Hello Beautiful,
I wanted to make an audio that was 1) kind of porny in its story and 2) more about the listener choosing me instead of me coming onto the listener.
So! With those 2 things in mind, I present you this audio!
I know I know, it's another long one, but I'm annoying and wanted to have a little more interaction befor...
2023-02-11 21:32:19 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
I wanted to do another one of those "your flirty golden retriever co-worker is actually quite serious about you." type audios.
Mainly because I just wanted to flirt with you. Okay? Is that so wrong?
Anyway!
If you're into going to get bingsu with your big headed co-worker before they rearrange your gu...
Hello Beautiful,
I wanted to do a more straight forward audio that was a little more fun and not so story heavy.
I've also wanted to do a more dedicated pet play audio with some collaring, but I wanted to tease it a little.
So! I'm here, with a fun little audio wherein your big headed roommate asks you to help him with hi...
2023-01-25 03:45:23 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
I've got the last Patreon audio coming out very soon, so I thought I'd drop the poll for Feburary!
So here I am, a humble man with The February 2022 Content Poll.
I'm trying to think of something interesting to say to make this a more ...
2023-01-24 05:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
I took in all the ramblefap feedback, and came into this audio with the express purpose to make this as freeflowing and true to concept as possible.
So, to everyone who voted "yes" and shared their requests for this ramblefap, I just want you to know, this is all your fault!
You asked for this! This all over th...
2023-01-20 00:35:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
For this month's sfw audio, I wanted to read to you, but I thought I'd frame it a little bit differently this time.
This time it's your big headed, yet big hearted coworker who offers to read to you in exchange for you switching shifts with them.
You call them specifically because you went out to watch a spo...
Hello Hello,
I'm not going to have a long preamble about Ramblefaps and my mental block with them, as I feel like I've spoken about them ad nauseum.
I also usually end up posting Ramblefaps as a Strawberry Shortcake tier audio, and never really as a Carrot Cake tier audio.
However, despite my many hang ups, it seems like these ...
2023-01-16 00:51:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful!
This one is based off a Patreon Poll suggestion.
I don't know what's gotten into my sweet altruistic patreons, but it seems like every month they demand some sort of toxic argumentative audio.
But, as I am a man of the people, I must provide.
So! I come before you, a humble man w...
2023-01-13 21:17:47 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful!
This audio is based on one of the top suggestions from the poll!
It also feels like it's been a while since I've done a more slice of life BFE type audio.
So! I come before you, a humble man with a large head, to give you this audio.
Have you ever had a partner working on something and thought, "Man...
2023-01-11 08:15:43 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful!
I meant to have this audio out last month, but due to the sickness, it's coming out now.
It's still relatively cold here, so it's still fitting.
This is mash up of a bunch of tropey ideas I've been meaning to put in an audio.
Uh oh! We're snowed in! And There's only one bed! And not enough wood for the fi...
2023-01-06 09:22:38 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
Thank you for your patience this month.
I've made a full recovery by now and you won't have to wait so long next month for the content you're kind enough to pay me for.
I say this whenever I do a ramblefap, but this ones different!
Usually I have some kind of outline to keep me organized, but this ramblef...
2022-12-31 07:27:44 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
Here is part 2 to go with this months SFW audio.
After a few days of your big headed husband taking care of you, your health has been on the up and up.
So how do you celebrate your health?
Well, obviously, stay in all day and just have tons of sex.
This one's got a bit of everything, in the form of ...
2022-12-30 06:21:09 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
The sickness I was afflicted with this month has hit me harder than I expected.
So unfortunately, I'm doing the old, "give you all the audios in the last couple days."
January will look a lot different.
Anyway!
The sfw audio this month is a part 1 of 2, with the second more intimate part coming very...
2022-12-28 11:08:09 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello,
I know it's been slow going this month. But I've been fighting the head cold/flu the last 10ish days.
I explain a bit more in this audio attached to this post, and go into what I've got planned for the rest of the month when my health allows.
But! I also wanted to drop the January Content poll here.
Hello Beautiful,
I took a bit of a break at the beginning of this month to recharge and learn a new audio editing program but I'm back and will try to be producing at a highish clip like last month.
