We’ve officially cleaned our plates with HANNIBAL, so it’s time for the next course on the menu: THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!! We're gobbling up every last crumb of this rewatch as we celebrate this feast of a film and could not have been more eager to finally devour this all-time classic 😋🍽️
From our obsession wi...
2025-11-27 15:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re revisiting A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING, a classic that still fills our hearts like a perfectly chaotic holiday dinner. This special has been woven into our lives for as long as we can remember, and sharing it with you feels like inviting family to the table… the Petty Pumpkins way!
Happy Thanksgiving Pumpkins! This yea...
2025-11-27 13:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Holidays Pumpkins!!!
It’s officially sleigh-steering season, and you’re in the driver’s seat! 🎄🛷
We gathered a list of holiday favorites we somehow missed (yes, the North Pole is concerned). Pick the festive film we unwrap next! Light a candle, pour something warm, get your little voting fingers ready and let’s make ...
Our very first journey with PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES was chaotic, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartwarming! Steve Martin and John Candy had us giggling, stressed, endeared, and emotional all at once... it's the kind of holiday film where every single thing goes wrong but your heart grows three sizes anyway ✈️🚂🚗
Safe...
2025-11-26 16:27:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This month flew by faster than a cursed mirror on a mission, so consider this post a small hiccup in the fabric of petty time, we promise we didn't forget the exclusives. November’s lineup is full on fire, haunting reflections, getting your steps in, comedy gold, and a piping-hot tea spill straight from Petty Pumpkins HQ!
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2025-11-25 15:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In “The Lord of the Tides,” years have passed but the mess has only multiplied. Viserys is holding on by a thread (so are we) a...
2025-11-25 05:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In “Driftmark,” children are brawling, alliances are cracking (and just cracked in general) Blood be spilled, sides be chosen, ...
2025-11-25 04:04:48 +0000 UTC View Post
IT: WELCOME TO DERRY Episode 5 turns Neibolt Street into a full-on war zone, the kids are running into the sewers like they own the place, and Pennywise is out here SERVING terror and theatrics!!!
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, let’s raise the blood-pressure in this bitch AGAIN 😤🍿
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2025-11-24 17:03:50 +0000 UTC View Post
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂🎈
In episode five, "Neibolt Street" is officially a war zone. The whole town feels seconds from collapse, tensions are boiling over, and here ...
2025-11-24 08:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post
🍿📼 Our Scary Movie 3 YouTube edit is now LIVE in all its chaotic, corn-scented glory! Swing by, leave a comment, hype, stream, scream and let the algorithm know you're not afraid of a little crop circle OR A CURSED TAPE!!! 👀✨🌾⭕🌾✨👀
2025-11-22 18:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Before we head to the theater, we wanted to revisit a story that’s woven itself into our lives in so many ways. WICKED has lived in our hearts for years and this commentary is simply us settling into something we genuinely love and letting it wash over us once more, but this time for your entertainment 💚
If this story means s...
2025-11-21 04:11:29 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In "The Princess and the Queen" the time jump slapped us across the face and it seems the pettiness aged like decades-old wine. New...
2025-11-19 17:13:27 +0000 UTC View Post
🛸📼 We’re jumping into a first-time watch of SCARY MOVIE 3 that left us cackling, confused, and deeply concerned for all cornfields in America. Between Regina Hall stealing every single scene and Anna Faris at peak Cindy chaos, this just might be the silliest entry yet 👽😂🌽
2025-11-19 03:20:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥
In "We Light the Way" the royal wedding bells were ringing so you know what that means... What should’ve been a celeb...
2025-11-18 18:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥
“King of the Narrow Sea” swept in with a royal mess and the kind of candlelit chaos that had us clutching our pearl...
2025-11-18 15:37:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Derry woke up and chose chaos today, and tbh… so did we lmao 😵💫🎈
IT: WELCOME TO DERRY (Episode 4) is a full-body shiver as the kids get pushed to their limit and we did not see eye to eye with some of them.......
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, let’s raise the blood-pressure in this bitch!
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2025-11-17 14:01:49 +0000 UTC View Post
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
In episode four, "The Great Swirling Apparatus of Our Planet's Function" Fear tightens its grip on Derry as Charlotte fights to save Hank from h...
2025-11-17 12:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷
Tonight’s course? Episodes 7 & 8, marinated in resurrection and stuffed with deceit. Lassarus rises from the dead, our Graham cracker is back on the hunt, and a horse gives birth to som...
2025-11-14 18:04:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy birthday to the funniest, quippiest, wittiest person we know! Your astute attention to detail, endless well of jokes and commitment to always having FUN are just a few of the many reasons we adore you so very, very, very much. Thank you for sharing your amazing self with all of us--life would be so much more boring without you 🥳💖 2025-11-12 15:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Mirror, mirror on the wall… who’s the unluckiest of them all? 👁️🪞
Apparently us, because y'all voted for this cursed movie.
This is our (PATREON-EXCLUSIVE $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER FIRST-TIME WATCH) of Mike Flanagan's OCULUS where grief, trauma, and memory converge into ghosts that resides ins...
2025-11-11 20:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 3 of HBO's IT: WELCOME TO DERRY drags us deeper into Derry’s grip. Everyone’s reaching for answers, but the real horror is what they’re waking up in the process... 🎈
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, help keep our algorithm from clownin' around! 🤡
2025-11-10 22:06:40 +0000 UTC View Post
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
🪦👻 From gaggy graveyard chase scenes to Dick Hallorann shining a little too close to the sun, Episode 3 takes us deeper into Derry’s rot...
2025-11-10 13:31:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥 In "Second of his Name" we feasted on fire, fury, and feelings in the Petty Thrones Court. The table is set, the tea is scald...
2025-11-09 23:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post
🧠⚡️ We just posted our FRANKENSTEIN (2025) reaction on youtube… and YOU NEED TO SEE IT, PUMPKIN! This film is a beautifully gothic heartbreaking masterpiece, stitched together from grief and lightning. A monster built to love in a world that cannot love him back. But we love him, and we know you do too! 🪦...
2025-11-09 15:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post
⚡ If FRANKENSTEIN (1931) was creation and Bride (1935) was refusal, Guillermo Del Toro's newest iteration is the reckoning. It’s gothic romance in its truest form, beautiful, doomed, and aching, the kind of story that knows love is a festering wound and still longingly reaches for it anyway... 🩸
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2025-11-08 18:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥 In "The Rogue Prince" The mess is marinating and we are already picking sides! 😭🐉👑
2025-11-07 20:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post
The classic movie monster era shaped horror, queerness, and gothic storytelling forever and we want these Universal Monsters videos to have the audience they deserve!
Pumpkins, If you have the time today: a like, a hype, a comment, or even watching for a few extra minutes helps so much in pushing these videos out...
Thank you for helping ...
For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s course? Episodes 5 & 6, sliced into grief and smoked over deceit... an offering of friendship, kidneys, and very bad dinner guests 🥩🥀
2025-11-06 21:57:48 +0000 UTC View Post
⚡ The storm returns, pumpkins... and she has arrived!!! 💍🕯️
In BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, sparks fly in the laboratory again, but this time the experiment has expectations. We're celebrating 90 years of these monstrous legends and how their stories have echoed throughout time, pulsing, electric, and al...
❄️ Our BLACK PHONE 2 reaction is now live on YouTube! Grab a snack and watch before the call goes dead! 🫳🏻 🍿
Help us out of the ice with a like, comment hype, stream, scream, let's keep the petty algorithm from freezing over! 🥶