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Perusing Pretty Poetry Pon A Park Pench

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Hello Beautiful,

I hope you're doing well!

It's been a minute since I've read you poetry, so I thought I'd do just that!

I don't know if you're a hanging out in the park kinda girlie, but as the summer starts to cool off, it's important to go out and get some sunlight before things start to g...

Aasimar Audio Annual JOI 2025

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Hello Beautiful,

I'm actually not sure if I do these annually, I wouldn't be surprised if the last one I did was in like 1976.

ANYWAY!

I've taken your requests, demands, and desires, and turned them into ...

Put Your Words In My Mouth September 2025 Basque Cheesecake Version .wav colorized

Hello Beautiful,

I'm here to drop you a poll for you to once again put your words in my mouth!

So!

Here's the poll!

That's it!

I look forward to seeing what your sick and twisted minds come up with.

Talk Soon,

Aa

PP Stream 10/9/25

Hello Beautiful,

Sorry for the inconvenience, but I’m going to be streaming this Wednesday, September 10th at 7:30EST.

I know I said I’d stream tomorrow, but some work things came up, and I can’t turn down a shift rn 😭 so I’ll see you on Wednesday!

Talk Soon,

As

Any EnJOIers?

Hello Beautiful,

I often get requests for JOIs, but they’re not often audios that I make/naturally feel good at.

So, instead of continuing to edge you enJOIers (unless you like it ;P), I thought I’d ask you directly for a list of demands!

Let me know in the comment section below!

Instruct You Later,

As

September 2025 House Keeping

Hello Beautiful,

Fall is coming and I'm here as a humble man with a humble content poll for September.

It's getting colder, so let me know all your cozy and/or freaky desires for these autumnal audios.

I also wanted to announce that I'll be streaming n...

The Handsome Barista Your Auntie Keeps Telling You About

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Hello Beautiful,

It's been a minute since I've done a first date audio!

This one's got a bit of exhibitionism as well, if you're into that sort of thing.

Also, som...

The Prince & The Cook

Hello Beautiful,

This one is based off of this poll suggestion:

Forbidden love, prince x servant girl, where the king and queen arrange his marriage to another but he keeps refusing because he wants to be with the listener

It's also been a minute since I've done any sort of pseudo-historical fi...

Local Man Pontificates On Various Outfits He'd Rip Off You Before [Redacting] All Over You

HI SORRY I HAVE TO RUN TO WORK I'LL PUT A DESCRIPTION HERE LATER BUT YOU GET IT FROM THE TITLE OKAY BYE DRINK WATER CUM LOTS FOR DA-

Johnny's Cottage: Summer Shower

Hello Beautiful,

I am here before you, with part 2 of Johnny's Cottage!

If YOU were one of the beautiful people who kept stopping me on the street to demand another car sex audio before telling me my fade made me look handsome, then THIS is for you! I hope you're happy!

Anyway, it's been a sec since I've done some car sex, so I...

Vanilla Sleepy Time Tea, Square Breathing, A Calf Massage, and Frog & Toad Together

Hello Beautiful,

For this month's SFW audio, I wanted to bring back a bit of a slice of life vibe!

I've been getting many a request for one of these, so hopefully this is calming for you!

It's the kind that's got a bit of everything, in the shape of a doting boyfriend who loves when you're a little bit clingy (affectionate). 2025-08-16 01:53:36 +0000 UTC View Post

PP Stream 11/08/25

Hello Beautiful!

Apologies, I know I’m supposed to be streaming today, but I have to push the stream back a week!

So I’ll be streaming next Monday, August 11th at kinda sorta around 6:30pm.

I also streamed on the 11th last month so it kinda aligns in some way.

Sorry for the inconvenience and see you...

August 2025 Housekeeping

Hello Beautiful,

I hope you're doing well!

I'm just here once again before you, a humble man with a larger than average head, with some information.

First and foremost, here is your content poll for this month!

Also, I wanted to let you know that...

Local Man Pontificates On Sexual Compersion In An Active Construction Zone During A Rainstorm

Hello Beautiful,

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It's been a while since I've done a ramblefap for the strawberry cake tier, and folks have been asking for one. So here ya are!

If you didn't know, I...