The most highly voted suggestion from last month's poll was, "Accidental declaration of love mid-fucking".
Which is good ...
2022-12-13 06:29:46 +0000 UTC View PostI'm out of town so I set this audio to automatically post a couple days ago while I was mid travel, but for some reason it didn't.
The last time I use the schedule post function!
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Hello Beautiful,
Do you like it when your big headed boyfriend is both immensely sweet, but also treats you like a deprav...
Hello Beautiful!
As soon as I started typing this, I got a massive headache but I want you to be able to get your horny fix so let me give you the spark notes.
Hello Beautiful,
As you may have noticed, I've tried to make a more concerted effort this month. I can't promise that I'll always be so productive, but I'm trying to set a better pace for myself.
I should have the last November audio for you in the next coming days.
I thought it might be better for me to ask what you'd...
2022-11-22 03:03:32 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
A type of audio I often get requests for is one based around the listeners or my first time.
To be honest, one of the reasons I've shied away from it is because I wasn't quite sure how to navigate it.
I think there's a certain level of care and thought that should be given when it's your partners' first t...
2022-11-21 05:45:42 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful!
As you may have guessed, it's not the summer (as of time of posting).
I wrote this audio a couple months ago, but every time I sat down to record it, it just never felt right.
Well! Wouldn't you know it, the mood struck me on a snowy night here in Canada.
So, if you're in for a little bit of summer ...
2022-11-17 04:54:40 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
I've never been to a house showing before, but I bet they're fun.
I say this as someone who loves watching various architectural digest videos and imagining what it'd be like to live in such luxurious homes.
That being said, have you ever had the inkling to get intimate with your big headed boyfriend at a ho...
Hello Beautiful,
For this month's SFW, I wanted to do some more breathing and grounding techniques.
However, I wanted to present it in a way that was different than how I've done them in the past.
I know I usually lean towards a kind of boyfriend experience thing, but I wanted this one to be a little more platonic and ...
Hello Beautiful,
I must say, there is nothing I get requests for more than "toxic bf argument" type audios.
It's probably because I only do them once or twice a year.
However! This month's poll was flooded with requests for an angry, possessive, jealous, and toxic boyfriend.
Well! Be careful what you ask for!
I have...
2022-11-08 03:53:28 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
Have you ever frequented a café, because the owner/barista was a big headed flirtatious cutie?
Have you ever been be stood up on a date despite the fact that you baked an incredible key lime pie?
Have you then vented about your romantic misfortunes to the aforementioned big headed barista?
Or are you...
Hello Beautiful,
I come before you as a humble man, here with a link.
A link for what you'd be interested in hearing this November 2022.
Feel free to leave SFW audio ideas as well!
I look forward to seeing what your big beautiful brains come up with.
Poll You Soon,
Aa
2022-11-02 01:37:55 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
Have you ever had some sexual tension with a coworker?
Did you guys always kind of flirt and everybody called you each others, "work wife/husband"?
Did that coworker happen to be a pastry chef at a café you worked at?
Did you two also happen to sneaky link at work all the time because you both got off on...
2022-11-01 01:46:33 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
Are you a beach goer?
Have you ever been to the beach and wanted to have sexual relations with your big headed, sweet talking, cheesy, and goofy boyfriend?
Have you been unable to follow through on your degenerate desires due to the fact that other people had the audacity to be at the beach as well?
Well ...
2022-10-27 06:55:54 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
I hope this audio finds you well.
In last month's sfw audio I made some faux documentaries to play in the background.
This month, I decided to read you one of the transcripts more directly.
So, if you're a fan of being read to, then hopefully this will bring you some sort of comfort.
I also th...
2022-10-25 02:04:17 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
To be honest, while I do like Halloween in general, I haven't really been the most dedicated costumer in the past.
I think because I was usually working on Halloween, it quickly turned into more of a, "after my shift I'll meet you at the party" type night.
However, if I was throwing a party with my partner and ...
2022-10-22 07:03:47 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful!
Have you ever ordered a product online and got something completely different? Say...instead of a tail, you got...a tail?
Or have you and your big headed boyfriend been thinking of getting you a super cute buttplug?
Or have neither of those things happened, but you like the idea of exploring those conc...
2022-10-15 05:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post