them doesn't help.
This is part 2 of a 3 part series. Part 1 can be found here: 2021-05-09 23:11:46 +0000 UTC
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Your ship boarded, your crew killed, and the next thing you know, your vision fades to black. Things aren't looking very hopeful, and the sight before your eyes when you open them doesn't help.
This is part 2 of a 3 part series. Part 1 can be found here: 2021-05-09 23:09:13 +0000 UTC
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Your ship boarded, your crew killed, and the next thing you know, your vision fades to black. Things aren't looking very hopeful, and the sight before your eyes when you open them doesn't help.
Parts 2 and 3 are still in the making, but some people enjoy listening to them as I am finished with them, so enjoy for now. The other t...
2021-05-09 04:18:17 +0000 UTC
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Your ship boarded, your crew killed, and the next thing you know, your vision fades to black. Things aren't looking very hopeful, and the sight before your eyes when you open them doesn't help.
Funny story about this art piece: my artist's tablet kicked the bucket before they could finish it, but I have a drawing tablet of my ow...
2021-05-09 04:15:45 +0000 UTC
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I cannot believe I didn't post this when I posted the audio! I hope late is better than never.
Part 1:
*pacing footsteps, annoyed sounds*
Oh? What’s that? Starting to stir? Waking up from your little nap? Can you finally hear me? Good. Fuck you.
[Who are you?]
Oh? What? Who am I? You mean, you don...
2021-05-05 23:52:08 +0000 UTC
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I can't thank those of you who commission me enough; and I'm sure the rest of my followers can't either, since they get a free, unscheduled audio out of it!
Here is another commission by one of you all: 2021-05-05 23:49:20 +0000 UTC
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Hey all,
Last I made an update, I wasn't sure if I would be able to make it before the end of the month, but now I know that I sadly won't be able to. I mentioned it before, but having less than 1 audio a month will be a rarity: a lot of things happened this month between moving, family, etc, so I have had a lot less time than u...
2021-04-27 18:05:52 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Since a lot of you said you want to hear more updates from me, here you are!
It looks like in the polls, the "Sci-Fi Interrogation" audio won by a pretty wide margin! I've started working on it, and have already finished part 1 of the script, but with what I have in mind, parts 2 and 3 are going to be longer ...
2021-04-17 19:34:09 +0000 UTC
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It is time!
I had a whole long thing typed out and then Patreon decided to refresh on me and loose it all... oh well.
This is the poll for the $5 tier audio (the next audio that will come out). As with the previous poll, you can vote for as many different options as you want, but the one with the highest number...
2021-04-07 17:44:52 +0000 UTC
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Hey all!
Those of you who responded to my last poll wanted me to post updates more often, so here you are! Though, maybe it's to be expected that the people who read my "update posts" want more of them, and those that don't, don't respond. Oh well; I like writing out my thoughts too much for that to stop me.
2021-03-29 15:15:35 +0000 UTC
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I finished both parts 2 and 3 in the same sitting, so I figured I'd upload them both at once.
2021-03-23 02:30:21 +0000 UTC
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I finished both parts 2 and 3 in the same sitting, so I figured I'd upload them both.
2021-03-23 02:29:15 +0000 UTC
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2021-03-23 02:24:49 +0000 UTC
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2021-03-23 02:23:01 +0000 UTC
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I honestly don't know what you were thinking, opening that book and starting to read. I told you not to, didn't I?
When I make a new audio, I usually write and then record all 3 parts at once, but when it comes to editing, I do it one at a time. Someone thought it might be more engaging to post each part of the audio as soon as ...
2021-03-21 13:17:14 +0000 UTC
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I honestly don't know what you were thinking, opening that book and starting to read. I told you not to, didn't I?
When I make a new audio, I usually write and then record all 3 parts at once, but when it comes to editing, I do it one at a time. Someone thought it might be more engaging to post each part of the audio as soon as ...
2021-03-21 13:15:17 +0000 UTC
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Hey all!
I jsut passed 666 followers on Reddit, and I had promised to do another AMA (ask me anything) as a thank you for getting so much support.
If you have a Reddit account, and have questions burning away at your mind, here's the post: 2021-03-10 03:45:47 +0000 UTC
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If this seems out of the usual for my normal audios, it is! One of you comissioned me to make this, but gave me permission to share it with everyone else. I've cut their name in this version, because as someone who has listened to comission audios before, hearing "Oh Dave" being moaned randomly can really kill the mood, for someone who isn't nam...
2021-03-09 03:25:56 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
First of all, I've made another SFW/wholesome BFE audio on Youtube. Here's the link: https://youtu.be/GGjkI7_TACE
Secondly, I'm still trying to figure out the best way to make my audios, as I know I always have room for improvement, so I wan...
2021-03-01 20:13:18 +0000 UTC
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Part 1: Alt name: You get lost in a strange bookshop
*rain falling, running footsteps, then a door opens and a bell sounds. Door closes, and rain begins to fade (haha, Fade..this will make sense later), and is greeted with the sound of distant clocks ticking.*
*strange whispers* Welcome.
Woah! Hey, careful, you might knock some...
2021-02-22 01:42:17 +0000 UTC
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