Heatwave: Strawberry Whipped Cream

Hello Beautiful,

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Here's the THRILLING conclusion to Heatwave: The Popsicle Incident.

This audios a big one for everyone who's been sending me weirdly threatening but sexy anonymous mail every week demand...

Johnny's Cottage: Carpooling

Hello Beautiful,

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This one's based off of a poll submission asking for a summary cottage based audio!

But also, the long standing request for a multi-part, road trip audi...

Local Man Pontificates On A Subby Dream He Had And Gets Shy About It

Hello Beautiful,

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Alright, I know I say this often but, I think this Ramblefap isn't like any of the other ones I've done before.

It's pretty subby, so if you're into that sort of thing, then I think you'll enjoy it...

Local Man Reads The Gospel Of Hip Hop To You

Hello Beautiful,

For this months SFW audio, I wanted to do a very long reading audio!

So here I am, reading The Gospel of Hip Hop by KRS One, a book that a mentor of mine had recommended to me.

I added some ambient noises to make it feel more so like I'm reading to you out in the park. You know, real summer like.

PP Stream 11/07/25

EDIT: VOD back up, please enjoy mama.

Hello Beautiful,

I'm just here to let you know I'll be streaming this Friday July 11th from 8PM EST till who knows when!

I wanted to do it last week while my fade was still fresh, but unfortunately I was very busy.

So come see me and my half grown out fade!

I promise I won't bri...

July 2025 Housekeeping

Hello Beautiful,

I'm just here to post this month's content poll!

Let me hear all your freaky suggestions! It's okay, you can blame it on the summer heat.

I'd also like to express my desire to come back to PP streaming this month. However, my nights ar...

Local Man Tries New Things With An Old Friend 😌

Hello Beautiful,

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We're having a generational heat wave over here, so if you hear the AC lightly humming in the back that's why. But I did enough editing that it shouldn't be apparent.

I KNOW...

Darien's Pool Party

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Hello Beautiful,

We're having a generational heat wave over here, so if you hear the AC lightly humming in the back that's why. But I did enough editing that it shouldn't be apparent.

I can't find the ex...

Biggest Boss

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Hello Beautiful,

We're having a generational heat wave over here, so if you hear the AC lightly humming in the back that's why. But I did enough editing that it shouldn't be apparent.

Anyway!

Here's t...

Mr. Audio's Pool

Hello Beautiful,

This audio was based on the following submission on the poll:

Listener desperate to cool off sneaks into the neighbours pool while they’re away on vacation, unaware that their handsome son is house sitting (who Listener may be harbouring a secret crush on)

Before you say anyt...

Heatwave: The Popsicle Incident

Hello Beautiful,

This the SFW(ish) audio for this month!

The concept for this audio and the coming sequel are from this poll suggestion:

Friends/Roommates dealing with an AC outage on the hottest day of summer. Because of the outage, there's very little clothing being worn inside and things get nasty

2025-06-19 16:34:51 +0000 UTC View Post

June 2025 Housekeeping

Hello Beautiful,

I'm here to drop the content poll for this month!

I don't know how it is on your end of the world but things are getting hot here.

I'll most likely end up doing some sort of summery audio. Whether it 'll be a summer lovin' typ...

Gettin' Rough Suite

Hello Beautiful,

I get many requests for rough audios, both of the MDom and MSub variety.

I've also been meaning to record some bed sounds to be used for rougher audios.

So! I'm here with 2 rougher audio vignettes!

Whether you like making a pretty boy cry while you ride him hard, or if you like having your party clothes t...

Banana Walnut Loaf pt. 2

Hello Beautiful,

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Here's the thrilling part 2 of the SFW(ish) audio I posted a week ago!

There isn't much to say, since it's largely just building on the first audio.

But, if you like ...

Local Man Pontificates On An Assortment of Things But Especially Being Punished

Hello Beautiful,

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Okay so this one is pretty rambly. To be honest I don't really remember exactly what I talked about, which I guess is the point.

I do remember touchin...

Shroom'd Up

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Hello Beautiful,

While I was writing this script I couldn't stop listening to Boo'd Up. In case you were wondering how I came to such an incredible name.

Anyway, this audio is a mixture of two suggestions i...